Episode 49 - Bacon Hot Christmas: DWJ X-Mas III

Ho ho ho! Merry Drinks With Josh (with your host Ben)-mas! That just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? America/Greenland/New Zealand's Favorite Podcast is back yet again to spread some holiday cheer. We know what you're thinking, after tackling malt liquor and egg nog on our previous Christmas shows, what is there left to do? Well, you'll have to listen and see. It'd be pretty stupid if we ruined it here. Needless to say, you'll feel really stupid that you didn't guess it.

Don't worry, the boys brought gifts, too. How about a box full of Braindead Trivia? Maybe a stocking stuffed with Christmas movie chat? We've got you covered. Plus, we'll throw in our extra special annual Christmas messages to the world. And we do mean "special." So cozy up by the fire, wrap yourself in mistletoe (that's what you do with it, right?), and join the ones you love in listening to the latest Drinks With Josh Christmas!

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Some festive lights to get you in the Christmas mood!

Heck yeah, we'll try that...we guess...if we have to...

Get the (nutrition) facts before the big reveal.

Here's how we're spending our Christmas. We're not sure what that says about us.

Ben is fully into the Christmas spirit.

Josh is fully into the dry heaves.

IF THERE'S 8 PIECES OF BACON ON THE PACKAGE IT HAD BETTER TASTE LIKE BACON!

Episode 48 - Gallop For Our Own Trees/Thanksgiving II (CLVC)

Get ready to have a truly happy Thanksgiving! That's right, Ben and Josh are back to help you celebrate America's Most Fattening Holiday with America's Favorite Podcast! In this episode, the boys help you get your meal just right with some baking chat and some aid from a certified "shoe chef." We also hear about Josh's genius plan to avoid his family AND lose tons of money for the holiday. Meanwhile, Ben rolls out his favorite round of Braindead Trivia ever, concocts the joke with the longest build time to lowest payoff ratio ever, and then has a total meltdown. Plus, Josh stars as "Triple B," the shocking background of the "40 Year Old Virgin"'s crew, and an important and handy new addition to the English language: to Shawn something. All this and more as we (and, by extension, you) celebrate Turkey Day in style: with the Kings of Drink Mountain, Drinks With Josh!

PS-We're totally serious about getting some DWJ gear made. Let us know (FB, Twitter, website comment, email, etc.) if you're interested!

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Here's Josh's steamy pile...of brownies.

Look who stopped by to celebrate the holiday with us!

Ben thought this picture of a light shining through the bottle looked cool.

Same here. The coloring on this is more like the drink's actual color.

Josh getting ready to solve the mystery of the drink.

Ben getting ready to solve the mystery of whether Josh/Betty's brownies will kill him.

This is the best picture we could get of the back. Damn reflections.

Ben trying to look cool or cute or something. He ends up just looking creepy as always.

Josh knows the dangers of high-level drink criticism. That's why he's buckled up for safety.

Spilled drink or Josh's pee? You make the call.

So we're just not going to bother cleaning that up, huh?

Our World Domination Tour Continues

Have you heard of Google Play Music? Well, you will now, because it just got mega rad! That's right, Drinks With Josh is now available for your listening pleasure via the Podcasts portion of Google Play. Check it out by clicking this very link. Just make sure you grab some extra pants first. You're sure to laugh so hard you pee.

Episode 47 - Crystal Clear (CP)

The world rejoices as Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben) returns! This time the boys break out a very special drink from the past, making Ben a tad emotional. They also try out some new T-shirt slogans, some new rap names, and an interesting return at a local grocery store. They also have some requests to make, including a heartfelt plea to Hi-C for some Ecto Cooler, an honest request for some listener advice letters, and for the end of a certain act with a certain beverage doctor. Confused? That's okay, as our heroes will make it (and the meaning of life) all "Crystal Clear." Right after they finish their Braindead Trivia, of course. So join America, New Zealand, Greenland, and Senegal on the slopes of Drink Mountain for a new Drinks With Josh!

Let's make it crystal clear: DOWNLOAD the episode here

Here's a cat. The internet loves cats, right? Mega hits, here we come!

It's baaaaaaaaack!

Ummmmm...

Yes, Ben is STILL St. Bernarding. Now he's added lunatic face. Wonderful.

Notice the interplay between light and shadows as the headlights dance through the plastic. (We're artistic.)

Josh contemplates the deep philosophical underpinnings of "Get wet with Josh!"

It looks empty, but it's full! Look for our show "Drink Magic" coming soon to Vegas.

This is Ben's "brilliant" new way to hold drinks. By sticking your finger under the label. He's an idiot.

