Episode 117 - America's Favorite General Conference (DB Kicker)

    Ring the bells and cue the organ; it's conference time on Drink Mountain! And in certain states that begin (and end) with Utah. To celebrate the occasion, the One True Religion stops by a local branch of a chain coffee purveyor to get a blessed beverage for review. That's right, for the first time in forever, the boys are on the road, and Josh immediately reminds everyone why they stopped with his behavior at the coffee shop. 

    Once back on the firmament of Drink Mountain, it's time to commence America, Greenland, and New Zealand's favorite conference! There are talks ranging from "Magic" marshmallow bars, Josh's favorite Irish word, our replacement for the MoTab, why certain places really want to invade our good friends in Greenland, and (obviously) Braindead Trivia.

    But mostly it's Josh looking over his shoulder for punishment from the man upstairs. Kind of like that other conference... So get reverent, get pious, and get ready for Drinks With Josh!

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April Fool's or not, if you ordered this, you may also be a big dill (hole)

Helpful educational diagram showing the cursed "cup mount" and the sticker "stopper" in the background

Episode 116 - Quote of the Year (Vanilla Coke Zero Sugar)

Ah nature...

The Kings of Drink Mountain are back to partake in the natural splendor of the coastal redwoods, via the magic of placemats. Will today's beverage live up to the majesty of the scenery? Did (non-fascist) America's Favorite Podcast break into another cottage to record? Is Charles Manson rubbing your earlobes right now? Find out the answers to these questions, along with the ones in Braindead Trivia by listening now!

Plus, you'll learn about the new slogan for strawberries, how we keep our butler Higgins on staff, what "loving act" is a natural theremin, and the (self-described) must-know Quote of 2025! Also, find out if Josh is on a general strike or just a very specific one...

So load up the station wagon and join in on a road trip of a lifetime with the One True Religion: Drinks With Josh!

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Today's challenger in a C-class dainty cup

An amazing beverage action shot taken by our world-class behind the scenes team

Butler Higgins with a Valentine for everyone (but only we could eat it)

It may be C-tier, but having a mediocre dainty cup is always better than no dainty cup

Another amazing action shot, this time of falling off a cliff (don't worry, he's ok)

See? He survived so well that he was able to pose for this adorable shot

Episode 115 - DWJ Christmas VIII (that's 8): Silence of the Lambs is a Comedy (JGN)

 Gather round in reverence for the greatest gift of all: a new Christmas episode from The Kings of Drink Mountain! Things get festive as a surprise fan delivers a special present for the holiday, including today's beverage. And "yesterday's" beverage, as it turns out, as Josh decides to enjoy it as only he can.

While the show might be focused on the highest-quality, most-trusted drink reviews you can find, that doesn't mean that it doesn't explore important issues. Enjoy a stocking full of topics like new finds in human anatomy, Korea's obsession with the name Jacques, TV's Huxxxtable family, and why "when I smell Brut, I smell my grandpa" all get plenty of discussion. Then cuddle up to the fireplace and explore why Josh really loves grammar, Ben's source of holiness, what it means to watch Die Hard, and why Christmas just might be canceled this year. And sip on some cocoa while we play Braindead Trivia and wax poetic about Hannibal Lecter's future in stand-up.

It all culminates with the star on the tree: the darkest ending to an episode ever (and it has been toned down!). That'll get you in the spirit!

So load up the sleigh and go for a ride to the North Pole (with a layover in Mexico) with America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh!

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Nothing says Christmas quite like "juicy guavas"

Thank you to our close, personal, bestest friend "Hello Kitty" for such a great gift

Josh's EXTREMELY classy present for Ben

Episode 114 - I Hate Hate: DWJ Thanksgiving V (CD Cherry Ginger Ale)

Put up your tree, light those jack-o-lanterns, and fire off those fireworks: it's Thanksgiving time! The Kings of Drink Mountain celebrate with topics ranging from jail time with Michael Bolton to medical cocktail stirrers, and from Karlmalone Harris to bad GPS systems. It's certainly something YOU will be thankful for. You'll also be thankful for Braindead Trivia, a declaration of the World's Dumbest Country, and a classic Thanksgiving Harangue (the real tradition around Drink Mountain). It's all here in the big 5th Thanksgiving episode of America's Favorite Podcast (New Zealand and Greenland too, but you guys will have to piggyback on American Thanksgiving, sorry).

