Episode 30 - A Magical Evening (MM)

Holy crow, DWJ is 30! Josh celebrates the milestone by checking out the Mastodon/Clutch concert (this week's music pick is from Josh: Clutch, yes; Mastodon, no) where he makes a very suspect purchase. The boys then sit down for a truly magical beverage, yet Ben feels the need to officially declare BS on it. Will it affect the rating? Josh takes the opportunity to give the world a special gift: the WORST SOUND EFFECT OF ALL TIME! The boys also discuss the plethora of superhero movies these days, the unexpected places you can find DWJ content, and Josh's mom. Plus, they welcome a new DWJ "super fan" and show you what you get when you like our show (sorry, Jesse). Of course, there's also some of our patented (well, patent pending) Braindead Trivia and yet another drink review you can trust. Why? Because it comes straight from the Kings of Drink Mountain: Ben and Josh. All this and more in the new episode of America/Greenland's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh. (Episode note: Ream's is a local grocery chain. There's nothing wrong with it, Ben shops there all the time. Josh is not so impressed.)

It's no magic trick, you can really DOWNLOAD the show here!

Hey! We made a companion video to this episode! (It's marked "adult" cuz of the swears, so you'll have to log in to YouTube to see it.)

"...a delicious coffee drink" Yeah, we'll be the judge of that.

The picture of it being added to milk may be the most off-putting bit of packaging ever.

Milk Magic has been consumed...how will it rate?

Episode 29 - OB/DWJ

Put on your birthday suit and get ready for a visit from your friendly OB/DWJ! In this episode, the boys celebrate the show's first birthday while recording. Josh takes the opportunity to launch an awesome new trivia contest. However, Ben thinks it might be a little too easy. He's also a little concerned that Josh seems insistent on seeing the "lady doctor." Speaking of which, the boys are also concerned at the Southern Hemisphere's lack of participation in the show. Kiwis, you're cool, but the rest of you need to get it together! There's also Josh's "season 2" plans (rated MA-WA???), the laziest Braindead Trivia yet, and you can play a rousing game of "Find the Mr. Show Reference!" In addition, make sure you stop by our site to check out the greatest picture of Josh that ever will be (it's mentioned in the show). It's so worth it. So get ready for awesome and sit back with the "medically proven" new episode of Drinks With Josh; it's waiting rooms full of fun!

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The single best picture of Josh that will ever be taken (as mentioned in-show).

Ben still wants to prove his "awesome music taste" so here's his music pick for this show.

Ben: reviewing drinks while supporting Wellington Phoenix. Truly a multitasking genius.

Episode 28 - Adults Only (VWX)

Awwww yeah! It is getting hot in here as Ben & Josh try out a truly x-rated beverage. Speaking of which, Ben lets his "jerk flag" fly as he insinuates all sorts of stuff about Josh's mom. Josh is not pleased, yet is undeterred in his quest to learn to pick locks. Why? So he can get into his parents' candy stash. Yes, really. No, Josh is not five years old. He just acts that way. In addition, we've got Ben's "porno" music that slowly devolves into a bad semi-cover of the Sanford & Son theme, Josh's picks for classic music and TV (they're as bad as expected), and Ben's plan to improve the TV show "The Goldbergs". All wrapped up inside a review of a drink that magically smells like a Utah dessert staple. It's crass, it's crazy, it's adults only, and it's exactly what you'd expect from the newest episode of Drinks With Josh!

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Ben hid from Josh as they left the store. According to him, hilarity ensued. Ben also acts like he's five.

Ben showing off the newest internet photo craze: "The St. Bernard"

[insert porno music here] Also, don't those mints look like they're staring at you? Creepy.

Knowledge is power. Get the (nutrition) facts.

Ben tried to get a drink pic while also showing off his "great taste in music." If anyone ever figured out that he was listening to Blur's "Trouble in the Message Centre" from this, they are a literal wizard.

