Episode 129 - The Conspiracy Show ft. BFK Jr. (Take A'live)

Are you ready?

You think you are, but you're not. How about now? Still no. But DWJ is going there anyway! Being the world famous hosts of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcasts, the boys have connections that regular people simply don't. That includes a VERY special (or "special") guest who is here to shine a light on the truth of the world that surrounds us (though even he is unable to explain why a Korean drink has DENMARK written on it). Between bringing down everyone and everything from carbs to the Beastie Boys to sumo, your favorite hosts also take a hard look at Korean beverage labeling standards, duels, who is funnier, and even a serious (really!) look at the nature of the soul. Plus, a conspiracy tinged Braindead Trivia and one of the shows biggest disagreements on the review. So pull on your cutoff jorts, tighten up your mesh shirt, and get ready to do pushups with the things THEY don't want you to know with The Kings of Drink Mountain!

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Take A'live enters Drink Mountain Memorial Arena!

Denmark? Who are you trying to fool here?

All that hangul is certainly trying to expose some conspiracy, that's why they put a sticker over it.

No conspiracy here, this bottle has a nice ass.

Another truth is that Kevin O'Leary (aka Mr. OneInchPeen) worked with state officials to put together a corrupt data center scheme that will make most of populated Utah uninhabitable. This is the area he wants to destroy. He sucks. Tell everyone you know "No Stratos!"

Episode 128 - Julia Child Gives The Smithsonian A Hand (Durian Cider)

Dig up Gooberchaw cuz it's time. Time to face an obstacle. An obstacle so enormous, so terrifying, that even those amazing drink experts, The Kings of Drink Mountain, may have to throw in the towel. What is this evil menace, you ask? DURIAN.
Yes, Japan has laid a challenge at the foot of Drink Mountain. Tougher than their own Mount Midoriyama. It's Durian Cider. Can our heroes survive? Will gummy bears ever be the same? Whose man hands should be on display? And how many references to old timey celebrities can one show have? All will be revealed in this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Podcast. Hopefully a viewing will not be needed...

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A sticker has never been more needed

OK, seems legit

Oh dear lord, what happened here?
(This is NOT doctored. This is how it came out of the package.)

Episode 127 - I've Noticed Goats (Bodyarmor Lyte Blueberry Pomegranate)

Look, maybe you haven't noticed goats, but the Kings of Drink Mountain sure have! They notice a lot of things, if you'd just ask. Things like gobby cheese, the real biologic classification of coconuts, Jackass: Best and Last, and a new fragrance for men. They also don't just notice, but dig deep into important topics like bumping vs. grinding and shapes (Really? Shapes?). Top this academic work with some Braindead Trivia, a special celebrity marinade, and why animals are unfair, and you've got this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

Oh yeah, and there's a drink review in there too. Whatever.

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Look! A beverage for America's Favorite Podcast!

Did you notice the drink yet? Or that this is America's Favorite Podcast?

Episode 126 - Josh Loves Movies (Bodyarmor Lyte Peach Mango)

Dim the lights and break out the popcorn as Josh brings in a new movie game to try! Ben counters with his favorite game, being a di- I mean, a very special version of Braindead Trivia! Up for review today is a fancy low-calorie sports drink, just the kind of fuel the Kings of Drink Mountain need. Fuel to power through topics like World War 4, what sandwiches to keep on your nightstand, the origins of a certain bodily fluid, why the Pope needs his hat and staff, and why you probably shouldn't believe when someone tells you they "watch it for the stories." Plus, the show goes a bit old-school with some top level freak outs and absurdity. Enough to remind you how they became America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast to begin with. Anyway, I would think of a clever way to close this, but why? No one reads these. Who cares? Start the show already!

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It says Bodyarmor, but I am definitely calling BS on its ability to stop any weapon

When you take on a diet drink and don't even really realize it...

It's looking rather cute in that cup

Josh's movie cards - this was Ben's guess with last at the top left

DWJ Bonus Sip 2 - Winter Olympic Voicemails

The cauldron on Drink Mountain has been lit, and the boys have opened their ceremonies for you. Or something. I have no idea what that means. Anyway, The Kings of Drink Mountain proudly celebrate the winter games with a little help from their friend Belle (aka Sprinkle...well, you know) from the Belle and Thobey Show. Check out the olympic-sized laughs and you'll agree it earns a gold medal for hilarity!

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Episode 125 - The Ballad of Bill Belichick: A Nation Mourns (Pepsi Real Sugar)

What can even be said? This nation faces its darkest chapter. It was all the Kings of Drink Mountain could do to take the throne and preside over their latest beverage judgement. Braindead Trivia became a struggle overcome by sheer will and moxie. Josh's brilliant new business idea has to wait in a time capsule until the darkness clears, But the boys face this abomination with grit, determination, and dirty mouths. And they shall overcome this unforgivable action, as will we all, if we just listen to this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast! Can you hear us, Canton?

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Today's review, that is, if anyone can even bother at this point...

Here's the nutrition facts, as true as the fact that we're a world in crisis right now

Episode 124 - Thoughts And Prayers Will Get You There (Vanilla Coke)

 Feeling down? Don't forget that "Thoughts and Prayers Will Get You There," especially when accompanied by yet another amazing episode of The One True Religion. The Kings hold up a soda pop classic and a delightful "drink snack" for review, while divining their predictions for 2026. They also reveal some well kept secrets like a big win in the $1.7 billion Powerball draw, America's Soon-To-Be-Favorite Theme Park, and Josh's new TV news gig. Speaking of secrets, the show has also cracked the code on Australia's most famous landmark and its technological innovations. You'll be amazed what the boys discovered! 

Yes, it's all that goodness, and so much more (Braindead Trivia anyone?), here to kick off the new year right! So drop the ball (huhuhuh), pour the mimosas, and party down with Drinks With Josh!

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Two big reviews for two big guys

We don't like to have them go, but we love to watch them leave

Famous composers truly do the best gift wrapping

And give the best gifts, apparently