Episode 81 - DWJ Christmas VI: A Very Offensive Holiday

Christmas has come again and has brought another holiday episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast. As a special present to our devoted fans, we give you not one, but two of the world's most trusted beverage reviews (as determined by no authority whatsoever). The Kings of Drink Mountain have brought other gifts as well, including Braindead Trivia, a horrible people holiday call out, Menorahs vs. jail bars, and the most blasphemous retelling of the story of Christmas ever conceived! There's also an appearance by Josh's hero Albert Belle (in 6 inch tall plastic form, but still). What's that? You aren't Christian and don't celebrate Christmas? That's ok, as the 6th annual Christmas edition of "The One True Religion" will be your guiding light!

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Josh contemplates his life choices over today's beverage selection

Can you get more on the nose for a Christmas episode? Our sources say "no"

Episode 80 - The Satan Show (Brownie Caramel Cream Root Beer)

All kneel! The Kings of Drink Mountain have arrived with a new beverage to review! Yet all Josh wants to discuss is the king of darkness, as he's a "part of the Satanism now." Ben allows it, but only because Josh has also regained another title that hasn't been seen in a while. Perhaps the boys made a deal with the devil too, as this is one of the most quotable episodes of the show. From the usefulness of the ubiquity of a certain cartoon mouse to how Josh always "wins" Braindead Trivia to why one should have said a male body part, there's a quote for nearly everything. Get ready to join the zeitgeist and keep up at the water cooler as everyone will be dropping knowledge from this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh.

"The One True Religion" would like to recognize some of our loyal followers like Gregg's Guide to New Music, Bum Wine Bob, Todd & Erin's Morning Stream, The Blitz Podcast, The X & Y Show, Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast, and the Front Porch Swingers. Make sure to get some kool-aid, guys!

The devil went down to Georgia to get his FREE DOWNLOAD

Today's contender enters the fray

Here's their number again, in case you need to contact them

Episode 79 - Greecey Drunks (featuring Gregg of Gregg's Guide)

Call up Cousin Balki cuz we're off to Greece to try a selection of their finest hooch! Yes, the amazing Gregg from Gregg's Guide to New Music joins us for a very special crossover episode (catch us on episode 241 of his show!). What's so special about it? Well, first of all he brought us 6 different beverages to try straight from his trip to Greece. Second, we have a guest! See Mom? We told you we had friends! Third, we just decided, while writing this, that Gregg is now officially a Duke of Drink Mountain (we're the Kings, we can do that). Last, it's another of our infamous 2 hour long, booze heavy, unedited-because-we-don't-have-time-to-waste-trying-to-fix-this November episode! Plus, it's a Brain(dead) battle royale as Josh faces Gregg in our beloved trivia game. It's all so special. So get excited as we sample Greece's finest in the forms of Metaxa, Ouzo, Tentoura, Mastiha, Tsipouro, and...Orange Soda...on this mega-episode of Drinks With Josh (and Gregg)!

Our FREE DOWNLOAD won't bankrupt you, unlike some countries we could mention

Sir Gregg, Duke of Drink Mountain, and all around great dude. Thanks again!

Today's marathon lineup

The alcohol list, compiled by Gregg

This episode's snacks; the blue one was skipped as it is ouzo flavored

Avantes ouzo

Ouzo goes cloudy on the rocks

Metaxa 5

It looks so cute in profile

Malagontia Tsipouro

"Him's just a little guy"

Chrisa Tentoura

Booze in a water bottle = classy

Skinos Mastiha with its sexy see-through label

A weird hard-ish candy that tastes initially kinda bad, but gets softer and better the more you eat it. Super weird

Look Greece, you can tell us this is "Evie," but we can read and it's nBn

Blurry Greek writing

Who loves orange soda? Well yes, Kel, but Ben too

Episode 78 - The Ginger Show (PM)

Drinks With Josh is not just America, New Zealand, and Greenland's Favorite Podcast, but now The One True Religion! Join us in the pulpit as we deliver one of our most offensive episodes yet! The boys discuss a special edition of a soft drink superstar and help you determine that perfect pairing for a memorable meal. Speaking of memorable, you'll always remember the finely-crafted crudeness of this episode. Especially if you're a redhead. It all culminates in what is very likely the most offensive joke in the history of the show. Arguably just in history period. It's that old school horrifying DWJ you crave, all set and ready for your ear holes. Get it!


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A nice summery beverage episode...released in late October

There's stuff in it

Someone call an exorcist! Ben's drink won't stop erupting!

