Episode 59 - Wednesday's Washior: DWJ Christmas IV (SPM)

The fourth time's the charm. That's right, Ben and Josh have achieved Christmas perfection with their amazing fourth Christmas episode! Hang the holly with the festive Christmas present battle between Japan and Philippines. Bask in the glow of the lights and the greatest Braindead Trivia ending of all time. Learn from our wise men of the forgotten fourth wise man, and his contributions. Hear about more fat guys than just Santa Claus. We're running out of Christmas themed comparisons! There's also some amazing "scientific" information about how terrible movies may be good for your self esteem. Plus, get all the details on Josh's very special home business. Have you been good this year? If so, put some Drinks With Josh in your stocking! Even if you haven't, do it anyway. America's Favorite Podcast is here to make your holiday bright!

We were feeling the Christmas spirit of giving and threw out some shout outs during this episode! Be sure to check them out!

• Gregg's Guide to New Music (Twitter: Greggs_Guide): Great music podcast and an official DWJ Friend!
• Awkward Machine (Twitter: awkwardmachine): New Zealand's Favourite Gaming Website! Also, New Zealand's Second Favourite Podcast (after us, of course).
• My Geek Confessions (Twitter: mygeekconfess): Josh's "husband" Zach's (they bicker EXACTLY like an old married couple) movie and pop culture web site and occasional podcast.

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Merry Drinks With Joshmas, one and all!

Ever popular Christmas icon The Christmas Monkey brought the drinks this year.

Amazing how Japan and Philippines use the same wrapping paper/handwriting.

Philippines entry into the Great Christmas Present Food Battle (patent pending).

Japan enters the fray with a treat of their own.

This warm holiday inspiration comes courtesy of the Puchao bag. (Also, "kindness" is not a taste, Japan!)

Still not in the holiday spirit? If Santa Josh doesn't get you there, you may have something stuck in your chimney.

Episode 58 - Thanksgiving Feast! (DWJ Thanksgiving III)

America's Favorite Podcast is back with America's Favorite Holiday Tradition: our Thanksgiving episode! This year the boys are celebrating the right way: by stuffing themselves full of a cornucopia's worth of drinks (and other surprises!). Along the way, they give you a true feast of content: our longest episode yet! You'll definitely have to loosen your belt to get through the whole thing. Braindead Trivia makes an oversized appearance, as does Josh's latest attempt to berate for the holidays. It's a Thanksgiving Feast you won't soon forget! So don't argue with your crazy uncle Joe or your racist grandma Selma at the table this year; throw on some headphones and spend your Thanksgiving with two guys you actually love and respect: Josh and Ben, the hosts of the Comfiest Podcast Around, Drinks With Josh!

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Who invited Hobo Ben to Thanksgiving???

Oh yes, we have a cornucopia stuffed full of goodies this year!

Just some of our beverage themed snacks, ready for feasting!

Ah yes, Hobo Ben has busted out the bindle and bum wine. Almost there!

The least appetizing shot possible of the Raspberry Spider chocolate bar and cream wafers.

The wafers look much better on the package. I said "package."

The Garden Company is an odd name for a sugary snack company. Also, recycling #7 (other)? Is that just "Yeah, screw it, we'll recycle this or some crap? I dunno."

Josh is super excited. It's a feast, of course he's excited.

Even more "beverage food."

We do Thanksgiving right, son.

Here we are...PEAK HOBO BEN.

Episode 57 - Chicago Hockey (or Ben Loses His Mind) (JFFBS)

Josh and Ben return to their thrones atop Drink Mountain for another episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast! In this episode, they discuss Josh's mom's "DVD collection," Ben's ski lift phobia, toy sizing, and...er...Chicago hockey. There's also a fantastic round of Braindead Trivia and a "berry important" beverage review. Most importantly, you can pinpoint the precise moment that Ben loses his mind. Josh thinks he's drunk, but Ben insists he's not, leaving a complete mental breakdown as the only explanation. It's surreal, it's loopy, it's even dirtier than usual, and it's tons of fun (just like Ben and Josh! Get it? Cuz they're fat?). It's the new Drinks With Josh!

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That's not a sex toy in the background, we promise.

Episode 56 - Family Friendly (OJ)

In honor of our home state of Utah, Josh and Ben decide to make a super special "family friendly" episode of Drinks With Josh! It actually goes better than you think it would...but only a little. Along the way, the boys hit up all ages topics like baseball, the philosophy of "what dinosaur would you be," and children's ride-on toys. Plus, some Braindead Trivia, a couple beautiful new DWJ tunes, and we find out what Ben is on (Oooooooo...). It all culminates in not one, not two, but three surprise endings! So gather the kids (actually, no, don't) and join us for a family version of DWJ!
PS-This episode has been in the making for nearly a year, so if a couple references seem a bit odd, that's why.

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Here we go...

Welcome to "Josh's Sidewalk Graffiti Gallery" aka "Hot Pocket" apparently.

Josh's attempt at Braindead Trivia.

Yeah, we're New Zealand's Favorite Podcast, but we return the love as well.

More things that Josh loves.

OK, Josh, you can stop loving things now.

Ed. Note: Australia only has one 'a' at the end; lose the apostrophe in 'moms.'

 On to the show!

The evening's lead.

And the understudy, who filled in nicely in an emergency situation.

Josh realizing that the Wiggles and Caillou don't say the f-word.

The soothing goodness of orange juice.

"Come on ride it, my (plastic pink) pony!"

A truly family friendly way to end an evening: with a tasty cup of OJ!

