Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Episode 64 - High Uintas aka I Wish Ted Bundy Lived Next Door

Roll out the red carpet and sound the trumpets! The Kings of Drink Mountain have retaken the throne! This time, Ben is fed up with Josh spreading vicious Twitter rumors about him refusing to do beer shows. Friends of the show (hi, Bum Wine Bob and Lost Episode Ben, ya dicks!) piled on and even a local brewery got in on the act. Ben is now calling everyone's bluff and Uinta Brewing's reputation is on the line. The boys have a sampler of four beers from them to see which is best. Braindead Trivia returns, along with a new companion game that we'll just call Sexy Hat. It's even worse than it sounds. Then there's an amazing display of patriotism as they salute a truly horrifying version of the American flag. Plus, the proper way to drink beer (DAINTY CUPS FOREVER!), Josh's preferred neighbors, the worst fish imaginable, and a new way to eat cheese bread. Get all this (and more! It's amazing, we know!) on America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh.
PS-Do you think the secondary title will bring in the true crime fans? We're hoping so.

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Living that DAINTY CUP Life!
Josh examines his all-American rubber at his all-American table, while America's Pastime plays in the background. What else would you expect from America's Favorite Podcast??? (We blurred the game since we don't have express written consent from Major League Baseball.)
Two of our four Uinta selections in their proper DAINTY CUPS. Plus, tasty peanuts!
Yes, Josh really did take time out of his life to do this...
It's black lager vs...

Hefeweizen! Whose cuisine will reign supreme, or something?
Josh with our semi-professional looking mics, ultra-professional looking DAINTY CUP, and no-at-all-professional looking flag condom.

Friday, June 22, 2018

Episode 63 - DWJ BLOs

Settle in, royal court, your Kings (of Drink Mountain) have taken the throne! Or at least the "campsite." Yes, Ben and Josh return to review a new-ish alcoholic beverage. Ben saw it in the store and was laughing at it, when Josh jumped in to defend it. So Ben just made fun of Josh, instead (as usual). In addition to another expert drink review, there's World Cup chat, Josh's horrendous "Ceiling Hitter" t-shirt line, and not one, not two, but three of the weirdest hypotheticals you'll ever hear (all taken way more seriously than they deserve). Tied in with this, we've got the "Best Cars to be Run Over By 2018 Roundup," because we are willing to do in-depth journalism. We've also got Ben saying quite possibly the worst thing he's ever said on the show while Josh explores his dream remake of the 25+ year old movie, 'The Wizard.' Yes, the Nintendo movie. It's so bad. But is the drink? Find out on this episode of the Comfiest Podcast Around: Drinks With Josh.


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The undercard for the evening.
Tonight's main event!

Friday, May 25, 2018

Episode 62 - Michael Bubly

Sound the horns and prepare the thrones! The Kings of Drink Mountain have returned! This episode puts them to the test as they face a horrifying new beverage foe. Meanwhile, Josh is just horrifying, whether it's his taste in music at the grocery store, his desire for a certain bit of Napoleon "memorabilia," or his question about whether food can ever be good if it's...no you'll just have to listen. Speaking of Napoleon, Josh comes up with a great new sitcom idea. Are you listening, Hollywood? Our bank accounts are open to your money! They're also open to a certain beverage maker's money, as we initiate 3 lawsuits in the course of the show. We've also got Braindead Trivia, a round of Who Would Drink This?, and a new game where we try to come up with a new name for today's beverage. On top of all that goodness, there's a "special treat" at the end (if you can make it that far). So grab a seat and listen as Ben and Josh suffer through their newest drink, so you don't have to. It's just the kind of caring, giving people they are.


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Ben found this at Graywhale and thought it was a cool random find. The box with the art glued to it is a great touch.

These are a lot more menacing than they look.

We apologize for the blurry picture. We'd feel worse about it, but they should apologize for the terrible drink first.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

Episode 61 - Billy Clubs For Mother's Day (IP)

America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast returns to explore the wonders of the Kings of Drink Mountain's other home: Utah. Join them as they partake in the splendor of...what? National parks? No, not that crap. We're talking about an old soda fountain favorite from the Intermountain West! Plus, we hear all about Josh's thoughtful and caring Mother's Day gift, Ben taking over "blocking" duties with local felines, and a gripping locally-themed edition of Braindead Trivia. So grab your Mom, settle in by the old Victrola, and relax to the soothing sounds of the Comfiest Podcast Around: Drinks With Josh, with your host, Ben.
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In addition to no discernible scent, it appears to have no discernible color.
This is the best Ben could do with his "photo shoot." Really. Here's the baton handle and the drink and a messy floor. Yay!

