Episode 71 - Kiwi Christmas Caroling: DWJ X-Mas V (L&P)

Ho ho ho, and other of Ben and Josh's favorite things. It's time for Drinks With Josh's fifth annual Christmas extravaganza! This year, the boys are finally living up to their billing as New Zealand's Favourite Podcast and featuring a true Kiwi Klassik: L&P. It's already widely known as one of Ben's favorites, but will it live up to the hype with Josh? The Aotearoa love continues with some lamington and Bluebird chicken chip chat, but don't worry, you don't need to be a South Pacific expert to join in the festivities. There's also Braindead Trivia, Ben's expectations for Josh's Christmas gift, Santa's secret identity as Michael Jackson, and lots and lots of singing. Plus, the drink experts prove their knowledge in other areas with Salt Lake City travel tips and the best sex advice you've ever gotten. So wrap your ears in the velvety Christmas goodness of Drinks With Josh and make it a truly happy holiday!

Nothing beats Welly on a good day, except a DWJ DOWNLOAD!

Merry Christmas Mouse Massacre!

Ben is so damn excited. This is like eight Christmases in a row for him.

They left out the part about being bought out by a faceless global drink conglomerate. Oops.

ALWAYS be a tidy kiwi.

Mmmm...Christmas gold.

Episode 70 - Mark Twain's Anti-Drug PSA (DWJ Thanksgiving IV)

Send the little ones off to the kid's table, as the Kings of Drink Mountain bring you America's Favorite Thanksgiving Tradition. No, not dry, overdone turkey. Our annual Thanksgiving extravaganza! The boys are feeling a bit nostalgic this year and touch on DWJ favorites like the #MtnDewAffair, whether Josh has seen Alice Cooper, "Gettin' Hot in Cleveland," and a quick reunion with Big Ben. There's also Josh's version of a Thanksgiving feast, turkey day Braindead Trivia, terrible accents all around, and TWO big beverage reviews. You'll also hear all about what Josh and Ben are thankful for, their advice for your holiday, and...Maine and Syracuse's culinary favorite: anchovy burgers... Yeah, we don't know either. So gather the family round the table (but remember, it's not for kids), dig into your mom's famous pie, and enjoy the latest and greatest in Thanksgiving entertainment: the brilliant 4th Annual Drinks With Josh Thanksgiving!

Pass the gravy boat and the DIRECT DOWNLOAD!

Pudding? Brownie? Other?

This somehow looked about 15x less appetizing in person.

Yep, this confirms it is from England. How (not) fascinating.

This is very aggressive packaging for chocolate.

Ben's right, it is very turdy looking.

And even worse looking dipped in...pudding?

Ben just realized that Josh expects him to drink more MD 20/20.

Bum wine is back, baby!

Did Josh forget how to use a cup because he's drunk or because he's Josh?

From everyone's favorite batch, number 33!

Some beer "kreated" by a local Utah brewery. That's how they spell in Ogden.

Protip: Don't leave the label lying around. The "notes of banana" make it slick like a banana peel.

The head of Kreation!

Episode 69 - Nice! (P)

Gather round, ye Loyal Subjects, as the Kings of Drink Mountain ascend to the throne for the nicest DWJ yet! Things start out rough when Ben reveals a drink choice only to find out it has been done before! Does he redeem himself with beverage choice two?
...Seriously? We're not going to tell you here, you have to listen! There's also some lovely background noises from Josh, a 69-themed round of Braindead Trivia, the sexiest drink around, a visit with everyone's favorite Brits: Liam and Ringo, model trains (yes, really), and a discussion of the real UK royalty: English Cotton Eye Joe.
It all culminates with a truly death defying ending! Will it still be Drinks With Josh or will Ben have to find someone else to rip on after Josh's untimely demise? Find out by grabbing this super NICE! episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

Also, a HUGE shout out and thank you to the Red Menace podcast out of Australia for actually participating and submitting an awesome topic for the show. Check them out!

Sixty-nine with us, DOWNLOAD HERE

What else could we have for episode 69?

Ben is an idiot and forgot we'd done this before.

Get ur lurnin on an no da facks.

Joshdrew Dice Clay shows off the second drink in his weightlifting gloves. Oh!

Yes, Ben. We get it. You've got a mouthful of...you know what? No, I'm not writing that.