A Very Cherry Lime Rickey Guest Spot (Gregg's Guide #2)

Can't get enough DWJ goodness? (Neither can we!) Well, you're in luck as Josh and Ben recently made their triumphant return to Gregg's Guide to New Music! They were featured on episode 121, which you can get directly here. In addition to talking and listening to some great music, we even squeeze in a quick review of Arizona's Cherry Lime Rickey. Should you drink it? Should you drink it while listening to fantastic tunes? Grab the episode and find out!
Also! Don't forget, you can always get our first appearance in episode 31 by clicking here!

Episode 55 - The 29th of June

Just in time for Independence Day, it's the most patriotic episode of Drinks With Josh yet! At least, it's just in time for this year. In 2018, we may have an all new Independence Day thanks to the efforts of one of our greatest patriots: Josh. We've got all the details in the episode. We've also got a review of one of America's dominant beverage makers. Will they live up to the high standards of America's Favorite Podcast? Plus, we discuss America's neighbor, play America's most popular game (Braindead Trivia), and hit on...nightly back sweats...in...America(???). So fire up the grill, get out the lawn chairs, and blow up some minor explosives while you celebrate the United States with Drinks With Josh!

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America's Favorite Podcast: the perfect gift for America's birthday!

Can this beverage live up to the promise of America?

Nothing says "USA!" like a beverage inspired by a Latin American treat.

Come on, this is America. We don't have time to read. Or for facts.

Episode 54 - Tinder Dry (L)

Everyone hold hands and come together, your favorite podcast (especially if you're in the USA, New Zealand, or Greenland) is back! The boys take another trip to a local Indian market, but can they survive without yelling something inappropriate? They sure didn't the last time. In other news, Josh has now joined Tinder, ladies and gentlemen. It doesn't seem to be working quite how he expected, but perhaps if he were to use one of the names Ben suggested, it'd work out. Speaking of working out, Josh has a really smooth line for you guys to use the next time you spot someone attractive at the gym. You'll be beating them off with a stick after this, for sure. Plus, we've got some ideas about the etiquette of cuddling with your parents. I can't believe I just typed those words... Then there's your usual dose of Braindead Trivia and the always deep, always important, expert drink review. Will this Indian treat charm the boys or will they have to strike like the cobra? Find out in the ever so new episode of Drinks With Josh (the comfiest podcast around).

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Today's challenger is ribbed, for her pleasure.

Ben was admiring the sticker on the bottlecap when...

He noticed it was peeling up right here. What could be under there? Are they reusing beer caps?

Nope. Just another Limca logo, making the sticker 100% unnecessary.

Flashback to that time that Josh made a minor cameo in an old SNES game.

Episode 53 - The Worst, You Say? (MGCM)

Looking for some clarity in your life? Or at least some clarification? Then grab this super spiffy episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh! In it, Ben will make sure everything is clarified to the nth degree. Especially baseball, Josh's style, and Japanese restaurants. Meanwhile, Josh gets a bit rowdy and breaks some furniture before belting out DWJ's number one hit "Manually"! It will definitely bring a tear to your eye. We've also got Braindead Trivia and a massive surprise: an attempt to reformulate a beverage. Do not try this at home, we're not just experts, but the Kings of Drink Mountain. So grab this episode of Drinks With Josh, we know you'll love it, because it's certainly NOT "the worst."

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Today's contestant. Will it be able to pull off some "milk magic?"

Some of Josh's leftover cocoa chunks. One of the many hazards of beverage alchemy.

"Thems mah goin' out shooz!"

Episode 52 - Relaxin' All Cool (NYSPS)

Welcome back to "America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast," Drinks With Josh! You may have thought that the Kings of Drink Mountain were weird before (or, at least, "quirky geniuses"), but this episode takes it to a whole new level. Ben decides that he needs to take a night off and relax. Josh is nonplussed on this idea from the get go. His opinion of the idea only gets worse from there. That's not all that's getting Josh's goat, however. He brings out a special, yet familiar, gift for Ben, then promptly spills it everywhere. Ben is convinced that Josh is frequenting a particular "gentleman's club," despite Josh's protestations to the opposite. Worst, Josh is faced with the reality of his trip to Bombay Cafe. Let's just leave it at the phrase "vomit tuna."

In the face of all this, Ben keeps cool and relaxed as he floats through the laziest Braindead Trivia ever, learns new facts about Norway, and admits that we could charge for DWJ, but would probably need to put on a better show to do so. Throw in some Biscoff cookies (that Ben was apparently too "relaxed" to review), Bill Cosby, and a far-right stance on "personal responsibility" and you've got the super weird and mega glorious new episode of Drinks With Josh, America's Favorite Podcast and "the Comfiest Podcast Around."

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Can this new challenger withstand the raw power of the Kings of Drink Mountain?

When "airline food" is basically shorthand for terrible food, I'm not sure it's wise to go with "The Airline Cookie."

Josh's infamous review of Bombay Cafe. Again, 7(!?!) garlic naans. "Vomit tuna" is a great phrase, though. Use it.

Ben's delicious grilled dinner. Josh is not invited.

Episode 51 - Gathering of the Joshalos (FCA)

Gather round, kids (actually, keep the kids away...)! It's time for more Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben, of course). In this episode, the boys try out a beverage popular with a certain harlequin subculture. Will they like it, or will they give it the hatchet? There's lots of other good stuff under this big top, too. Braindead Trivia is here, Who Would Drink This? makes its triumphant return, and there's a whole barrelful of classic "Josh moments." Topics include his mom, um..."special?" donuts, and the single worst Kevin Costner movie ever made. It's worse than you think. All this and ever so much more on America, New Zealand, and Greenland's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh! Whoop whoop!

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Whatever could this blindingly red concoction be?

Ah, mystery solved.

It's unlikely that there is any real "nutrition" in this, but here's the Nutrition Facts.

It does have an oddly beautiful glow to it.

Uh huh huh, huh huh huh...look what that looks like...