Episode 94 - DWJ Christmas VII: A Christmas Miracle (Raspberry Coke and ???)

Merry Maskmas! As covid continues its march across America, the Kings of Drink Mountain don their protective gear and spend a jolly, yet distanced holiday. Ben brings a holiday surprise for review, which throws Josh for a loop. But does Josh know more than he realizes? While you ponder that, you can also think about deep topics like how Josh got his sudden "Christmas bonus," the deeply creepy overtones of "The Christmas Shoes," why Bocelli's security team should be on high alert, and Ben's red flag warning for people under 30. Then let the spirit of the season wash over you as the boys discuss their Christmas wishes, including Ben's sure-fire plan to expose the Illuminati. You can help with only pennies a day! Finally, curl up with those you love as you witness a true Christmas miracle take place on the show. What is it? Well, that would be pretty stupid of us to tell you here, wouldn't it? You'll just have to listen. Do it. Now. It's not like you're busy with the holidays or anything!

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We had some arts and crafts time before the show.

Who wouldn't want to be seen in public in this beauty?

Ben tried to make a ferocious dinosaur, but drew this instead. The purple is supposed to be blood.

Hmm...what could this be?

Whatever it is, it's purty.

Why look! Raspberry Coke with a festive, VERY Christmas Hawaii bottle opener.

Don't worry, Josh. There is nothing resembling fruit in here.

Wait, what is this???

Could it be true or do my eyes deceive?

OH MY GOD IT'S A MIRACLE! IT'S THE REAL DEAL! SANKA!!!

HERE'S ANOTHER PART OF THE BOTTLE!

Josh showing off both his Sanka and his new "Wild Thing" glasses.

Ben's so excited that he brought Saint Bernarding back!

Ben's coffee vs. Josh's "coffee"

Episode 93 - From The Archives (Mango Creamy Soda)

 The Kings of Drink Mountain are feeling nostalgic! Why else would they be referencing their past masterpieces with such fervor? Not only do they come up in conversation, but also in the rarely-seen Reverse Braindead Trivia (or as Josh calls it, "Tit For Tat For Benny By"). But it's not all reminiscing for America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast; there's Josh overly complicating a simple prank, manly pizza slicing, funky bath bombs, and Josh coins a new term for beverages that go down easy. Plus, another amazing new "sponsor" joins Team DWJ, just in time to learn the benefits of being bad at crime. Oh yeah, and there's a drink review in there somewhere too, we're pretty sure. Enjoy!

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Today's warrior enters the battlefield.

Oh look! The pizza's here...with the world's creepiest pizza man.

Time for some pepperoni fueled mayhem!

Our drink, lavishly spread on a bed of loud, Kmart pajama pants. We're nothing but classy around here.

Coincidentally, "Jasmine Sandalwood" is our favorite stripper too!

Episode 92 - Holy Trinity (LCMS)

The Kings of Drink Mountain are back with some help from an incredible new sponsorship (and our good friend at the Plum Forest Podcast)! In this episode, the boys take a deep dive into a local beverage product that has both our hosts very excited to try it, that is once Josh reveals his "BIG J SURPRISE!" Can it live up to its lofty expectations? Speaking of lofty, DWJ reaffirms its status as "The One True Religion" by discussing their real Holy Trinities. There's also talk of Josh's innovative new cancer screening, cryogenic ED treatments, Josh asking for more clarifications (during Braindead Trivia) than a spelling bee contestant, and the difference between mammograms and monogamy. Plus, Ben gives us an inadvertent review of...well, it's something. Something that Josh uses as a platform to discuss his favorite songs of the genre. We won't ruin it here, you've got to listen! So grab this episode of our own trinity: America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

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This drink isn't exactly the best color...

And Ben didn't do much of a job pouring it either.

Josh contemplates the beverage, his trinity, and life itself.

We finally reveal the BIG J SURPRISE!

The backside of the can. Is that redundant?

STOP! SAINT BERNARDING WILL NEVER HAPPEN!

We "deserve" it? Is that a promise or a threat?

For no reason, enjoy this Pokemon Go picture from Boulder, CO.

Episode 91 - The Gold Standard (MD 20/20 Gold)

It's a celebration on Drink Mountain as our kings rejoice in finally finding the holy grail of bum wine: MD 20/20 Gold! Is it full of pineapples and happiness or will it be a letdown of epic proportions? Find out while also learning what rockstar loved this line of beverages, why Cleveland is a tough baseball team to follow, the true meaning of the word "normalized," and getting some truly in-depth, intellectual analysis of the 2020 presidential race. There's also Braindead Trivia, despite Ben's best efforts to screw it up, and shout outs galore, including to the Plum Forest Podcast that has featured the boys not once, not twice, but three times! Now grab your party hats, pin the tail on the donkey set, and join us for the gala extravaganza that is the new Drinks With Josh!

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It's finally here, in all its...nevermind...colored glory!

The gold standard of lids (with a vague glimpse of Josh's new favorite toy).

