Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Episode 65 - Creamy Dictators (CMP)

America (and Greenland and New Zealand)'s Favorite Podcast is always highly offensive, so why not have a drink that is equally so? That's right, the Kings of Drink Mountain have found one of the most offensive beverages out there and, of course, can't wait to sample it. Will the taste approach the greatness of the show or will it also offend? Josh and Ben will tell you, right after they discuss Josh's latest horrible business idea, public domain porno, petty theft, and play one of the saddest rounds of Braindead Trivia ever. Seriously, you'll feel bad for Josh after this one... Wind up the victrola, slap in the 8-track, cue up the minidisc, or do whatever you need to do to listen to this cream-filled episode of Drinks With Josh!

Also, make sure to check out everybody we said hello to in this one:

  • Gregg and his wondrous Guide to New Music @Greggs_Guide
  • Bum Wine Bob and the Bummin' With Bobcat podcast @BumWineBob
  • Our good friend and local media legend, Erin @ToddandErin. SEND HER ALL THE CLOWN AND PAUL BLART PICS YOU CAN FIND!
  • Kiwi homies and New Zealand's Second Favo(u)rite Podcast, @awkwardmachine
  • A super sweet site for finding, listening, and reviewing podcasts, the mighty Podknife!

Cream Your DOWNLOAD here

Yes, that's really what it's called.
Josh's "sweet" bolo tie...


A creepy, yet badass, yet terrible drawing Ben made. This guy is definitely about to cream some people.
A picture of the soda where we...took it from behind! Sexy.

Josh modeling the tie for everyone. No doubt he spent the rest of the day getting laid.

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Episode 64 - High Uintas aka I Wish Ted Bundy Lived Next Door

Roll out the red carpet and sound the trumpets! The Kings of Drink Mountain have retaken the throne! This time, Ben is fed up with Josh spreading vicious Twitter rumors about him refusing to do beer shows. Friends of the show (hi, Bum Wine Bob and Lost Episode Ben, ya dicks!) piled on and even a local brewery got in on the act. Ben is now calling everyone's bluff and Uinta Brewing's reputation is on the line. The boys have a sampler of four beers from them to see which is best. Braindead Trivia returns, along with a new companion game that we'll just call Sexy Hat. It's even worse than it sounds. Then there's an amazing display of patriotism as they salute a truly horrifying version of the American flag. Plus, the proper way to drink beer (DAINTY CUPS FOREVER!), Josh's preferred neighbors, the worst fish imaginable, and a new way to eat cheese bread. Get all this (and more! It's amazing, we know!) on America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh.
PS-Do you think the secondary title will bring in the true crime fans? We're hoping so.

Get your dainty DOWNLOAD here

Living that DAINTY CUP Life!
Josh examines his all-American rubber at his all-American table, while America's Pastime plays in the background. What else would you expect from America's Favorite Podcast??? (We blurred the game since we don't have express written consent from Major League Baseball.)
Two of our four Uinta selections in their proper DAINTY CUPS. Plus, tasty peanuts!
Yes, Josh really did take time out of his life to do this...
It's black lager vs...

Hefeweizen! Whose cuisine will reign supreme, or something?
Josh with our semi-professional looking mics, ultra-professional looking DAINTY CUP, and no-at-all-professional looking flag condom.