Sunday, December 20, 2020

Episode 94 - DWJ Christmas VII: A Christmas Miracle (Raspberry Coke and ???)

Merry Maskmas! As covid continues its march across America, the Kings of Drink Mountain don their protective gear and spend a jolly, yet distanced holiday. Ben brings a holiday surprise for review, which throws Josh for a loop. But does Josh know more than he realizes? While you ponder that, you can also think about deep topics like how Josh got his sudden "Christmas bonus," the deeply creepy overtones of "The Christmas Shoes," why Bocelli's security team should be on high alert, and Ben's red flag warning for people under 30. Then let the spirit of the season wash over you as the boys discuss their Christmas wishes, including Ben's sure-fire plan to expose the Illuminati. You can help with only pennies a day! Finally, curl up with those you love as you witness a true Christmas miracle take place on the show. What is it? Well, that would be pretty stupid of us to tell you here, wouldn't it? You'll just have to listen. Do it. Now. It's not like you're busy with the holidays or anything!

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We had some arts and crafts time before the show.
Who wouldn't want to be seen in public in this beauty?
Ben tried to make a ferocious dinosaur, but drew this instead. The purple is supposed to be blood.
Hmm...what could this be?
Whatever it is, it's purty.
Why look! Raspberry Coke with a festive, VERY Christmas Hawaii bottle opener.
Don't worry, Josh. There is nothing resembling fruit in here.
Wait, what is this???
Could it be true or do my eyes deceive?
OH MY GOD IT'S A MIRACLE! IT'S THE REAL DEAL! SANKA!!!
HERE'S ANOTHER PART OF THE BOTTLE!
Josh showing off both his Sanka and his new "Wild Thing" glasses.
Ben's so excited that he brought Saint Bernarding back!
Ben's coffee vs. Josh's "coffee"