Episode 129 - The Conspiracy Show ft. BFK Jr. (Take A'live)

Are you ready?

You think you are, but you're not. How about now? Still no. But DWJ is going there anyway! Being the world famous hosts of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcasts, the boys have connections that regular people simply don't. That includes a VERY special (or "special") guest who is here to shine a light on the truth of the world that surrounds us (though even he is unable to explain why a Korean drink has DENMARK written on it). Between bringing down everyone and everything from carbs to the Beastie Boys to sumo, your favorite hosts also take a hard look at Korean beverage labeling standards, duels, who is funnier, and even a serious (really!) look at the nature of the soul. Plus, a conspiracy tinged Braindead Trivia and one of the shows biggest disagreements on the review. So pull on your cutoff jorts, tighten up your mesh shirt, and get ready to do pushups with the things THEY don't want you to know with The Kings of Drink Mountain!

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Take A'live enters Drink Mountain Memorial Arena!

Denmark? Who are you trying to fool here?

All that hangul is certainly trying to expose some conspiracy, that's why they put a sticker over it.

No conspiracy here, this bottle has a nice ass.

Another truth is that Kevin O'Leary (aka Mr. OneInchPeen) worked with state officials to put together a corrupt data center scheme that will make most of populated Utah uninhabitable. This is the area he wants to destroy. He sucks. Tell everyone you know "No Stratos!"

Episode 128 - Julia Child Gives The Smithsonian A Hand (Durian Cider)

Dig up Gooberchaw cuz it's time. Time to face an obstacle. An obstacle so enormous, so terrifying, that even those amazing drink experts, The Kings of Drink Mountain, may have to throw in the towel. What is this evil menace, you ask? DURIAN.
Yes, Japan has laid a challenge at the foot of Drink Mountain. Tougher than their own Mount Midoriyama. It's Durian Cider. Can our heroes survive? Will gummy bears ever be the same? Whose man hands should be on display? And how many references to old timey celebrities can one show have? All will be revealed in this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Podcast. Hopefully a viewing will not be needed...

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A sticker has never been more needed

OK, seems legit

Oh dear lord, what happened here?
(This is NOT doctored. This is how it came out of the package.)

Episode 127 - I've Noticed Goats (Bodyarmor Lyte Blueberry Pomegranate)

Look, maybe you haven't noticed goats, but the Kings of Drink Mountain sure have! They notice a lot of things, if you'd just ask. Things like gobby cheese, the real biologic classification of coconuts, Jackass: Best and Last, and a new fragrance for men. They also don't just notice, but dig deep into important topics like bumping vs. grinding and shapes (Really? Shapes?). Top this academic work with some Braindead Trivia, a special celebrity marinade, and why animals are unfair, and you've got this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

Oh yeah, and there's a drink review in there too. Whatever.

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Look! A beverage for America's Favorite Podcast!

Did you notice the drink yet? Or that this is America's Favorite Podcast?