Episode 129 - The Conspiracy Show ft. BFK Jr. (Take A'live)

Are you ready?

You think you are, but you're not. How about now? Still no. But DWJ is going there anyway! Being the world famous hosts of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcasts, the boys have connections that regular people simply don't. That includes a VERY special (or "special") guest who is here to shine a light on the truth of the world that surrounds us (though even he is unable to explain why a Korean drink has DENMARK written on it). Between bringing down everyone and everything from carbs to the Beastie Boys to sumo, your favorite hosts also take a hard look at Korean beverage labeling standards, duels, who is funnier, and even a serious (really!) look at the nature of the soul. Plus, a conspiracy tinged Braindead Trivia and one of the shows biggest disagreements on the review. So pull on your cutoff jorts, tighten up your mesh shirt, and get ready to do pushups with the things THEY don't want you to know with The Kings of Drink Mountain!

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Take A'live enters Drink Mountain Memorial Arena!

Denmark? Who are you trying to fool here?

All that hangul is certainly trying to expose some conspiracy, that's why they put a sticker over it.

No conspiracy here, this bottle has a nice ass.

Another truth is that Kevin O'Leary (aka Mr. OneInchPeen) worked with state officials to put together a corrupt data center scheme that will make most of populated Utah uninhabitable. This is the area he wants to destroy. He sucks. Tell everyone you know "No Stratos!"

Episode 128 - Julia Child Gives The Smithsonian A Hand (Durian Cider)

Dig up Gooberchaw cuz it's time. Time to face an obstacle. An obstacle so enormous, so terrifying, that even those amazing drink experts, The Kings of Drink Mountain, may have to throw in the towel. What is this evil menace, you ask? DURIAN.
Yes, Japan has laid a challenge at the foot of Drink Mountain. Tougher than their own Mount Midoriyama. It's Durian Cider. Can our heroes survive? Will gummy bears ever be the same? Whose man hands should be on display? And how many references to old timey celebrities can one show have? All will be revealed in this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Podcast. Hopefully a viewing will not be needed...

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A sticker has never been more needed

OK, seems legit

Oh dear lord, what happened here?
(This is NOT doctored. This is how it came out of the package.)

Episode 127 - I've Noticed Goats (Bodyarmor Lyte Blueberry Pomegranate)

Look, maybe you haven't noticed goats, but the Kings of Drink Mountain sure have! They notice a lot of things, if you'd just ask. Things like gobby cheese, the real biologic classification of coconuts, Jackass: Best and Last, and a new fragrance for men. They also don't just notice, but dig deep into important topics like bumping vs. grinding and shapes (Really? Shapes?). Top this academic work with some Braindead Trivia, a special celebrity marinade, and why animals are unfair, and you've got this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

Oh yeah, and there's a drink review in there too. Whatever.

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Look! A beverage for America's Favorite Podcast!

Did you notice the drink yet? Or that this is America's Favorite Podcast?

Episode 126 - Josh Loves Movies (Bodyarmor Lyte Peach Mango)

Dim the lights and break out the popcorn as Josh brings in a new movie game to try! Ben counters with his favorite game, being a di- I mean, a very special version of Braindead Trivia! Up for review today is a fancy low-calorie sports drink, just the kind of fuel the Kings of Drink Mountain need. Fuel to power through topics like World War 4, what sandwiches to keep on your nightstand, the origins of a certain bodily fluid, why the Pope needs his hat and staff, and why you probably shouldn't believe when someone tells you they "watch it for the stories." Plus, the show goes a bit old-school with some top level freak outs and absurdity. Enough to remind you how they became America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast to begin with. Anyway, I would think of a clever way to close this, but why? No one reads these. Who cares? Start the show already!

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It says Bodyarmor, but I am definitely calling BS on its ability to stop any weapon

When you take on a diet drink and don't even really realize it...

It's looking rather cute in that cup

Josh's movie cards - this was Ben's guess with last at the top left

DWJ Bonus Sip 2 - Winter Olympic Voicemails

The cauldron on Drink Mountain has been lit, and the boys have opened their ceremonies for you. Or something. I have no idea what that means. Anyway, The Kings of Drink Mountain proudly celebrate the winter games with a little help from their friend Belle (aka Sprinkle...well, you know) from the Belle and Thobey Show. Check out the olympic-sized laughs and you'll agree it earns a gold medal for hilarity!

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Episode 125 - The Ballad of Bill Belichick: A Nation Mourns (Pepsi Real Sugar)

What can even be said? This nation faces its darkest chapter. It was all the Kings of Drink Mountain could do to take the throne and preside over their latest beverage judgement. Braindead Trivia became a struggle overcome by sheer will and moxie. Josh's brilliant new business idea has to wait in a time capsule until the darkness clears, But the boys face this abomination with grit, determination, and dirty mouths. And they shall overcome this unforgivable action, as will we all, if we just listen to this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast! Can you hear us, Canton?

