Showing posts with label soda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soda. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Episode 128 - Julia Child Gives The Smithsonian A Hand (Durian Cider)

Dig up Gooberchaw cuz it's time. Time to face an obstacle. An obstacle so enormous, so terrifying, that even those amazing drink experts, The Kings of Drink Mountain, may have to throw in the towel. What is this evil menace, you ask? DURIAN.
Yes, Japan has laid a challenge at the foot of Drink Mountain. Tougher than their own Mount Midoriyama. It's Durian Cider. Can our heroes survive? Will gummy bears ever be the same? Whose man hands should be on display? And how many references to old timey celebrities can one show have? All will be revealed in this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Podcast. Hopefully a viewing will not be needed...

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A sticker has never been more needed
OK, seems legit
Oh dear lord, what happened here?
(This is NOT doctored. This is how it came out of the package.)

Sunday, February 1, 2026

Episode 125 - The Ballad of Bill Belichick: A Nation Mourns (Pepsi Real Sugar)

What can even be said? This nation faces its darkest chapter. It was all the Kings of Drink Mountain could do to take the throne and preside over their latest beverage judgement. Braindead Trivia became a struggle overcome by sheer will and moxie. Josh's brilliant new business idea has to wait in a time capsule until the darkness clears, But the boys face this abomination with grit, determination, and dirty mouths. And they shall overcome this unforgivable action, as will we all, if we just listen to this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast! Can you hear us, Canton?


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Today's review, that is, if anyone can even bother at this point...
Here's the nutrition facts, as true as the fact that we're a world in crisis right now

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Episode 124 - Thoughts And Prayers Will Get You There (Vanilla Coke)

 Feeling down? Don't forget that "Thoughts and Prayers Will Get You There," especially when accompanied by yet another amazing episode of The One True Religion. The Kings hold up a soda pop classic and a delightful "drink snack" for review, while divining their predictions for 2026. They also reveal some well kept secrets like a big win in the $1.7 billion Powerball draw, America's Soon-To-Be-Favorite Theme Park, and Josh's new TV news gig. Speaking of secrets, the show has also cracked the code on Australia's most famous landmark and its technological innovations. You'll be amazed what the boys discovered! 

Yes, it's all that goodness, and so much more (Braindead Trivia anyone?), here to kick off the new year right! So drop the ball (huhuhuh), pour the mimosas, and party down with Drinks With Josh!


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Two big reviews for two big guys
We don't like to have them go, but we love to watch them leave
Famous composers truly do the best gift wrapping
And give the best gifts, apparently

Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Episode 122 - Thanksgiving VI: Josh's Special Sauce (Sprite Winter Spiced Cranberry)

The War on Thanksgiving is over. The Kings of Drink Mountain have returned to give all of America something to be thankful for: a new episode of America's Favorite Podcast! One which will enrich your lives with last minute Thanksgiving dinner substitutions, Josh's newfound love of cats, a musical version of a classic Vegas story, and so much more! Plus, there's plenty to feast on between the review of Sprite Winter Spiced Cranberry, 3 different flavors of Kind bars, and an extra-super-sized helping of Braindead Trivia. So unbuckle that belt and settle in your favorite easy chair as Drinks With Josh brings you their 6th Thanksgiving holiday classic.




Could it be more perfect for Thanksgiving?

I mean, except for the "winter" part...

Did the boys feel the love from these or kindly turn them away?

Saturday, October 4, 2025

Episode 120 - Flippin' Vulgar (CDCFZSGA)

 It's time to pledge your allegiance to America's Favorite Podcast as Drinks With Josh returns! The boys are in the mood as Utah gets ready to celebrate one of the two biggest weekends of the year. But don't worry, even you "non-members" out there can enjoy Conference Weekend as your hosts discuss the true meaning of having an ice cream cone, Leo "Louis Lamour" LaPorte, the MTC's Michelin-starred cuisine, beyond terrible baseball ads, the word "weenis," Vegas travel tips, and make an AMAZING discovery about noses. But that's not all! Braindead Trivia is here as always, and the shortest 30-second moment of silence you've ever heard (we're still waiting to hear from Guinness to make it official). And don't worry, it all is "flippin' vulgar." So hide your kids (but not your wife or your husband) and fire up this episode with the Kings of Drink Mountain!

It's flippin' vulgar if you don't DOWNLOAD HERE

So...water, essentially?
Yep, pretty much just water.
Hard to see here, but they swear the lid looks bowed up.
Josh's deadly email error message.
Thought we'd add some sweet art in honor of General Conference.