Episode 46 - Time To Drink The Coffee (DDHIC)

Time for some more Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben)! The boys are up bright and early, just in Time To Drink The Coffee! While they set their refined beverage palates to the task of reviewing the drink, the Kings of Drink Mountain also send their keen minds off on a deep exploration of topics ranging from Pink Floyd to Texas, and the suckage thereof, to the gum disease, Festivitis. Josh will also astound you with his deep knowledge of Indian geography (seriously) and his ability to take down the entire Uber empire in a single word. Ben also does a great public service with an important message for those attending the University of Utah this fall. The Comfiest Podcast Around also spends some time looking to get some "free care" from one Doctor Martens (seriously, Dr. Martens, send us some shoes!). And what episode of America (and New Zealand and Greenland)'s Favorite Podcast would be complete without beloved segments like "Braindead Trivia" and "Who Would Drink This?" Not this one. So don't delay any longer, do your ears a favor and get listening to our new episode. It's a slam "dunk!"


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Awww yeah! Nothing says street like DWJ.

Josh tries to fend off the hordes of paparazzi. Part of the downside of being on America's Favorite Podcast.

This is the ad Ben was talking about. What a horrid pile of garbage.

It's true love.

Pure sex.

Pure sex, part 2.

Reminder: We're super street, yo.

Episode 45 - Crossing "The Line" (CIPP)

Put away the kids* because it is time for yet another amazing episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben)! In this episode, we find Josh slumming from the very beginning as he brings a wholly inappropriate gift to Ben from his recent travels to Vegas. He keeps it that way the whole episode, causing Ben to realize that Josh may not have crossed the line, but become it himself.

Along with this hard hitting revelation, Ben and Josh discuss chicken fried steak portions, Josh's Aussie craving, and Ben introduces some new segments to the show (one of which is kind of depressing). Josh also proudly defends his awful Twitter behavior while requiring Ben to explain to him what soup is. Really.

Then there's your usual dose of Braindead Trivia and another of the world's most trusted drink reviews. Oh yeah, and the minor matter of the show going on strike until we get another drink request**. Nothing big or anything.

So put down the safety bar and strap in for the latest, greatest episode of Drinks With Josh!

*-Seriously, don't listen to this in front of kids. What the hell is wrong with you?
**-Leave requests in the comments, on our FB or Twitter, or email us!

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Our combatant prepares to enter the ring.

Josh pumping himself up for the show...with Enya.

Ben dresses as if he were already on strike.

Artsy fartsy.

Josh with a special message for his beloved Black Bear Diner.

Here's what it looks like in a cup. After Josh doesn't drink it.

Yes, Ben is still doing the St. Bernarding thing. Please don't encourage him.

Episode 44 - I Heart New York (DILIIT)

After an intolerable wait, life is good again! That's right, Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben) makes its triumphant return atop Drink Mountain. In this episode, the boys use the magical power of beverages to travel to the Empire State. Their mission? To try New York's most famous of alcoholic beverages. Also, to banter about other adult pursuits such as gambling and the infamous "back rooms" found in certain video establishments. Speaking of gambling, get ready to place your bets on another exciting round of Braindead Trivia or try your luck at Josh's newest gaming sensation: Cupcake Russian Roulette. Which one did he befoul? Hopefully not the one you're eating! All this and more is coming your way! So fire up the coffee pot, grab a mug, and sober up (we're looking at you, Ben), because it's time for America's Favorite Podcast*: Drinks With Josh!

*-Also New Zealand and Greenland's Favorite Podcast.

I heart DOWNLOADING this amazing episode!

We're nothing if not "street." Only people who are "street" put it in quotes.

Ben may be enjoying his booze a little too much.

Josh raises his glass to all the loyal DWJ fans out there. He salutes you.

Josh's badass Nottingham ale tankard/pimp cup.

It looks better than it is. That's saying something.

Josh brought cupcakes! I don't think he even knows why.

If this was your choice for Cupcake Russian Roulette, you have lost.

If you look closely, you can see the disturbing "chunks" that developed in Ben's cup. He drank it anyway.

Episode 43 - DWJ Gets A Brazilian (GA)

Drinks With Josh, with your host, Ben, makes its triumphant return! In this very important episode, we find that Ben has a new...career...as a hobo. Then, Josh reveals his past as a famous movie star. The star-studded show continues, with appearances by some famous historical figures. It's like a new Bill and Ted movie when (little) Caesar shows up with some pizza and Fidel Castro turns up at the local amusement park. Plus, the in-depth academic discussions you've come to expect from America's (and Greenland's and New Zealand's) Favorite Podcast; covering topics from GGILFs to cafe birds to the difference between Jimmy and Lance Armstrong. Of course, we've got your "gaming" needs covered with our beloved over/under system for Braindead Trivia. That's right, it's a jam packed episode, and that's before you even get to the drink! So get on the right side of history, join the masses for another amazing episode of Drinks With Josh!

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HOBO BEN!

Likely the best and most appetizing drink picture we've taken.

Don't forget the pizza pizza!

Josh reminiscing about his time on the set of "The Goonies".

Ben, seriously, get it together.

Even Josh is disgusted by Ben today.

The "unwieldy" bottle of Guarana.

Look for Hobo Ben under a viaduct near you!

Now it's just getting sad.

He may not shower, but Hobo Ben did remember to bring a music pick! 

Ben's music pick is You Blew It! "Keep Doing What You're Doing" and you can get it by clicking on this sentence, and you should.