Episode 130 - Landscaping With Josh (Gatorade Lower Sugar Lemonade)

Skip the university and tell the community college "No thanks," because The Kings of Drink Mountain have your future right here in the palm of their hands. That's right, Josh is here to put you on the path of a great career in landscaping with tons of insights gleaned from his vast knowledge of the subject. Knowledge you can only gain by doing some minor sprinkler repairs over a day or two. But don't worry, your education will be well-rounded as America's Favorite Podcast also discusses appropriate names for prophets, how two different substances come from the same bag, and what foods should be crunchy (and something that absolutely should not). We'll also learn why you shouldn't record a podcast when expecting an important phone call. And as always, the worldwide sensation that is Braindead Trivia is here, along with yet another high-quality, integrity-filled beverage review. It's all that and more in this jam-packed episode from your beloved (and adorable) beverage experts at Drinks With Josh!

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You can almost hear the label doing the Waterboy "Water sucks!" chant

Is Pepsi the new Mountain Dew evil empire?

Episode 126 - Josh Loves Movies (Bodyarmor Lyte Peach Mango)

Dim the lights and break out the popcorn as Josh brings in a new movie game to try! Ben counters with his favorite game, being a di- I mean, a very special version of Braindead Trivia! Up for review today is a fancy low-calorie sports drink, just the kind of fuel the Kings of Drink Mountain need. Fuel to power through topics like World War 4, what sandwiches to keep on your nightstand, the origins of a certain bodily fluid, why the Pope needs his hat and staff, and why you probably shouldn't believe when someone tells you they "watch it for the stories." Plus, the show goes a bit old-school with some top level freak outs and absurdity. Enough to remind you how they became America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast to begin with. Anyway, I would think of a clever way to close this, but why? No one reads these. Who cares? Start the show already!

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It says Bodyarmor, but I am definitely calling BS on its ability to stop any weapon

When you take on a diet drink and don't even really realize it...

It's looking rather cute in that cup

Josh's movie cards - this was Ben's guess with last at the top left

Episode 120 - Flippin' Vulgar (CDCFZSGA)

 It's time to pledge your allegiance to America's Favorite Podcast as Drinks With Josh returns! The boys are in the mood as Utah gets ready to celebrate one of the two biggest weekends of the year. But don't worry, even you "non-members" out there can enjoy Conference Weekend as your hosts discuss the true meaning of having an ice cream cone, Leo "Louis Lamour" LaPorte, the MTC's Michelin-starred cuisine, beyond terrible baseball ads, the word "weenis," Vegas travel tips, and make an AMAZING discovery about noses. But that's not all! Braindead Trivia is here as always, and the shortest 30-second moment of silence you've ever heard (we're still waiting to hear from Guinness to make it official). And don't worry, it all is "flippin' vulgar." So hide your kids (but not your wife or your husband) and fire up this episode with the Kings of Drink Mountain!

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So...water, essentially?

Yep, pretty much just water.

Hard to see here, but they swear the lid looks bowed up.

Josh's deadly email error message.

Thought we'd add some sweet art in honor of General Conference.

Episode 116 - Quote of the Year (Vanilla Coke Zero Sugar)

Ah nature...

The Kings of Drink Mountain are back to partake in the natural splendor of the coastal redwoods, via the magic of placemats. Will today's beverage live up to the majesty of the scenery? Did (non-fascist) America's Favorite Podcast break into another cottage to record? Is Charles Manson rubbing your earlobes right now? Find out the answers to these questions, along with the ones in Braindead Trivia by listening now!

Plus, you'll learn about the new slogan for strawberries, how we keep our butler Higgins on staff, what "loving act" is a natural theremin, and the (self-described) must-know Quote of 2025! Also, find out if Josh is on a general strike or just a very specific one...

So load up the station wagon and join in on a road trip of a lifetime with the One True Religion: Drinks With Josh!

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Today's challenger in a C-class dainty cup

An amazing beverage action shot taken by our world-class behind the scenes team

Butler Higgins with a Valentine for everyone (but only we could eat it)

It may be C-tier, but having a mediocre dainty cup is always better than no dainty cup

Oh no! Ben is taking a horrible fall!

