Monday, March 13, 2017

Episode 52 - Relaxin' All Cool (NYSPS)

Welcome back to "America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast," Drinks With Josh! You may have thought that the Kings of Drink Mountain were weird before (or, at least, "quirky geniuses"), but this episode takes it to a whole new level. Ben decides that he needs to take a night off and relax. Josh is nonplussed on this idea from the get go. His opinion of the idea only gets worse from there. That's not all that's getting Josh's goat, however. He brings out a special, yet familiar, gift for Ben, then promptly spills it everywhere. Ben is convinced that Josh is frequenting a particular "gentleman's club," despite Josh's protestations to the opposite. Worst, Josh is faced with the reality of his trip to Bombay Cafe. Let's just leave it at the phrase "vomit tuna."

In the face of all this, Ben keeps cool and relaxed as he floats through the laziest Braindead Trivia ever, learns new facts about Norway, and admits that we could charge for DWJ, but would probably need to put on a better show to do so. Throw in some Biscoff cookies (that Ben was apparently too "relaxed" to review), Bill Cosby, and a far-right stance on "personal responsibility" and you've got the super weird and mega glorious new episode of Drinks With Josh, "the Comfiest Podcast Around."

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Yes, Josh really dumped those cards everywhere like an idiot. This is in a grocery store parking lot, with people walking nearby. Ben is a dick.

Can this new challenger withstand the raw power of the Kings of Drink Mountain?
When "airline food" is basically shorthand for terrible food, I'm not sure it's wise to go with "The Airline Cookie."
A small sampling of the, ahem...trading cards...that Ben threw all over DWJ Studios.
Josh's infamous review of Bombay Cafe. Again, 7(!?!) garlic naans. "Vomit tuna" is a great phrase, though. Use it.
Ben's delicious grilled dinner. Josh is not invited.

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