Episode 113 - Sardines, WAP, and Living Your Truth (CO Sake Blueberry Hibiscus)

 Do you feel that? The magic in the air? No, it's not the Olympics, it's something more... Like a song in your heart, and the Kings of Drink Mountain certainly have a few! They're not afraid to let them out, either, as they live their truth while reviewing an offering from the Colorado Sake Co.

The magic continues as your hosts exchange the new gold standard of birthday gifts, Josh learns about Italians and tomatoes, and we all take in the wonder of the song Ben found to cover up some copyrighted music. Plus, plenty of discussion of that definitely-relevant-in-2024 hit 'WAP' because, why not? America's Favorite Podcast is nothing if not up with the times!

So grab a bucket and a mop, BE SURE TO VOTE FOR US for Best of Utah, and enjoy this episode of Drinks With Josh!

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Will today's beverage win the gold, or just be the brown?

We like our ingredient lists like we like our women: short and clean

Why do crazy right wingers hate the RINO District so much?

The ultimate in style and class

The ultimate in style and class for birthday presents

What an appetizing treat! Anyway, vote us for Best of Utah!

Episode 112 - Keep On Truckin' (Four Loko Jungle Juice)

 America's Favorite Podcast is loaded up and truckin' and definitely doing things that shouldn't be done; especially when this listener-donated drink hits their systems. That's right, Drink Mountain's favorite big load hauler, Trucker Tim, has generously sent in some Four Loko Jungle Juice for review. Amazingly, this is the boys' first exposure to one of the true inner-circle heavy hitters of the bum wine game.

In addition to their deep regret in having it taken so long to get to Four Loko, there's also some random Australia trivia, the brand new brilliance of "Serious Corner," a needed rant against today's cheap-o phone makers, and the single greatest voice mail message of all time. And we're certainly not prone to hyperbole here at America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

That's right, we're having our own Trucker's Rally! So load up on that go go juice and get the rubber to the road with this episode of Drinks With Josh!

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We'd make a "Welcome to the jungle" joke here, but that's so played...what do you mean we already did?

You must show this tall boy your ID. It's the latest tech!

Ben's generous, thoughtful, loving gift to Josh.

Tell me this doesn't look gelatinous!

Real men drink their Four Loko from a Dainty Cup.

How (at least) one of our hosts pictures a certain Salt Lake City institution...

Episode 111 - 10th Anniversary Challenge (aka The REAL Letterman)

April 7th. The most important day on the calendar. That is Drinks With Josh Anniversary Day (like you needed to be told), and this year is a special one, as we mark a decade of America's Favorite Podcast! In honor of the day, the boys present your ears with a true test: can you survive this dumpster fire? Challenge yourself (as your hosts did) with 10 drinks, a plethora of call ins, endless top ten lists, Braindead Trivia, a nose full of miniature Andes mints, and so much more. Over 3 hours worth, in fact! Good luck!

Thanks to our good buddy from Plum Forest Podcast for the cold open, and a shout out to Freesound user juicyarmstrong for the amazing sound effect (you'll know the one).

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Ten years in, but we're not getting lazy

Cup(s) at the ready

The 1st anniversary challenger enters the ring

Not just a drink podcast, but a piece of history, or something

These guys suck (Mountain Dew Affair)

It looks a lot like the soda...

O nectar beloved, delighted are we to meet anon

The world tour begins

And we already can't pronounce anything

Thanks for making us look stupid, Lithuania

Off to Germany; does this taste like burgers???

No idea what all that is supposed to be

Feeling better about our Lithuanian pronunciation after seeing this

Do we get thrown in jail for disrespecting the monarchy if this sucks?

This doesn't look very Polish here

Back home, but will we regret coming to America?