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Today's review, that is, if anyone can even bother at this point...

Here's the nutrition facts, as true as the fact that we're a world in crisis right now

Episode 124 - Thoughts And Prayers Will Get You There (Vanilla Coke)

 Feeling down? Don't forget that "Thoughts and Prayers Will Get You There," especially when accompanied by yet another amazing episode of The One True Religion. The Kings hold up a soda pop classic and a delightful "drink snack" for review, while divining their predictions for 2026. They also reveal some well kept secrets like a big win in the $1.7 billion Powerball draw, America's Soon-To-Be-Favorite Theme Park, and Josh's new TV news gig. Speaking of secrets, the show has also cracked the code on Australia's most famous landmark and its technological innovations. You'll be amazed what the boys discovered! 

Yes, it's all that goodness, and so much more (Braindead Trivia anyone?), here to kick off the new year right! So drop the ball (huhuhuh), pour the mimosas, and party down with Drinks With Josh!

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Two big reviews for two big guys

We don't like to have them go, but we love to watch them leave

Famous composers truly do the best gift wrapping

And give the best gifts, apparently

Episode 123 - Christmas IX: Gary Coleman, Take The Wheel (White Claw Cranberry)

 It's not Christmas until America's Favorite Podcast releases their big holiday episode, so I guess it's Christmas! The boys are back for their 9th crack at the yuletide, this time with a little help from a magic sleigh or DeLorean or something, driven by a very special (necromanced?) friend.

As always, the Kings of Drink Mountain come bearing gifts, including a festive 12 Questions of Christmas Braindead Trivia AND a lovely game of "What Are We Getting This Person For Christmas?" Plus, a review of a holiday-appropriate offering from White Claw. Will it be the biggest present under the tree or a huge lump of sh...er, coal?

As we find out, we will also learn about the new prodigal son, Ben's true love, Josh's amazing pants, Christmas traditions in the Josh household, and elf schedules around the big day. Plus, we finally find out what this podcast is truly about!

So throw on some bells and tie some antlers to your head as you cozy up by the fire with the amazing 9th Drinks With Josh Christmas!

(And don't forget that you can always check out the DWJ-ctionary right here!)

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There's no place like DWJ Studios for the holidays...

Is it water or is it White Claw? Is there a difference?

Apparently they legalized it at the North Pole...

Episode 122 - Thanksgiving VI: Josh's Special Sauce (Sprite Winter Spiced Cranberry)

The War on Thanksgiving is over. The Kings of Drink Mountain have returned to give all of America something to be thankful for: a new episode of America's Favorite Podcast! One which will enrich your lives with last minute Thanksgiving dinner substitutions, Josh's newfound love of cats, a musical version of a classic Vegas story, and so much more! Plus, there's plenty to feast on between the review of Sprite Winter Spiced Cranberry, 3 different flavors of Kind bars, and an extra-super-sized helping of Braindead Trivia. So unbuckle that belt and settle in your favorite easy chair as Drinks With Josh brings you their 6th Thanksgiving holiday classic.

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Could it be more perfect for Thanksgiving?

I mean, except for the "winter" part...

Did the boys feel the love from these or kindly turn them away?

DWJ-ctionary

As mentioned in our last episode, we have put together a Drinks With Josh Dictionary, or DWJ-ctionary, to clear up some terms and references that have shown up over the course of 120+ episodes. We felt it is really the least we could do for new citizens of Drink Mountain. After all, you don't maintain your status as America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast if you're not continuously bringing 'em in by the barrel-full!

Anyway, to make a long story short, click here to get your learn on. And maybe a couple giggles and stuff. You saucy schoolgirl you.

In case you're also an idiot and missed it the first two times, here's the DWJ-ctionary!

Episode 121 - Camping With Dick's (Maverik frozen Coke beverage)

 Rejoice, as Josh has returned from his pilgrimage to Dick's (a grocery store) to get his favorite bakery treat! Of course we all know what that means: plenty of Dick's jokes! But that's not all, there's actually some show in there too. This time, America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast goes camping and tries out a drink so mysterious that it's not even mentioned on the web site of the store selling it. It also looks like poo in a glass. Can it overcome these obstacles to be a drink winner? Can Josh survive a very special Braindead Trivia featuring very special questions from the Plum Forest Podcast (RIP)? And can you make it through some amazing Camping Tips, painter's tape moats, and Josh's new life as a sugar baby without busting a gut? (No, you can't.) Speaking of busting, this one's busting at the seams, so make sure you come and get your fill as we go Camping With Dick's!