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Keeping Thanksgiving classy

Fruit sploosh is a whole other thing

I hope they didn't bankrupt themselves putting all that cherry in there

Episode 113 - Sardines, WAP, and Living Your Truth (CO Sake Blueberry Hibiscus)

 Do you feel that? The magic in the air? No, it's not the Olympics, it's something more... Like a song in your heart, and the Kings of Drink Mountain certainly have a few! They're not afraid to let them out, either, as they live their truth while reviewing an offering from the Colorado Sake Co.

The magic continues as your hosts exchange the new gold standard of birthday gifts, Josh learns about Italians and tomatoes, and we all take in the wonder of the song Ben found to cover up some copyrighted music. Plus, plenty of discussion of that definitely-relevant-in-2024 hit 'WAP' because, why not? America's Favorite Podcast is nothing if not up with the times!

So grab a bucket and a mop, BE SURE TO VOTE FOR US for Best of Utah, and enjoy this episode of Drinks With Josh!

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Will today's beverage win the gold, or just be the brown?

We like our ingredient lists like we like our women: short and clean

Why do crazy right wingers hate the RINO District so much?

The ultimate in style and class

The ultimate in style and class for birthday presents

What an appetizing treat! Anyway, vote us for Best of Utah!

Episode 112 - Keep On Truckin' (Four Loko Jungle Juice)

 America's Favorite Podcast is loaded up and truckin' and definitely doing things that shouldn't be done; especially when this listener-donated drink hits their systems. That's right, Drink Mountain's favorite big load hauler, Trucker Tim, has generously sent in some Four Loko Jungle Juice for review. Amazingly, this is the boys' first exposure to one of the true inner-circle heavy hitters of the bum wine game.

In addition to their deep regret in having it taken so long to get to Four Loko, there's also some random Australia trivia, the brand new brilliance of "Serious Corner," a needed rant against today's cheap-o phone makers, and the single greatest voice mail message of all time. And we're certainly not prone to hyperbole here at America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

That's right, we're having our own Trucker's Rally! So load up on that go go juice and get the rubber to the road with this episode of Drinks With Josh!

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We'd make a "Welcome to the jungle" joke here, but that's so played...what do you mean we already did?

You must show this tall boy your ID. It's the latest tech!

Ben's generous, thoughtful, loving gift to Josh.

Tell me this doesn't look gelatinous!

Real men drink their Four Loko from a Dainty Cup.

How (at least) one of our hosts pictures a certain Salt Lake City institution...

Episode 111 - 10th Anniversary Challenge (aka The REAL Letterman)

April 7th. The most important day on the calendar. That is Drinks With Josh Anniversary Day (like you needed to be told), and this year is a special one, as we mark a decade of America's Favorite Podcast! In honor of the day, the boys present your ears with a true test: can you survive this dumpster fire? Challenge yourself (as your hosts did) with 10 drinks, a plethora of call ins, endless top ten lists, Braindead Trivia, a nose full of miniature Andes mints, and so much more. Over 3 hours worth, in fact! Good luck!

Thanks to our good buddy from Plum Forest Podcast for the cold open, and a shout out to Freesound user juicyarmstrong for the amazing sound effect (you'll know the one).

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Ten years in, but we're not getting lazy

Cup(s) at the ready

The 1st anniversary challenger enters the ring

Not just a drink podcast, but a piece of history, or something

These guys suck (Mountain Dew Affair)

It looks a lot like the soda...

O nectar beloved, delighted are we to meet anon

The world tour begins

And we already can't pronounce anything

Thanks for making us look stupid, Lithuania

Off to Germany; does this taste like burgers???

No idea what all that is supposed to be

Feeling better about our Lithuanian pronunciation after seeing this

Do we get thrown in jail for disrespecting the monarchy if this sucks?

This doesn't look very Polish here

Back home, but will we regret coming to America?

This feels like it's trying too hard

Back on the road (well, plane [well, boat steerage]) and off to Japan/Nihon/Nippon

Solving all our health problems in 2 oz

Ben still insists that these guys should've sent us a review bottle

Is Josh drunk here? YOU be the judge

Putting away the booze just like George Herman; he'd be proud

Ten years in, but we're still dumb as hell