This feels like it's trying too hard

Back on the road (well, plane [well, boat steerage]) and off to Japan/Nihon/Nippon

Solving all our health problems in 2 oz

Ben still insists that these guys should've sent us a review bottle

Is Josh drunk here? YOU be the judge

Putting away the booze just like George Herman; he'd be proud

Ten years in, but we're still dumb as hell

Episode 110 - This Episode Has Been Sanitized (SHD RLV)

Don't worry, everyone. You will not catch covid nor the herp, as "This Episode Has Been Sanitized." Just not from foul language or terrible references. Those are there, as always! This time, America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast keeps it local with a review of a hometown beverage offering. Plus, a quick jaunt around the world with a mini review of a supposedly Aussie treat, that somehow does not contain vegemite. Meanwhile, Josh considers his career options after a job offer from WAY up on the food chain, and the boys realize what their Senator has almost certainly been writing in his spare time. All this nonsense, plus a lot more (nonsense) is waiting for you, courtesy of the Kings of Drink Mountain!

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A peek at the Aussie Bite while Josh prepares his "sanitizing" lotion

The creaminess means it's clean!

Lotion aiming is hard

The big question for today's contender: Is it nutritionous?

Not the most helpful of ingredients

Oh yeah, we're local, baby!

Little Whizzer providing a little extra sanitation

Episode 109 - DWJ Gets Religion (A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer)

 Drinks With Josh may be The One True Religion (among many other things), but that doesn't mean they cannot learn from the faith of others. America's Favorite Podcast gets immediately in touch with the local religion by trying out a no sugar, no caffeine soda; will it also be no taste? Speaking of no taste, the boys also classlessly discuss everything from tithing to Mormon board games to why Asians explode. No, that last one isn't especially religious, but there's more to this world than just sitting in church, right? Plus, a VERY special guest makes a surprise appearance, just as Josh performs a VERY Sancred (no, we didn't misspell sacred) rite. Will the powers above approve of the boys' foray into spirituality, or will the recorder work in mysterious ways? Find out in this episode!

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Also known as The Essence of Utah in a Can

If you squint really hard, you can almost make out an actual food ingredient

If you squint really hard, you can see we're not wearing pants

Behold the world, in all its glory

Episode 108 - America's Favorite Beverage: A DWJ Halloween (Pumpkin Spice Latte)

It's what? Nine years into this thing? And we've finally got an official Halloween episode! America's Favorite Podcast returns with America's favorite (fall, basic) beverage: Starbucks' own Pumpkin Spice Latte. A beverage perfect not just for Halloween, but fall in general. One that inspired the boys to slap on some Uggs, buy the most gorgeous (yet basic) sweater-dresses they could find, and drop some leaves into their cups. Things get spooky as they drive the dragula straight through topics ranging from the best Halloween costume ideas you'll ever hear to Josh's latest app pitch to Silicon Valley to Bill Cosby's failed business venture. Plus, a review of not just the drink, but a very basic, yet manly snack. So stop turning tricks and get into our treats with a pumpkin-spiced episode of Drinks With Josh!

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What heavenly delights lurk inside?

It's KIND OF fall, but something's missing...

PERFECT

Episode 107 - Gallo's Humor (GF Chardonnay)

Well look at this! A new episode of America's Favorite Podcast! Remember when you used to get these every couple of weeks? (Hopefully not.) Speaking of remembering, do you remember when the Kings of Drink Mountain lent their considerable talents to the Plum Forest Podcast? They sure do. Remember when they tried polvoron? Well, it's back baby! And with a rousing game of Guess the Flavor! And speaking of remembering again, remember when Ben used a terrible "speaking of" segue about 45 times in this episode? You will!

This show isn't all about the past, though. In fact, it gets downright futuristic as the boys plan their next vrbo airbnb timeshare youth hostel road trip stay on their robot phones. Robot phones which are then asked horrible, horrible things. Josh is lucky AI can't come for him yet... Then the boys dial up their "phone a friends" to settle THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF OUR LIFETIMES. Shout out to Tangents With Toby for saving the day! Oh yeah, and there's a dumpster fire of a drink in there somewhere too. So let your beverage heroes suffer through their libations while you get nothing but laughter vibrations in this episode of Drinks With Josh!

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Some families build mighty empires; some make booze

I haven't even read their "story" on the bottle and I'm posting it

A terrible picture of polvoron that somehow perfectly captures the essence of its texture

Wine Bottle Glamor Shot!

See how the picture perfectly captures the interplay of light and bottle...or something