Episode 77 - Utah's Favorite Podcast: A DWJ Special Edition (801)

You already know Drinks With Josh is America's Favorite Podcast, but now it's time to prove it...by making us Utah's Best Podcast! We beg for your "Best of Utah" votes while testing out a local Utah beer from our beloved Twitter friends at Uinta Brewing in this (hastily and lazily produced) special edition of the show. Get your Best of Utah vote on here at this very link that you're reading text over right now! Since you need to do 9 other categories (DRINKS WITH JOSH IS OBVIOUSLY THE CHOICE FOR BEST PODCAST), we'll throw some helpful suggestions below:
Record Store: Graywhale
Pizza: The Pie, Pizzeria Limone
Brewery: Uinta Brewing
Winery: Hive Winery
Beer: Uinta 801
Hard Cider: Stinger (Hive Winery)
Mexican Restaurant: Red Iguana, Lone Star
Japanese: Itto Sushi, Japan Sage Market
Indian: Royal India, Bombay Cafe (St. George)
Vietnamese: Saigon Sandwich
Italian: Canella's
Burger chain: Arctic Circle, Olympus Burger
Bakery: Sagato Bakery
Redneck emporium (you can make your own categories): Smith and Edwards
Utahn: Josh, Ben
Worst Utahn: Josh's sister, Mike Lee, Mitt Romney, Gary Herbert
Hiking trail: Little Cottonwood Trail, Bells Canyon, Cephalopod Gulch

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Uinta 801: Dainty Cups (YES!) sold separately

A very Utah beverage for a very Utah episode

Congratulations Ben! You truly earned this one!

Get you a drink with labels

Josh is ruminating on his very important and influential Best of Utah choices

The Wagon Wheel Bolo Tie...before Ben broke it

Uinta 801: Wagon Wheel Bolo Tie sold separately

No one has any idea what's going on here, not even Josh

Is Ben throwing up, trying to be sexy, or making a dainty face to go with the Dainty Cup? The world may never know

Josh needed a picture of him displaying his glove, so...enjoy, I guess?

Episode 76 - Big Ben's Second Big Episode (MS Mud)

America's Favorite Podcast returns with a "family friendly" episode all about everyone's podcast host best friend, Ben. Ben is not convinced that this is a good idea, but decides to play along. Meanwhile, Josh is taking very detailed notes on Ben's answers to credit card security, I mean, biographical questions. The Kings of Drink Mountain also are sure to ascend the throne in order to dispatch yet another royal judgement, this time on a beer in a great bottle, but...when did Utica, NY move to Mississippi? The boys also discuss their similarities and differences with Top Gun, make and lose an amazing new friend, and treat you to the Beastie Boys doing a Julia Child impression. Plus, Braindead Trivia returns with yet another round of heavy thinking. Oh! And the minor detail of the show realizing they are "The One True Religion." I probably should have mentioned that. So get your ears ready for an episode Ben calls "the worst episode we've ever done" and get to listening to Drinks With Josh!


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PS-None of Ben's grass was injured in the making of this episode

Ben knows two things are bad here: 1) a show all about him 2) a "Mississippi" product from Utica, NY

Classy cups to go with a classy beverage in a moonshine jug

Half a cup of foam from 3 drops of liquid

This bottle rules

We're artsy

The moment it hit Josh that the "all about Ben show" was a bad idea

Josh is full of regret after this one...did the drink add to it?

Episode 75 - Two at the Same Time (CCSCR)

With the public in a panic and evil drink overlords running amok, the Kings of Drink Mountain have finally returned from their self-imposed exile! America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast is back and checking out a summery beverage from a neighboring mountain state. In between congratulatory phone calls from infamous porn stars, the boys discuss handsy ticks, Utah beer laws, poopy petroglyphs, and Josh wonders if he can really do a certain two activities at the same time. Plus, some Braindead Trivia that will have you running for the spell check and an extremely meaningful Who Would Drink This? Then just for fun, the boys bust out their sports expertise with the most unique and informative rugby World Cup analysis you can find. The boys also use the occasion to put terrible people and companies in their place with the Comeback Callout. It's all there in the big celebratory post-hiatus good times known as the newest episode of Drinks With Josh!

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Can it live up to the exacting standards of the Kings of Drink Mountain?

Is this the end result of a coke binge? Josh says yes.

Beverages, sunsets, and amazing podcasts...life doesn't get any better.

Episode 74 - Playing Hardball (BBCT)

America's Favorite Podcast is back to review a mystery drink. That's right, Josh has found a beverage in what appears to be single tennis ball cans. What could it be? Will it be delicious or just a big "tease?" Find out as the Kings of Drink Mountain give yet another hard-hitting and in-depth beverage review! Plus, they talk about the best and worst shows in TV history, Josh's taste in music, and Ben takes an interest in a magazine you won't see coming. There's also a great round of Braindead Trivia and the triumphant return of "Who Would Drink This?" So step up to the plate and play some hard "ball" with Drinks With Josh!


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We are dumb and forgot to take pictures while it was full and legible.

We also forgot to take pictures while the cup was full.

Josh giving the chips a reach around while Ben grabs the bag from underneath.

You can almost see the drink and read the package here. Almost.

We're doing it all for the ladies!

What did Ben learn from his new favorite magazine? Modest is hottest!

Is this simply the most unappetizing chip ever made or the most unappetizing food product ever made?