Episode 36 - Dustpan Always Wins (MDSB)

Finally, the long national nightmare is over. America's Favorite Podcast returns with a brand new episode! Join your host Ben and your...something...Josh as they try out a limited edition beverage from a popular fast food establishment. Along the way, they discuss Clue vs. Cluedo, phrases that sound like they should be exceptionally dirty, but aren't, Josh's mom getting honored by the state, and Josh taking a turn as Celine Di-Josh. Also, Ben comes up with a fabulous new pickup line for all you ladies out there. Plus, be there as Josh, an adult, learns the truth behind raisins and prunes. All this and more as our heroes fend off the robot uprising with a couple of dustpans on the latest Drinks With Josh!

PS-Village Baker, I think you owe us (and Jesse) now. We await our gift certificates. 

Learn how to fend off the machines by DOWNLOADing HERE

Whatever could it be?

Today's challenger in all its aluminum glory!

Episode 35 - Highway to MitcHell (C)

It's a monumental day on Drink Mountain as our kings, Ben and Josh, welcome their first ever guest: Mr. Mitch. Mitch seems nonplussed to be there from the get go; he must've heard the show before! It doesn't help when Josh starts off with a rousing "YOLO!" It gets worse when Josh, aka "Drink Bitch," brings a drink that has already been reviewed on the show. The downhill slide continues when they bust out Josh's contributions to Twitter (@DrinksWithJosh), or when he discusses stuffing Ben's mom in his trunk, or when Josh busts out the fudge for no reason.

It truly is a highway to (Mitc)Hell. But in the most entertaining way possible.

Plus, Braindead Trivia (complete with "gaming"), concert reviews, Aboriginal baseball, and YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO JOSH HAS SEEN IN CONCERT!!?!}(%111

So come a-knock on our door* for America's Favorite Podcast, Greenland's Favorite Podcast, your heroes and mine, Ben and Josh, for a new episode of DRINKS WITH JOSH!

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Mitch was lookin' GOOD for his appearance.

Josh has, don't worry.

Josh packed some fudge for the occasion. What else is new?

Josh's first ever favorite on Twitter. Awww.

 *-Get it? A "Three's Company" reference? Because there were three people on the show? Hilarious!
PS-Yes, we know the audio levels are off. It was recorded differently than usual, so we couldn't do much about it. It would help is Josh would talk into his mic, and Ben would back off of his. Consummate professionals.
PPS-Ben honestly harassed Josh non-stop about A.C. with calls and texts for about an hour. Then sporadically throughout the week. He's actually still at it to a small degree.
PPPS-This week's music pick: Alice Cooper, per Mitch. Thanks, homie!
PPPPS-Mitch using the word "dob" to mean sex makes this musician much more interesting (and funny).
PPPPPS-Nothing really, just wanted to get to 5 Ps. Have a good one! Oh, and PLEASE rate and review us on iTunes. Thanks!

Episode 34 - GEDs For PhDs (MB)

In this episode, those fonts of wisdom, Ben and Josh, head to a local Utah coffee chain to sample one of their signature beverages. Along the way, they have trouble with the drive-thru, sound effects, buses, and even flashlights. They truly are brilliant. Plus, they add to the knowledge with more Braindead Trivia, Josh's new vocabulary word, and some engineering tips for your next home. It all culminates in yet another definitive review from the experts, the Kings of Drink Mountain, and the stars of America (and Greenland, and, soon, New Zealand)'s Favorite Podcast! So take good notes and get ready to cram (there will be a test), it's a brand new Drinks With Josh!

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Pop Quiz: Ben is happy because A) of US soccer. B) he enjoys the drink. C) the beverage doubles as fashionable headwear.

Quite possibly a top ten weirdest drive-thru. A is the coffee shop (window on the left), B is where you drive in and order. Yes, through the building.

Not sure how they determined the sex of this beverage, but well done on doing it!

Josh loves having his picture taken.

 PS-This episode's music pick is by Josh. He recommends hip hop on the radio. But just for today. 2 Chainz!

Episode 33 - IT'S WILD!!! (S)

Welcome to the new Drinks With Josh with your host, Ben! What's so new about it? Just about everything! There's an awesome new addition to Braindead Trivia. There's Ben in his new role of "Josh Jr." screaming about Arseniooooooooo Hall. There's Josh's new attitude regarding his mom's true identity. There's even a brand new (and very WILD!) spokesman job for Ben (he wishes). And it's all recorded in a brand new spot (next to an obnoxious busy freeway during rush hour, where else?)!

