Episode 116 - Quote of the Year (Vanilla Coke Zero Sugar)

Ah nature...

The Kings of Drink Mountain are back to partake in the natural splendor of the coastal redwoods, via the magic of placemats. Will today's beverage live up to the majesty of the scenery? Did (non-fascist) America's Favorite Podcast break into another cottage to record? Is Charles Manson rubbing your earlobes right now? Find out the answers to these questions, along with the ones in Braindead Trivia by listening now!

Plus, you'll learn about the new slogan for strawberries, how we keep our butler Higgins on staff, what "loving act" is a natural theremin, and the (self-described) must-know Quote of 2025! Also, find out if Josh is on a general strike or just a very specific one...

So load up the station wagon and join in on a road trip of a lifetime with the One True Religion: Drinks With Josh!

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Today's challenger in a C-class dainty cup

An amazing beverage action shot taken by our world-class behind the scenes team

Butler Higgins with a Valentine for everyone (but only we could eat it)

It may be C-tier, but having a mediocre dainty cup is always better than no dainty cup

Another amazing action shot, this time of falling off a cliff (don't worry, he's ok)

See? He survived so well that he was able to pose for this adorable shot

Episode 100 - The Apex of Human Civilization

All hail the Kings of Drink Mountain! Yes, after many years, many beverages, and many, many jokes about Josh's mom (we love you, A.B.!), America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast have finally made it to 100 episodes! Make sure to take in your surroundings and take in the entirety of the moment, as you partake in what will surely be this generation's moon landing. Join the loyal citizenry of Drink Mountain in their firework-laden revelry throughout this amazing slice of modern culture; just be sure not to blow your hand off! Amidst this celebratory backdrop, the One True Religion delivers all you'd expect: hard-hitting, insightful beverage reviews, clever, thought-provoking comedy, and everyone's favorite game: Braindead Trivia. So grab your confetti and get ready to celebrate the "Apex of Human Civilization:" the 100th episode of Drinks With Josh!

Special thanks to Gregg from Gregg's Guide To New Music for his help on this one!  

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A couple of "lines of Coke" there for ya!

Coke With Coffee, in order of consumption for ease of listening. You're welcome.

We communed with nature while doing the big show; we're that good.

Even the insects were amped up about the 100th episode!

So was Josh!

Truly the only cola befitting of the Kings of Drink Mountain.

Don't worry, it doesn't only taste of livestock, there's just a...Buffalo Trace!

Yes, Josh tweeted this picture to BT. No, they didn't respond. Yes, it really is delicious.

Episode 94 - DWJ Christmas VII: A Christmas Miracle (Raspberry Coke and ???)

Merry Maskmas! As covid continues its march across America, the Kings of Drink Mountain don their protective gear and spend a jolly, yet distanced holiday. Ben brings a holiday surprise for review, which throws Josh for a loop. But does Josh know more than he realizes? While you ponder that, you can also think about deep topics like how Josh got his sudden "Christmas bonus," the deeply creepy overtones of "The Christmas Shoes," why Bocelli's security team should be on high alert, and Ben's red flag warning for people under 30. Then let the spirit of the season wash over you as the boys discuss their Christmas wishes, including Ben's sure-fire plan to expose the Illuminati. You can help with only pennies a day! Finally, curl up with those you love as you witness a true Christmas miracle take place on the show. What is it? Well, that would be pretty stupid of us to tell you here, wouldn't it? You'll just have to listen. Do it. Now. It's not like you're busy with the holidays or anything!

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We had some arts and crafts time before the show.

Who wouldn't want to be seen in public in this beauty?

Ben tried to make a ferocious dinosaur, but drew this instead. The purple is supposed to be blood.

Hmm...what could this be?

Whatever it is, it's purty.

Why look! Raspberry Coke with a festive, VERY Christmas Hawaii bottle opener.

Don't worry, Josh. There is nothing resembling fruit in here.

Wait, what is this???

Could it be true or do my eyes deceive?

OH MY GOD IT'S A MIRACLE! IT'S THE REAL DEAL! SANKA!!!

HERE'S ANOTHER PART OF THE BOTTLE!

Josh showing off both his Sanka and his new "Wild Thing" glasses.

Ben's so excited that he brought Saint Bernarding back!