Luckily he survived to take this lovely shot in the forest

Episode 109 - DWJ Gets Religion (A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer)

 Drinks With Josh may be The One True Religion (among many other things), but that doesn't mean they cannot learn from the faith of others. America's Favorite Podcast gets immediately in touch with the local religion by trying out a no sugar, no caffeine soda; will it also be no taste? Speaking of no taste, the boys also classlessly discuss everything from tithing to Mormon board games to why Asians explode. No, that last one isn't especially religious, but there's more to this world than just sitting in church, right? Plus, a VERY special guest makes a surprise appearance, just as Josh performs a VERY Sancred (no, we didn't misspell sacred) rite. Will the powers above approve of the boys' foray into spirituality, or will the recorder work in mysterious ways? Find out in this episode!

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Also known as The Essence of Utah in a Can

If you squint really hard, you can almost make out an actual food ingredient

If you squint really hard, you can see we're not wearing pants

Behold the world, in all its glory

Episode 89 - Drinks With "Brad" (3x Diet Roundup)

The Kings of Drink Mountain are feeling benevolent and allow a lowly commoner into their mighty inner sanctum. How does this peon repay this generosity? By being too embarrassed to use his real name and then proffering some of the most offensive beverages imaginable! Speaking of offensive, America/Greenland/New Zealand's Favorite Podcast is a bit offended by the response to our Pretty Pretty Poetry Contest, but decide to declare a winner anyway. They really are just too kind.

While the boys turn their well-honed critical eyes toward the foul potions, they power through a guest-driven version of Braindead Trivia, Josh reveals what he REALLY likes, and there is a meltdown the likes of which we haven't seen in years on Drink Mountain. So kick back, prepare your hashtag fingers for #MtnDewAffair, and enjoy "Drinks With Brad!"

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Yes, Josh drank these from a measuring cup. Honestly, it might be more respect than they deserved.

Compare and contrast the ingredients from these two beverages from our evil arch nemeses.

Episode 58 - Thanksgiving Feast! (DWJ Thanksgiving III)

America's Favorite Podcast is back with America's Favorite Holiday Tradition: our Thanksgiving episode! This year the boys are celebrating the right way: by stuffing themselves full of a cornucopia's worth of drinks (and other surprises!). Along the way, they give you a true feast of content: our longest episode yet! You'll definitely have to loosen your belt to get through the whole thing. Braindead Trivia makes an oversized appearance, as does Josh's latest attempt to berate for the holidays. It's a Thanksgiving Feast you won't soon forget! So don't argue with your crazy uncle Joe or your racist grandma Selma at the table this year; throw on some headphones and spend your Thanksgiving with two guys you actually love and respect: Josh and Ben, the hosts of the Comfiest Podcast Around, Drinks With Josh!

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Who invited Hobo Ben to Thanksgiving???

Oh yes, we have a cornucopia stuffed full of goodies this year!

Just some of our beverage themed snacks, ready for feasting!

Ah yes, Hobo Ben has busted out the bindle and bum wine. Almost there!

The least appetizing shot possible of the Raspberry Spider chocolate bar and cream wafers.

The wafers look much better on the package. I said "package."

The Garden Company is an odd name for a sugary snack company. Also, recycling #7 (other)? Is that just "Yeah, screw it, we'll recycle this or some crap? I dunno."

Josh is super excited. It's a feast, of course he's excited.

Even more "beverage food."

We do Thanksgiving right, son.

Here we are...PEAK HOBO BEN.

Episode 23 - Yo, DWJ Raps!

YO! Holla at ya boyz! Drinks With Josh is back and in full effect. First, we drop the beat with a drink that honors (almost) everyone's New Year's resolutions. Then, we add some samples of Josh craziness. Finally, we lay down the rhymes as Josh inadventently writes the newest club banger (as performed by Ben). Plus, we've got an added Thai treat, the saddest trivia segment ever, and Ben and Josh share their resolutions with the group. So pop on your Adidas, put the Courvoisier on ice, and get the hydraulics on your car...it's time for DRINKS WITH JOSH!


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Josh getting his Andrew WK on. PARTY HARD!

Our combatant for the day. Will it survive?

Josh, again, Ben is not racist. That's what the damn box says!