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Episode 60 - Farewell To A Friend (7Up)

It's a bittersweet day as the boys deliver another hilarious and hard-hitting drink review, but against the backdrop of losing a friend. Not just a friend, but a massive part of DWJ history; a chunk of the rich tapestry that is Drink Mountain, if you will. However, as beverage professionals, they try their best to not let this somber occasion bring down the rest of the program. America (and Greenland and New Zealand)'s Favorite Podcast must go on!

And in tribute to their lost friend, they bring out a heavy hitter in the drink establishment; this is no time for games, after all. Unless that game is Braindead Trivia or Who Would Drink This? which both make an appearance in this episode. There's also Josh's latest business idea, his mom's football ad, and the worst shout outs in podcast history. It all culminates in Ben's touching, heartfelt ode to their lost friend. It's definitely not one to be missed, so curl up and get comfy (and emotional) with the Comfiest Podcast Around: Drinks With Josh!

Farewell to streaming, hello to DOWNLOADS!


Dude, how many chins do you need?
Farewell, old friend. RIP DWJ Studios 1 (2014-2018)

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Episode 59 - Wednesday's Washior: DWJ Christmas IV (SPM)

The fourth time's the charm. That's right, Ben and Josh have achieved Christmas perfection with their amazing fourth Christmas episode! Hang the holly with the festive Christmas present battle between Japan and Philippines. Bask in the glow of the lights and the greatest Braindead Trivia ending of all time. Learn from our wise men of the forgotten fourth wise man, and his contributions. Hear about more fat guys than just Santa Claus. We're running out of Christmas themed comparisons! There's also some amazing "scientific" information about how terrible movies may be good for your self esteem. Plus, get all the details on Josh's very special home business. Have you been good this year? If so, put some Drinks With Josh in your stocking! Even if you haven't, do it anyway. America's Favorite Podcast is here to make your holiday bright!

We were feeling the Christmas spirit of giving and threw out some shout outs during this episode! Be sure to check them out!



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Merry Drinks With Joshmas, one and all!
Ever popular Christmas icon The Christmas Monkey brought the drinks this year.


Amazing how Japan and Philippines use the same wrapping paper/handwriting.
Philippines entry into the Great Christmas Present Food Battle (patent pending).
Japan enters the fray with a treat of their own.
This warm holiday inspiration comes courtesy of the Puchao bag. (Also, "kindness" is not a taste, Japan!)
Still not in the holiday spirit? If Santa Josh doesn't get you there, you may have something stuck in your chimney.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Episode 58 - Thanksgiving Feast! (DWJ Thanksgiving III)

America's Favorite Podcast is back with America's Favorite Holiday Tradition: our Thanksgiving episode! This year the boys are celebrating the right way: by stuffing themselves full of a cornucopia's worth of drinks (and other surprises!). Along the way, they give you a true feast of content: our longest episode yet! You'll definitely have to loosen your belt to get through the whole thing. Braindead Trivia makes an oversized appearance, as does Josh's latest attempt to berate for the holidays. It's a Thanksgiving Feast you won't soon forget! So don't argue with your crazy uncle Joe or your racist grandma Selma at the table this year; throw on some headphones and spend your Thanksgiving with two guys you actually love and respect: Josh and Ben, the hosts of the Comfiest Podcast Around, Drinks With Josh!

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Who invited Hobo Ben to Thanksgiving???
Oh yes, we have a cornucopia stuffed full of goodies this year!
Just some of our beverage themed snacks, ready for feasting!
Ah yes, Hobo Ben has busted out the bindle and bum wine. Almost there!
The least appetizing shot possible of the Raspberry Spider chocolate bar and cream wafers.
The wafers look much better on the package. I said "package."
The Garden Company is an odd name for a sugary snack company. Also, recycling #7 (other)? Is that just "Yeah, screw it, we'll recycle this or some crap? I dunno."
Josh is super excited. It's a feast, of course he's excited.
Even more "beverage food."
We do Thanksgiving right, son.
Here we are...PEAK HOBO BEN.