Episode 125 - The Ballad of Bill Belichick: A Nation Mourns (Pepsi Real Sugar)

What can even be said? This nation faces its darkest chapter. It was all the Kings of Drink Mountain could do to take the throne and preside over their latest beverage judgement. Braindead Trivia became a struggle overcome by sheer will and moxie. Josh's brilliant new business idea has to wait in a time capsule until the darkness clears, But the boys face this abomination with grit, determination, and dirty mouths. And they shall overcome this unforgivable action, as will we all, if we just listen to this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast! Can you hear us, Canton?

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Today's review, that is, if anyone can even bother at this point...

Here's the nutrition facts, as true as the fact that we're a world in crisis right now

Episode 124 - Thoughts And Prayers Will Get You There (Vanilla Coke)

 Feeling down? Don't forget that "Thoughts and Prayers Will Get You There," especially when accompanied by yet another amazing episode of The One True Religion. The Kings hold up a soda pop classic and a delightful "drink snack" for review, while divining their predictions for 2026. They also reveal some well kept secrets like a big win in the $1.7 billion Powerball draw, America's Soon-To-Be-Favorite Theme Park, and Josh's new TV news gig. Speaking of secrets, the show has also cracked the code on Australia's most famous landmark and its technological innovations. You'll be amazed what the boys discovered! 

Yes, it's all that goodness, and so much more (Braindead Trivia anyone?), here to kick off the new year right! So drop the ball (huhuhuh), pour the mimosas, and party down with Drinks With Josh!

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Two big reviews for two big guys

We don't like to have them go, but we love to watch them leave

Famous composers truly do the best gift wrapping

And give the best gifts, apparently

Episode 123 - Christmas IX: Gary Coleman, Take The Wheel (White Claw Cranberry)

 It's not Christmas until America's Favorite Podcast releases their big holiday episode, so I guess it's Christmas! The boys are back for their 9th crack at the yuletide, this time with a little help from a magic sleigh or DeLorean or something, driven by a very special (necromanced?) friend.

As always, the Kings of Drink Mountain come bearing gifts, including a festive 12 Questions of Christmas Braindead Trivia AND a lovely game of "What Are We Getting This Person For Christmas?" Plus, a review of a holiday-appropriate offering from White Claw. Will it be the biggest present under the tree or a huge lump of sh...er, coal?

As we find out, we will also learn about the new prodigal son, Ben's true love, Josh's amazing pants, Christmas traditions in the Josh household, and elf schedules around the big day. Plus, we finally find out what this podcast is truly about!

So throw on some bells and tie some antlers to your head as you cozy up by the fire with the amazing 9th Drinks With Josh Christmas!

(And don't forget that you can always check out the DWJ-ctionary right here!)

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There's no place like DWJ Studios for the holidays...

Is it water or is it White Claw? Is there a difference?

Apparently they legalized it at the North Pole...

Episode 122 - Thanksgiving VI: Josh's Special Sauce (Sprite Winter Spiced Cranberry)

The War on Thanksgiving is over. The Kings of Drink Mountain have returned to give all of America something to be thankful for: a new episode of America's Favorite Podcast! One which will enrich your lives with last minute Thanksgiving dinner substitutions, Josh's newfound love of cats, a musical version of a classic Vegas story, and so much more! Plus, there's plenty to feast on between the review of Sprite Winter Spiced Cranberry, 3 different flavors of Kind bars, and an extra-super-sized helping of Braindead Trivia. So unbuckle that belt and settle in your favorite easy chair as Drinks With Josh brings you their 6th Thanksgiving holiday classic.

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Could it be more perfect for Thanksgiving?

I mean, except for the "winter" part...

Did the boys feel the love from these or kindly turn them away?

DWJ-ctionary

As mentioned in our last episode, we have put together a Drinks With Josh Dictionary, or DWJ-ctionary, to clear up some terms and references that have shown up over the course of 120+ episodes. We felt it is really the least we could do for new citizens of Drink Mountain. After all, you don't maintain your status as America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast if you're not continuously bringing 'em in by the barrel-full!

Anyway, to make a long story short, click here to get your learn on. And maybe a couple giggles and stuff. You saucy schoolgirl you.

In case you're also an idiot and missed it the first two times, here's the DWJ-ctionary!

Episode 121 - Camping With Dick's (Maverik frozen Coke beverage)

 Rejoice, as Josh has returned from his pilgrimage to Dick's (a grocery store) to get his favorite bakery treat! Of course we all know what that means: plenty of Dick's jokes! But that's not all, there's actually some show in there too. This time, America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast goes camping and tries out a drink so mysterious that it's not even mentioned on the web site of the store selling it. It also looks like poo in a glass. Can it overcome these obstacles to be a drink winner? Can Josh survive a very special Braindead Trivia featuring very special questions from the Plum Forest Podcast (RIP)? And can you make it through some amazing Camping Tips, painter's tape moats, and Josh's new life as a sugar baby without busting a gut? (No, you can't.) Speaking of busting, this one's busting at the seams, so make sure you come and get your fill as we go Camping With Dick's!

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The epitome of appetizing

What you get when you open a bag of Dick's

Episode 120 - Flippin' Vulgar (CDCFZSGA)

 It's time to pledge your allegiance to America's Favorite Podcast as Drinks With Josh returns! The boys are in the mood as Utah gets ready to celebrate one of the two biggest weekends of the year. But don't worry, even you "non-members" out there can enjoy Conference Weekend as your hosts discuss the true meaning of having an ice cream cone, Leo "Louis Lamour" LaPorte, the MTC's Michelin-starred cuisine, beyond terrible baseball ads, the word "weenis," Vegas travel tips, and make an AMAZING discovery about noses. But that's not all! Braindead Trivia is here as always, and the shortest 30-second moment of silence you've ever heard (we're still waiting to hear from Guinness to make it official). And don't worry, it all is "flippin' vulgar." So hide your kids (but not your wife or your husband) and fire up this episode with the Kings of Drink Mountain!

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So...water, essentially?

Yep, pretty much just water.

Hard to see here, but they swear the lid looks bowed up.

Josh's deadly email error message.

Thought we'd add some sweet art in honor of General Conference.