Thursday, September 4, 2025

Episode 119 - DWJ and Chill

After a long technical difficulty hiatus (solved by a $7 SD card purchase), The Kings of Drink Mountain return to rule over your ears. As they test out a very relaxed offering from Sprite, they also get down to important business like the deadly deals at Carmax, the specialty corners at the adult expo, the right kinds of batteries for a tesla, and some important Punjabi words you need to know. In addition, Braindead Trivia makes its triumphant return, bringing along some braindead Monopoly chat and an equally moronic song lyrics thing that our host tries (and fails) to do.

It's a lot of amazingness packed into 35 minutes, so get yourself into a safe, braced position, and hit play on this episode of America's Favorite Podcast! Oh yeah, and don't forget about Dom/Don!

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Doesn't just looking at it make you want to DWJ & Chill?
For those about to be concerned with nutrition, we don't actually salute you.
Myton's own conveyor sushi place!
If I put these on my guitar will it make me bad (at playing guitar)?

Sunday, February 16, 2025

Episode 116 - Quote of the Year (Vanilla Coke Zero Sugar)

Ah nature...

The Kings of Drink Mountain are back to partake in the natural splendor of the coastal redwoods, via the magic of placemats. Will today's beverage live up to the majesty of the scenery? Did (non-fascist) America's Favorite Podcast break into another cottage to record? Is Charles Manson rubbing your earlobes right now? Find out the answers to these questions, along with the ones in Braindead Trivia by listening now!

Plus, you'll learn about the new slogan for strawberries, how we keep our butler Higgins on staff, what "loving act" is a natural theremin, and the (self-described) must-know Quote of 2025! Also, find out if Josh is on a general strike or just a very specific one...

So load up the station wagon and join in on a road trip of a lifetime with the One True Religion: Drinks With Josh!

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Today's challenger in a C-class dainty cup
An amazing beverage action shot taken by our world-class behind the scenes team
Butler Higgins with a Valentine for everyone (but only we could eat it)
It may be C-tier, but having a mediocre dainty cup is always better than no dainty cup
Oh no! Ben is taking a horrible fall!

Luckily he survived to take this lovely shot in the forest

Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Episode 114 - I Hate Hate: DWJ Thanksgiving V (CD Cherry Ginger Ale)

Put up your tree, light those jack-o-lanterns, and fire off those fireworks: it's Thanksgiving time! The Kings of Drink Mountain celebrate with topics ranging from jail time with Michael Bolton to medical cocktail stirrers, and from Karlmalone Harris to bad GPS systems. It's certainly something YOU will be thankful for. You'll also be thankful for Braindead Trivia, a declaration of the World's Dumbest Country, and a classic Thanksgiving Harangue (the real tradition around Drink Mountain). It's all here in the big 5th Thanksgiving episode of America's Favorite Podcast (New Zealand and Greenland too, but you guys will have to piggyback on American Thanksgiving, sorry).


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Keeping Thanksgiving classy

Fruit sploosh is a whole other thing

I hope they didn't bankrupt themselves putting all that cherry in there

Sunday, April 7, 2024

Episode 111 - 10th Anniversary Challenge (aka The REAL Letterman)

April 7th. The most important day on the calendar. That is Drinks With Josh Anniversary Day (like you needed to be told), and this year is a special one, as we mark a decade of America's Favorite Podcast! In honor of the day, the boys present your ears with a true test: can you survive this dumpster fire? Challenge yourself (as your hosts did) with 10 drinks, a plethora of call ins, endless top ten lists, Braindead Trivia, a nose full of miniature Andes mints, and so much more. Over 3 hours worth, in fact! Good luck!

Thanks to our good buddy from Plum Forest Podcast for the cold open, and a shout out to Freesound user juicyarmstrong for the amazing sound effect (you'll know the one).

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Ten years in, but we're not getting lazy

Cup(s) at the ready

The 1st anniversary challenger enters the ring

Not just a drink podcast, but a piece of history, or something

These guys suck (Mountain Dew Affair)

It looks a lot like the soda...

O nectar beloved, delighted are we to meet anon

The world tour begins

And we already can't pronounce anything

Thanks for making us look stupid, Lithuania

Off to Germany; does this taste like burgers???

No idea what all that is supposed to be

Feeling better about our Lithuanian pronunciation after seeing this

Do we get thrown in jail for disrespecting the monarchy if this sucks?

This doesn't look very Polish here

Back home, but will we regret coming to America?

This feels like it's trying too hard

Back on the road (well, plane [well, boat steerage]) and off to Japan/Nihon/Nippon

Solving all our health problems in 2 oz

Ben still insists that these guys should've sent us a review bottle

Putting away the booze just like George Herman; he'd be proud

Ten years in, but we're still dumb as hell