Episode 123 - Christmas IX: Gary Coleman, Take The Wheel (White Claw Cranberry)

 It's not Christmas until America's Favorite Podcast releases their big holiday episode, so I guess it's Christmas! The boys are back for their 9th crack at the yuletide, this time with a little help from a magic sleigh or DeLorean or something, driven by a very special (necromanced?) friend.

As always, the Kings of Drink Mountain come bearing gifts, including a festive 12 Questions of Christmas Braindead Trivia AND a lovely game of "What Are We Getting This Person For Christmas?" Plus, a review of a holiday-appropriate offering from White Claw. Will it be the biggest present under the tree or a huge lump of sh...er, coal?

As we find out, we will also learn about the new prodigal son, Ben's true love, Josh's amazing pants, Christmas traditions in the Josh household, and elf schedules around the big day. Plus, we finally find out what this podcast is truly about!

So throw on some bells and tie some antlers to your head as you cozy up by the fire with the amazing 9th Drinks With Josh Christmas!

(And don't forget that you can always check out the DWJ-ctionary right here!)

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There's no place like DWJ Studios for the holidays...

Is it water or is it White Claw? Is there a difference?

Apparently they legalized it at the North Pole...

Episode 122 - Thanksgiving VI: Josh's Special Sauce (Sprite Winter Spiced Cranberry)

The War on Thanksgiving is over. The Kings of Drink Mountain have returned to give all of America something to be thankful for: a new episode of America's Favorite Podcast! One which will enrich your lives with last minute Thanksgiving dinner substitutions, Josh's newfound love of cats, a musical version of a classic Vegas story, and so much more! Plus, there's plenty to feast on between the review of Sprite Winter Spiced Cranberry, 3 different flavors of Kind bars, and an extra-super-sized helping of Braindead Trivia. So unbuckle that belt and settle in your favorite easy chair as Drinks With Josh brings you their 6th Thanksgiving holiday classic.

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Could it be more perfect for Thanksgiving?

I mean, except for the "winter" part...

Did the boys feel the love from these or kindly turn them away?

DWJ-ctionary

As mentioned in our last episode, we have put together a Drinks With Josh Dictionary, or DWJ-ctionary, to clear up some terms and references that have shown up over the course of 120+ episodes. We felt it is really the least we could do for new citizens of Drink Mountain. After all, you don't maintain your status as America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast if you're not continuously bringing 'em in by the barrel-full!

Anyway, to make a long story short, click here to get your learn on. And maybe a couple giggles and stuff. You saucy schoolgirl you.

In case you're also an idiot and missed it the first two times, here's the DWJ-ctionary!

Episode 121 - Camping With Dick's (Maverik frozen Coke beverage)

 Rejoice, as Josh has returned from his pilgrimage to Dick's (a grocery store) to get his favorite bakery treat! Of course we all know what that means: plenty of Dick's jokes! But that's not all, there's actually some show in there too. This time, America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast goes camping and tries out a drink so mysterious that it's not even mentioned on the web site of the store selling it. It also looks like poo in a glass. Can it overcome these obstacles to be a drink winner? Can Josh survive a very special Braindead Trivia featuring very special questions from the Plum Forest Podcast (RIP)? And can you make it through some amazing Camping Tips, painter's tape moats, and Josh's new life as a sugar baby without busting a gut? (No, you can't.) Speaking of busting, this one's busting at the seams, so make sure you come and get your fill as we go Camping With Dick's!

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The epitome of appetizing

What you get when you open a bag of Dick's

Episode 120 - Flippin' Vulgar (CDCFZSGA)

 It's time to pledge your allegiance to America's Favorite Podcast as Drinks With Josh returns! The boys are in the mood as Utah gets ready to celebrate one of the two biggest weekends of the year. But don't worry, even you "non-members" out there can enjoy Conference Weekend as your hosts discuss the true meaning of having an ice cream cone, Leo "Louis Lamour" LaPorte, the MTC's Michelin-starred cuisine, beyond terrible baseball ads, the word "weenis," Vegas travel tips, and make an AMAZING discovery about noses. But that's not all! Braindead Trivia is here as always, and the shortest 30-second moment of silence you've ever heard (we're still waiting to hear from Guinness to make it official). And don't worry, it all is "flippin' vulgar." So hide your kids (but not your wife or your husband) and fire up this episode with the Kings of Drink Mountain!

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So...water, essentially?

Yep, pretty much just water.

Hard to see here, but they swear the lid looks bowed up.

Josh's deadly email error message.

Thought we'd add some sweet art in honor of General Conference.

Episode 119 - DWJ and Chill

After a long technical difficulty hiatus (solved by a $7 SD card purchase), The Kings of Drink Mountain return to rule over your ears. As they test out a very relaxed offering from Sprite, they also get down to important business like the deadly deals at Carmax, the specialty corners at the adult expo, the right kinds of batteries for a tesla, and some important Punjabi words you need to know. In addition, Braindead Trivia makes its triumphant return, bringing along some braindead Monopoly chat and an equally moronic song lyrics thing that our host tries (and fails) to do.

It's a lot of amazingness packed into 35 minutes, so get yourself into a safe, braced position, and hit play on this episode of America's Favorite Podcast! Oh yeah, and don't forget about Dom/Don!

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Doesn't just looking at it make you want to DWJ & Chill?

For those about to be concerned with nutrition, we don't actually salute you.

Myton's own conveyor sushi place!

If I put these on my guitar will it make me bad (at playing guitar)?

Episode 118 - A Shed For Mother's Day (Lychee Drink)

 Give your mom a call and tell her to grab this amazing new episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast, just in time for your Mother's Day celebrations!

Instead of flowers, the Kings of Drink Mountain have brought gifts she'll actually love, like pogs, cronuts, and salami. Plus, Josh has brought along his new catch phrase and a new round of that eternal favorite: Braindead Trivia.

And don't you worry, because they haven't forgotten the best gift of all: a review of that "Filipino favorite," Lychee Drink. So take time out to show a little love for mom by throwing on some Drinks With Josh!

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A very "high art" photo of today's drink

Moms love reading the nutritional labels!

Cronut with a hand for scale - how big is the hand? Who knows?

Moms also love that gorgeous layering and open crumb

But most of all, moms love donut nipples. You're welcome, ladies!