Episode 90 - Josh's Best (Hansen's Cherry Vanilla)

 Get excited! America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast is back and taking a look at some of Josh's...um..."top moments." In fact, without even breaking a sweat, he makes a bid to land at the top of the list. He's just that good. Ben simply tries to survive the onslaught of Joshness. Yet he shows his true ability as a King of Drink Mountain by navigating the citizens of Drink Mountain safely through topics like Josh's internal body composition, whether Carrot Top is vegan, what ribs qualify as being for her pleasure, and a pitch perfect Adam Sandler impression that must be heard to be believed! A slight respite is provided by the ever-reliable Braindead Trivia, which leads to one of the best discussion topics ever introduced on the show, about Mel Brooks. Do Ben and Josh take advantage of this fantastic conversation opportunity? I bet you know the answer! To cap it all off, there's a reference all the way back to episode 35 and a certain musician that Josh has seen in concert. It's a treat for all you true residents of Drink Mountain and it's all here in "Josh's Best!"

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Yes, that logo is ribbed. No word on whether this decision was made with her pleasure in mind.

The always enthralling nutrition facts.

I don't think the best seller list has much to worry about here.

A very Josh pose.

It's Ben! With a beverage!

Josh working himself into a frenzy for a new "Top Five" moment!

Episode 89 - Drinks With "Brad" (3x Diet Roundup)

The Kings of Drink Mountain are feeling benevolent and allow a lowly commoner into their mighty inner sanctum. How does this peon repay this generosity? By being too embarrassed to use his real name and then proffering some of the most offensive beverages imaginable! Speaking of offensive, America/Greenland/New Zealand's Favorite Podcast is a bit offended by the response to our Pretty Pretty Poetry Contest, but decide to declare a winner anyway. They really are just too kind.

While the boys turn their well-honed critical eyes toward the foul potions, they power through a guest-driven version of Braindead Trivia, Josh reveals what he REALLY likes, and there is a meltdown the likes of which we haven't seen in years on Drink Mountain. So kick back, prepare your hashtag fingers for #MtnDewAffair, and enjoy "Drinks With Brad!"

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Yes, Josh drank these from a measuring cup. Honestly, it might be more respect than they deserved.

Compare and contrast the ingredients from these two beverages from our evil arch nemeses.

Episode 88 - We Love Josh! (Berry Gogurt)

Drink Mountain is feeling the love! That's right, Ben has decided to let his emotions go and show Josh the love and respect he so richly deserves. Can Josh accept this show of friendship and camaraderie, or will it drive him insane? Find out as they discuss bonsai tree care, everyone's favorite TV lawyer Maddox, and do a little Braindead Trivia. It's capped off by a review of a highly debatable "drink" product, but will Josh even be able to give a real review? Or will he be too lost in his feelings? Join America, Greenland, and a very Covid-free New Zealand as we gather round and listen to another episode of their Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh!

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Call Green Thumb Josh with all your gardening questions!

Is this a drink? The Kings have spoken and said yes, but is a revolt brewing?

The only non-blurry shot Ben took. Really great work, ace!

Episode 87 - Timbeer! (NBVRIPA)

It's a momentous day on Drink Mountain as DWJ's loyal subjects have finally brought an offering to the Kings of Drink Mountain! That's right, it's the first ever listener donated drink on America's Favorite Podcast! Big thanks to "Trucker Tim" for his devotion to the show (and for spending $20 to ship it to us)! Unfortunately for him, if Josh and Ben don't like it, it may be off to America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Dungeon. While they decide on the drink (and Tim's fate), they ruminate on their days in radio, Josh's personal shopper business, and bust out some stone cold Braindead Trivia! Now grab your favorite lot lizard and warm up the CB, good buddy, because it's time for Drinks With Josh!


And don't forget, if you'd like to suggest/donate drinks to the show, hit us up on Twitter (easiest), Facebook, or email (there's a 1% chance we'll see it, but it's better than 0%!).


Look out for that DOWNLOAD, Josh!

Look, we don't play when it comes to opening packages!

If you look closely, you can see A) yes, someone really spent $21 to send us this and B) yes, they have REALLY girly handwriting.

Some stellar shots of Packaging Fest 2020!

Today's challenger is looking good from the outside. Is it good on the inside?

Episode 86 - From India With Love (Chai)

Like Ginuwine always said: "Come on ride it, chai poni"

That's right, the Kings of Drink Mountain have placed an order with their adoring culinary staff for a homemade beverage treat! They then assume the thrones and kick back with their beloved drinks and the American cinema classic 'Jackass 2.' I guess they also try to do a show as they discuss the truth behind book clubs, Josh's drag and wrestling names, Josh's amazing innate talent at live play-by-play commentary, and a true milestone in DWJ drink reviews. They also mix in a bit of India themed Braindead Trivia (get those betting chips ready). So grab your own cuppa tea, sit back, and enjoy this powerful episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

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Waterfall or Josh's mom?

Don't worry, everyone. Once we get upgraded to Windows 3.1, we've got 10,000 more shows lined up

This episode was honestly an excuse for Ben to test the fancy mics he won. Thanks, Sweetwater!

Nothing says "taste treat" like...THAT

It looks even worse in direct light. Somehow