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The epitome of appetizing

What you get when you open a bag of Dick's

Episode 120 - Flippin' Vulgar (CDCFZSGA)

 It's time to pledge your allegiance to America's Favorite Podcast as Drinks With Josh returns! The boys are in the mood as Utah gets ready to celebrate one of the two biggest weekends of the year. But don't worry, even you "non-members" out there can enjoy Conference Weekend as your hosts discuss the true meaning of having an ice cream cone, Leo "Louis Lamour" LaPorte, the MTC's Michelin-starred cuisine, beyond terrible baseball ads, the word "weenis," Vegas travel tips, and make an AMAZING discovery about noses. But that's not all! Braindead Trivia is here as always, and the shortest 30-second moment of silence you've ever heard (we're still waiting to hear from Guinness to make it official). And don't worry, it all is "flippin' vulgar." So hide your kids (but not your wife or your husband) and fire up this episode with the Kings of Drink Mountain!

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So...water, essentially?

Yep, pretty much just water.

Hard to see here, but they swear the lid looks bowed up.

Josh's deadly email error message.

Thought we'd add some sweet art in honor of General Conference.

Episode 119 - DWJ and Chill

After a long technical difficulty hiatus (solved by a $7 SD card purchase), The Kings of Drink Mountain return to rule over your ears. As they test out a very relaxed offering from Sprite, they also get down to important business like the deadly deals at Carmax, the specialty corners at the adult expo, the right kinds of batteries for a tesla, and some important Punjabi words you need to know. In addition, Braindead Trivia makes its triumphant return, bringing along some braindead Monopoly chat and an equally moronic song lyrics thing that our host tries (and fails) to do.

It's a lot of amazingness packed into 35 minutes, so get yourself into a safe, braced position, and hit play on this episode of America's Favorite Podcast! Oh yeah, and don't forget about Dom/Don!

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Doesn't just looking at it make you want to DWJ & Chill?

For those about to be concerned with nutrition, we don't actually salute you.

Myton's own conveyor sushi place!

If I put these on my guitar will it make me bad (at playing guitar)?

Episode 118 - A Shed For Mother's Day (Lychee Drink)

 Give your mom a call and tell her to grab this amazing new episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast, just in time for your Mother's Day celebrations!

Instead of flowers, the Kings of Drink Mountain have brought gifts she'll actually love, like pogs, cronuts, and salami. Plus, Josh has brought along his new catch phrase and a new round of that eternal favorite: Braindead Trivia.

And don't you worry, because they haven't forgotten the best gift of all: a review of that "Filipino favorite," Lychee Drink. So take time out to show a little love for mom by throwing on some Drinks With Josh!

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A very "high art" photo of today's drink

Moms love reading the nutritional labels!

Cronut with a hand for scale - how big is the hand? Who knows?

Moms also love that gorgeous layering and open crumb

But most of all, moms love donut nipples. You're welcome, ladies!

Episode 117 - America's Favorite General Conference (DB Kicker)

    Ring the bells and cue the organ; it's conference time on Drink Mountain! And in certain states that begin (and end) with Utah. To celebrate the occasion, the One True Religion stops by a local branch of a chain coffee purveyor to get a blessed beverage for review. That's right, for the first time in forever, the boys are on the road, and Josh immediately reminds everyone why they stopped with his behavior at the coffee shop. 

    Once back on the firmament of Drink Mountain, it's time to commence America, Greenland, and New Zealand's favorite conference! There are talks ranging from "Magic" marshmallow bars, Josh's favorite Irish word, our replacement for the MoTab, why certain places really want to invade our good friends in Greenland, and (obviously) Braindead Trivia.

    But mostly it's Josh looking over his shoulder for punishment from the man upstairs. Kind of like that other conference... So get reverent, get pious, and get ready for Drinks With Josh!

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April Fool's or not, if you ordered this, you may also be a big dill (hole)

Helpful educational diagram showing the cursed "cup mount" and the sticker "stopper" in the background

Episode 116 - Quote of the Year (Vanilla Coke Zero Sugar)

Ah nature...

The Kings of Drink Mountain are back to partake in the natural splendor of the coastal redwoods, via the magic of placemats. Will today's beverage live up to the majesty of the scenery? Did (non-fascist) America's Favorite Podcast break into another cottage to record? Is Charles Manson rubbing your earlobes right now? Find out the answers to these questions, along with the ones in Braindead Trivia by listening now!

Plus, you'll learn about the new slogan for strawberries, how we keep our butler Higgins on staff, what "loving act" is a natural theremin, and the (self-described) must-know Quote of 2025! Also, find out if Josh is on a general strike or just a very specific one...

So load up the station wagon and join in on a road trip of a lifetime with the One True Religion: Drinks With Josh!

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Today's challenger in a C-class dainty cup

An amazing beverage action shot taken by our world-class behind the scenes team

Butler Higgins with a Valentine for everyone (but only we could eat it)

It may be C-tier, but having a mediocre dainty cup is always better than no dainty cup

Oh no! Ben is taking a horrible fall!

Luckily he survived to take this lovely shot in the forest