Monday, March 9, 2015

Episode 25 - Better Late Than Never (BFVCT)

Oh yes, we are back! Just in time to send Josh off on his overseas adventure! What's that? You say Josh has already gone and come back? OK, OK, you're right. We recorded this weeks ago, before his trip. Ben has just been too lazy to edit it. Better late than never, right? Anyway, in this episode we'll learn all about Josh's random music knowledge, his unpleasant lotion supplier, and his defense of people who REALLY don't need it. Oh! Did we mention that this is an award winning episode? That's right, Josh wins a storytelling award smack dab in the middle of the show! You'll have to listen in to find out what it is. There's also our usual Braindead Trivia, Josh's further appeals to the (Australian) Aboriginal community, and another review from the most trusted source in the industry. Time to turn up the speakers, forget that the episode is really 6 weeks old, and listen to the "new" episode of Drinks With Josh!

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Josh & Ben visit Bolthouse Farms for the first time.
Taking a look at what we're dealing with here.
Any kids out there want to give Ben "selfie lessons?" I don't think he gets it.

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Episode 24 - The Many Loves of Joshie Gillis (RBRB)

Love is in the air as Drinks With Josh returns just in time for Valentine's Day! In this episode, we hear all about Josh's many, many loves. Most of them are food related. ALL of them are disturbing. Ben takes full advantage of this fact and makes fun of it all. What else is new? They've also managed to find a drink that seems to be perfect for (at least) one of our hosts. You decide who. Plus, there's hugful of braindead trivia, a spot on celebrity impression, and some important breaking world news. They even throw in a loving spoonful of "cooking chat" (really), Josh's favorite sound effect, and Ben discusses his holiday plans. Plans that involve someone near and dear to Josh's heart. It's all the insanity you'd expect from Drinks With Josh, just in February! So grab the one you love and curl up by the speakers for our lovely new episode of DWJ.

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They really do record in Ben's car. As you can see, he keeps it immaculate.
The drink du jour. It comes with your choice of salad.
Seriously, don't be a dick. Great advice at all times (you listening, Ben?).

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Episode 23 - Yo, DWJ Raps!

YO! Holla at ya boyz! Drinks With Josh is back and in full effect. First, we drop the beat with a drink that honors (almost) everyone's New Year's resolutions. Then, we add some samples of Josh craziness. Finally, we lay down the rhymes as Josh inadventently writes the newest club banger (as performed by Ben). Plus, we've got an added Thai treat, the saddest trivia segment ever, and Ben and Josh share their resolutions with the group. So pop on your Adidas, put the Courvoisier on ice, and get the hydraulics on your car...it's time for DRINKS WITH JOSH!


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Josh getting his Andrew WK on. PARTY HARD!
Our combatant for the day. Will it survive?
Josh, again, Ben is not racist. That's what the damn box says!

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Episode 22 - Classing It Up

Ben decides it is high time we class up this dump. So in that spirit, he busts out a high class beverage and some classical music. Of course, he also ruins it by showing up looking like a hobo. Josh does his part to de-class the show by going completely off the rails. Even for him, it's a bit much...or a lot much. Yet, it still could be our classiest episode yet...and that's just sad. We've also got Josh failing at more 'Braindead Trivia,' some horrible accent work, and Josh's heartfelt plea to charity. So grab your monocle and turn up the computer and get ready for America's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh!


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[Quick shout out to musopen.org for the music. If you need/want free public domain music, especially classical, it is a great resource!]

Straight from London to class up America's Favorite Podcast.
They're right, you don't think "refreshing" without apples coming to mind.
We apologize to Ahmad Tea for this unappetizing picture of their delicious product.
Ben showing off his color coordination expertise.

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Episode 21 - 40 oz. of Christmas (SIML)

It's an episode full of milestones! Not only is it our big 21st episode celebration and our first ever Christmas episode, but Josh also makes it through a whole show without mentioning Arby's once! The holidays really are a miraculous time! It's also our longest episode ever. We're pretending it is because we missed our last release date, but really it's because we don't know when to shut up. Plus, we try the first "adult beverage" in DWJ's illustrious history. So gather the family around the ol' Yule log and hear Ben ace talking with his mouth full, Josh inquiring about feline sexual habits, and a touching tribute to DRS and that gangsta lean. Plus, some more of the braindead trivia we all know and love. We're chock full of Christmas...well, not cheer, but something. It's a happy holiday with America's (and Greenland's) Favorite Podcast, Drinks With Josh!

[Sleigh bell sound effect courtesy of Mike Koenig and available at http://soundbible.com/1256-Sleigh-Bells-Ringing.html. Thanks!]


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Look what Santa left under our tree!
None of that "Low Gravity" crap for us!
Our drink decked out in its festive party hat.
Ben's incredibly thoughtful Christmas card for Josh.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Merry DWJ Christmas

We decided to make Christmas the classiest holiday around. Did we succeed?

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Episode 20 - Happy Thanksgiving aka Mosh Pits For The Blind

Ho ho ho, Happy Thanksgiving! It's our first ever holiday episode, sure to brighten your family gathering this year. The boys are off to the Asian market again (Josh is obsessed with the place) to get a drink from a country that just oozes turkey and cornucopias: Thailand. What else is on the menu this Thanksgiving? Discussions of mosh pits for the blind, Ben's new tag line for nearly anything Josh says, and Josh's dream Thanksgiving feast (it's as messed up as one would imagine). It all culminates with a heartfelt and emotional ending where Ben and Josh have a chat with all the Thanksgiving shoppers out there. So if you're headed over the river and through the woods this holiday, or even if you aren't, brighten the season with a hot, steamy mug of Drinks With Josh!



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Don't worry, we've got the holiday entertainment AND dinner covered!
How does this NOT scream Thanksgiving?
Something about the "Virgin or Mix" line is a bit off-putting.
Because if you try and add one ounce of Malaysian coconut water or sugar, it's ruined.