In fairness, this is Josh's first time seeing Pussy (energy drink).

Josh desperately wants everyone to see he has the drink AND a cherry (gummy) in his mouth at the same time. I need a new job.

Yes, yes, yes...Ben has Pussy all over his lap...I quit.

Episode 68 - Gettin' Dick's (HCM)

oll out the red carpet, Ben and Josh are here and ready to take their seats atop Drink Mountain once again! This time, they try out a wholesome homemade beverage treat, while making a completely unwholesome episode. It kicks off with Josh's post-doc level of knowledge of female anatomy and continues from there. We've got possibly crude license plates, the magic combo: beer and markers, a discussion of Meat Loaf's discography, and a shout out to our good friend Erin, who is always willing to "get you into Dick's." And don't miss the updated-for-2018 version of "Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me." Then there's Braindead Trivia and Josh's complete and total excitement at getting his hands on a dessert favorite. We finish off with a horrific shock ending that's perfect for Halloween. Will America's Favorite Podcast survive? Find out in the new Drinks With Josh!

Get some Dick's and a DOWNLOAD HERE

Ben's new lover, Cho Chabudai Gaeshi!

The round thing is the "table."

Is this good? We have literally no idea.

Oh yeah, there was a show, too! Grab some of this and drink along!

Only $4 for some Dick's!

You can eat a box of Dick's!

This looks less like Dick's and more like an infected...anti-dick...

Josh relaxing after he may or may not have started a wildfire.

Episode 67 - Big Ben's Big Episode

Ohhhhh yeaaaahhh! It's here! Put on your robe, lay back in your favorite recliner, strike up a smoke (if that's your thing), and let the immensity of Big Ben wash over your mind, body, soul, and ears! In an episode that we swear Ben was not drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated for, the boys try out some birch beer. Well, Ben does. Josh is too worried that the situation is devolving into a Stephen King novel. Speaking of kings, the Kings of Drink Mountain of course provide some Big Ben-dead Trivia and beverage reviews, but at what cost? Does Josh survive the show or does the Bigness overwhelm him? Does Ben explode from the sheer force of all the Ben-ness or does he go Super Benyan, DBZ-style? Will the kingdom come crashing down? All will be revealed in this BIG episode of Drinks With Josh, with your host: (Big) Ben!

Get a BIG DOWNLOAD here!

It's more Big Ben than should be legally allowed.

Big Ben's lights up Ben's life

Big Ben's darkens Josh's mood

Episode 66 - Al Capone vs. Gandhi (TV)

The Kings of Drink Mountain return with an amazing treat for you: a LISTENER REQUEST EPISODE! Mike wrote us and suggested we try the "best vodka on the market," but he should let us be the judge of that. Along the way, Josh and Ben explore many of the wonders around us, like the Safari Desert, a new way of ranking presidents, fields of study related to the birds and bees, Babe Ruth's time on the Yellow Sox, and the ultimate question: Who wins: Al Capone of Mahatma Gandhi? Plus, a fundraising plea to help us solidify our place as Greenland's Favorite Podcast. With such a title comes a responsibility to give back! We've also got Braindead Trivia, a horrible-in-concept snack, and some new factions for the Harry Potter universe. So strap yourself in for not one, not two, but three reviews involving today's drink. We're going hard, son! We're Drinks With Josh!

Heber J. Grant and Mike get their DOWNLOAD HERE

I guess the boys are gonna..."take a shot" at this episode. (sorry)

First it was Dainty Cups, now we introduce the incredibly classy Plastic Goblets!

Getting all the accoutrements ready for the big show.

Damn, he's smooth. (The resemblance is uncanny)

Mike says this is the "best vodka on the market." Is he right, or just trying to get one over on the Kings of Drink Mountain?

If you actually look up the hat, it's not offensive, but it sure seems offensive...

We just started and Ben has already had too much to drink.

A blurry picture of one of our wondrous mix-ins.

Yes, this exists. Yes, Josh spent money on them.

I mean, what do you even say to this?

Josh contemplating the money he wasted buying gummies that smell like play dough.

This would be much cooler if it were the Gummi Venus de Milo.

Or really anything else.

Ben chilling with his good friend, President James K. Polk. Or Rad Johnson. Whoever.