Ben's coffee vs. Josh's "coffee"

Episode 66 - Al Capone vs. Gandhi (TV)

The Kings of Drink Mountain return with an amazing treat for you: a LISTENER REQUEST EPISODE! Mike wrote us and suggested we try the "best vodka on the market," but he should let us be the judge of that. Along the way, Josh and Ben explore many of the wonders around us, like the Safari Desert, a new way of ranking presidents, fields of study related to the birds and bees, Babe Ruth's time on the Yellow Sox, and the ultimate question: Who wins: Al Capone of Mahatma Gandhi? Plus, a fundraising plea to help us solidify our place as Greenland's Favorite Podcast. With such a title comes a responsibility to give back! We've also got Braindead Trivia, a horrible-in-concept snack, and some new factions for the Harry Potter universe. So strap yourself in for not one, not two, but three reviews involving today's drink. We're going hard, son! We're Drinks With Josh!

Heber J. Grant and Mike get their DOWNLOAD HERE

I guess the boys are gonna..."take a shot" at this episode. (sorry)

First it was Dainty Cups, now we introduce the incredibly classy Plastic Goblets!

Getting all the accoutrements ready for the big show.

Damn, he's smooth. (The resemblance is uncanny)

Mike says this is the "best vodka on the market." Is he right, or just trying to get one over on the Kings of Drink Mountain?

If you actually look up the hat, it's not offensive, but it sure seems offensive...

We just started and Ben has already had too much to drink.

A blurry picture of one of our wondrous mix-ins.

Yes, this exists. Yes, Josh spent money on them.

I mean, what do you even say to this?

Josh contemplating the money he wasted buying gummies that smell like play dough.

This would be much cooler if it were the Gummi Venus de Milo.

Or really anything else.

Ben chilling with his good friend, President James K. Polk. Or Rad Johnson. Whoever.

Episode 35 - Highway to MitcHell (C)

It's a monumental day on Drink Mountain as our kings, Ben and Josh, welcome their first ever guest: Mr. Mitch. Mitch seems nonplussed to be there from the get go; he must've heard the show before! It doesn't help when Josh starts off with a rousing "YOLO!" It gets worse when Josh, aka "Drink Bitch," brings a drink that has already been reviewed on the show. The downhill slide continues when they bust out Josh's contributions to Twitter (@DrinksWithJosh), or when he discusses stuffing Ben's mom in his trunk, or when Josh busts out the fudge for no reason.

It truly is a highway to (Mitc)Hell. But in the most entertaining way possible.

Plus, Braindead Trivia (complete with "gaming"), concert reviews, Aboriginal baseball, and YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO JOSH HAS SEEN IN CONCERT!!?!}(%111

So come a-knock on our door* for America's Favorite Podcast, Greenland's Favorite Podcast, your heroes and mine, Ben and Josh, for a new episode of DRINKS WITH JOSH!

Hop on the highway by DOWNLOADing here

Mitch was lookin' GOOD for his appearance.

Josh has, don't worry.

Josh packed some fudge for the occasion. What else is new?

Josh's first ever favorite on Twitter. Awww.

 *-Get it? A "Three's Company" reference? Because there were three people on the show? Hilarious!
PS-Yes, we know the audio levels are off. It was recorded differently than usual, so we couldn't do much about it. It would help is Josh would talk into his mic, and Ben would back off of his. Consummate professionals.
PPS-Ben honestly harassed Josh non-stop about A.C. with calls and texts for about an hour. Then sporadically throughout the week. He's actually still at it to a small degree.
PPPS-This week's music pick: Alice Cooper, per Mitch. Thanks, homie!
PPPPS-Mitch using the word "dob" to mean sex makes this musician much more interesting (and funny).
PPPPPS-Nothing really, just wanted to get to 5 Ps. Have a good one! Oh, and PLEASE rate and review us on iTunes. Thanks!

Episode 10 - Battle Royale

OH. YES. Drinks With Josh returns with a 10th Episode Extravaganza Smackdown! In honor of the occasion, the boys invite two drink titans to do battle in the squared circle (that is Ben's car in a grocery store parking lot). It's diet, it's cherry, it's regular, and it's to the death...or something. We've also got fake sponsorships, a lifetime achievement award for someone very close to Josh, and the most in-depth two-week-old World Cup coverage around. Plus, Josh struggles through more common knowledge trivia (and basic measurements and botany). And, of course, the drink reviews. So join us for the episode that just won't end; the biggest, longest, epic-est Drinks With Josh yet: EPISODE TEN!

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No, Josh, this tree is NOT 3 feet tall.

Our combatants.

Josh (SLOOOOWLY) enjoying his drink.

Damn, he's smooth.