Don't worry, though, in all this newness we didn't lose our good old insanity and inanity. So there's Josh's feeding tips for 10 year olds, Ben's helpful medical advice for foot gigantism, and even Josh gets embarrassed when Ben gets a little too WILD! And lest we forget, we've got a true monolith of the drink world up for review this time! So pull up a seat next to the Kings of Drink Mountain and enjoy the newest episode of America's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh!

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Come on, it's Sprite. You know what it looks like. If not, get yourself into Beverage 101 before you try and come up in here with us. Damn, Gina!

Ben's Music Pick. Can't knock this one.

Episode 32 - The Beehive State (HWS)

O Uta-ha, our home and native land...

 Industry! That's right, Ben and Josh are showing their Utah pride and trying a "Utah's Own" beverage. Amazingly, it's alcoholic (it's not banned here, just ALMOST banned). The pride lasts about...5 seconds before they start making fun of Provo (Provo sucks), Utah in general, and one another. This episode also features another (of what we're now calling) Impromptu Cooking Chat, Josh's beautiful covers of "Kokomo" (including the Aussie remix), a by turns hilarious and disturbing round of Braindead Trivia, Josh's latest horrific business venture, and Josh's new TV cartoon project! Plus, another shout out to our homie over at Gregg's Guide to New Music (Hi Gregg! Have Josh on your show!) and Josh wrapping up the show in about the worst way possible. Oh yeah, and the drink DOES get a review, too. So hitch up the wagons and grab your handcarts, it's time for an "elevated" episode of Drinks With Josh!

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Our neighborhood contestant for the day! Check them out at http://www.thehivewinery.com/

Ben tried to get a picture of some neighborhood quail for you. Enjoy a crappy picture!

Notice the light hues and mild carbonation, proving that this drink is...something.

This one turned out blurry so we made it all artistic and Rembrandt-y for you. Look out, the Louvre, we're coming!

Josh looking for a massage table in the bushes. Amazingly, he didn't find one.

Ben's Music Pick this time is the new Fight Like Apes. Great stuff. In addition, Josh said Ben seemed a bit drunk after this one. Judging by the picture, he was correct.

Episode 31 - Yo Mama (SCS)

As we join Ben and Josh, we find that Josh is already having a bad day before the show starts. Ben being Ben, he immediately starts to rip on Josh's mom and make things worse. That's when Josh finally decides he's had enough and fights back with some mom jokes of his own. It goes about as well as you'd expect coming from Josh. It all culminates in a full-on, classic, level 5 Josh Meltdown. Oh, how they've been missed. Along the way, they find time to discuss Josh's new "million dollar" business venture, the cure for "earinicious," intimidating thighs, and the secrets to relaxation. Plus, Braindead Trivia and yet another in-depth drink review you can trust. Straight from the Kings, sitting on their thrones, at the summit of Drink Mountain. It's more goodness than yo mama can handle, it's the new Drinks With Josh!

Yo mama is such a fan, she downloads the episode here!

Why, look! It's the Magical Drinking Hand!

It's Josh's INTIMIDATING THIGHS! Gaze upon them, then slink away in fear!

Howdy, y'all! I'm a bottle-a sarsparilla, I am!

Ben's Music Pick: The Red Elvises "Better Than Sex". Josh asked, "Is it really?"

Episode 30 - A Magical Evening (MM)

Holy crow, DWJ is 30! Josh celebrates the milestone by checking out the Mastodon/Clutch concert (this week's music pick is from Josh: Clutch, yes; Mastodon, no) where he makes a very suspect purchase. The boys then sit down for a truly magical beverage, yet Ben feels the need to officially declare BS on it. Will it affect the rating? Josh takes the opportunity to give the world a special gift: the WORST SOUND EFFECT OF ALL TIME! The boys also discuss the plethora of superhero movies these days, the unexpected places you can find DWJ content, and Josh's mom. Plus, they welcome a new DWJ "super fan" and show you what you get when you like our show (sorry, Jesse). Of course, there's also some of our patented (well, patent pending) Braindead Trivia and yet another drink review you can trust. Why? Because it comes straight from the Kings of Drink Mountain: Ben and Josh. All this and more in the new episode of America/Greenland's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh. (Episode note: Ream's is a local grocery chain. There's nothing wrong with it, Ben shops there all the time. Josh is not so impressed.)

It's no magic trick, you can really DOWNLOAD the show here!

Hey! We made a companion video to this episode! (It's marked "adult" cuz of the swears, so you'll have to log in to YouTube to see it.)

"...a delicious coffee drink" Yeah, we'll be the judge of that.

The picture of it being added to milk may be the most off-putting bit of packaging ever.

Milk Magic has been consumed...how will it rate?