Episode 27 - The New Fad Diet (SD)

After what seems like forever, Drinks With Josh has finally returned! And with it, they bring Josh's new diet craze! Find out how he's shedding the pounds (Step #12 will blow your mind and murder your grandma!) while the boys also discuss Josh propositioning Ben once again, Ben overexplaining the show premise, the many quirks of India, some sexy karaoke, Ben's favored pronunciation of "whore," and another round of "Cricket Chat." They also touch on an old DWJ favorite, and Josh's favorite movie, "Annabelle". Plus, not only do they have a drink review, but they also put their sharp reviewing minds to the task of a food review. All that just scratches the surface of the amazing new episode of DWJ. Download it now and get ready to slim down with us!

A couple quick show notes:
1) You can find Ben's new cricket chatting Kiwi friend on Twitter here. Follow him!
2) Check out Gregg's Guide to New Music on Facebook here. Be sure to let him know that you want him to have Josh on as a guest/hindrance!

Want to lose weight? Download the ep here, it couldn't hurt!

Josh's all-time favorite stopped by!

See how happy he is that she stopped by?

Ben sez: These should not be good...but they are SO good.

Sunny D dares enter the review ring.

Tiny Sunny D's previous home, where he had 5 roommates.

Episode 26b - The Big Finish

It's the most revealing Drinks With Josh yet. Not in a sexy way, but in a "they'll tell you the secret identity of the drink from part 1" kind of way. Sorry to disappoint. That doesn't mean we're not chock full o' goodness for this one. The boys discuss everything from why Ben's neighbors hate him, why Josh prefers tips over regular pay, and our usual round of braindead trivia. Then Josh flaunts his amazing associate's degree while at the same time can't figure out how Ben has not seen a movie. You know, because the fact that he hasn't watched it is really hard to comprehend. Plus, we've got Josh's magic shoes and a new hit song from the hitmakers here at DWJ HQ. This time it is Josh performing a tune that'll soon be topping the charts! It all then culminates in the moment America, Greenland, Belgium, and really the entire world has been waiting for; the crowning moment of the "Letterman Technique"; the apex of civilization: the reveal of the drink! Don't Be the only one in town who doesn't know the answer, join Ben and Josh for the big finish of episode 26 of Drinks With Josh!

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Here we can see the bright coloration displayed by the beverage, used to attract potential purchasers.

Cheater! You just scrolled down here for the answer, didn't you? Ya bastard!

April 1, 2015

Big news! DWJ is pleased to announce our new spin off show, Shakespeare By Josh. Each episode will feature Josh performing a heartfelt rendition of his favorite Shakespeare plays and/or verses. Plus, he'll have special guests from all around the theatre world! If you're looking for a culture fix, you've found the place. It's Shakespeare By Josh, coming soon!
 

Episode 26a - Letterman

It's a very special episode as Josh busts out his "Letterman Technique" in order to boost listenership. Of course, him being Josh, his plan is absolutely nothing like Letterman at all. Is anyone surprised? On the bright side, there's a new drink, Josh shows some leather when it comes to baseball trivia, and then, THE BIGGEST CLIFFHANGER IN DWJ HISTORY! Actually, the only one in DWJ history... Oh well. Plus, a frank discussion on the merits of 2 Chainz, bacon lipbalm, and cricket. Or if that doesn't float your boat, there's Josh's Greenlandic translation skills, making honey with Toni Braxton, and the smartest man alive. All that is just scratching the surface of the random craziness on the new Drinks With Josh: Greenland (and America)'s Favorite Podcast.

Paul Shafer the episode here. That means download it, duh. Isn't it obvious?

Josh laying down the law on how to "Letterman." Also, superimposed over lovely Nuuk, Greenland. Thanks for making us your favorite podcast! You have wonderful "taste." Get it? Cuz we review drinks?

Our drink for this week. This is all you get since we're doing the "Letterman."