Episode 82 - Show and Tell (Vanilla Pepsi)

It's The One True Religion as you've never seen it before! Mostly because you've never seen it since it's a podcast! Yet Josh is taking charge of the show and trying to fix that with a round of show and tell. You know, that audio entertainment staple. Anyway, you can find out what kind of creepy crap Josh keeps (in a peanut box, no less), as well as what kind of creepy snack he brought along. You'll also get a glimpse at his concert history, which is just as confusing as you'd expect.

Meanwhile, Ben tries to get the show on track by calling out the recent "Best of Utah" results for extreme beverage buffoonery. This somehow devolves into a lengthy discussion of the NBA, in which Ben scars Josh for life. Ben is scarred to find an adult man who doesn't know what basic furniture is, who doesn't recognize his own grandpa's name, and whose recollection of "Dumbo" is frightening at best. Also, mark the date, as the boys bust out a record-setting shortest Braindead Trivia ever! And yeah, they eventually get around to the drink. Eventually.

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And now, presenting our Show and Tell gallery:

Skull pen. Why?

Rock bolo tie. Ben used his geology degree to conclude that it's "probably some kind of quartz, I don't know."

Josh steals things when they have Scottie Pippen's number on them.

Money clip madness!

Which watch is whose? aka Who is the hairy bastard? (Answer at the bottom)

Great for cutting lines, apparently.

Yes, we got a picture of the snack, but not the drink. We're geniuses! (And Ben is the hairy bastard)

Episode 81 - DWJ Christmas VI: A Very Offensive Holiday

Christmas has come again and has brought another holiday episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast. As a special present to our devoted fans, we give you not one, but two of the world's most trusted beverage reviews (as determined by no authority whatsoever). The Kings of Drink Mountain have brought other gifts as well, including Braindead Trivia, a horrible people holiday call out, Menorahs vs. jail bars, and the most blasphemous retelling of the story of Christmas ever conceived! There's also an appearance by Josh's hero Albert Belle (in 6 inch tall plastic form, but still). What's that? You aren't Christian and don't celebrate Christmas? That's ok, as the 6th annual Christmas edition of "The One True Religion" will be your guiding light!

On all 12 days of Christmas my true love gave to me a FREE DOWNLOAD

Josh contemplates his life choices over today's beverage selection

Can you get more on the nose for a Christmas episode? Our sources say "no"

Episode 80 - The Satan Show (Brownie Caramel Cream Root Beer)

All kneel! The Kings of Drink Mountain have arrived with a new beverage to review! Yet all Josh wants to discuss is the king of darkness, as he's a "part of the Satanism now." Ben allows it, but only because Josh has also regained another title that hasn't been seen in a while. Perhaps the boys made a deal with the devil too, as this is one of the most quotable episodes of the show. From the usefulness of the ubiquity of a certain cartoon mouse to how Josh always "wins" Braindead Trivia to why one should have said a male body part, there's a quote for nearly everything. Get ready to join the zeitgeist and keep up at the water cooler as everyone will be dropping knowledge from this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh.

"The One True Religion" would like to recognize some of our loyal followers like Gregg's Guide to New Music, Bum Wine Bob, Todd & Erin's Morning Stream, The Blitz Podcast, The X & Y Show, Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast, and the Front Porch Swingers. Make sure to get some kool-aid, guys!

The devil went down to Georgia to get his FREE DOWNLOAD

Today's contender enters the fray

Here's their number again, in case you need to contact them

Episode 79 - Greecey Drunks (featuring Gregg of Gregg's Guide)

Call up Cousin Balki cuz we're off to Greece to try a selection of their finest hooch! Yes, the amazing Gregg from Gregg's Guide to New Music joins us for a very special crossover episode (catch us on episode 241 of his show!). What's so special about it? Well, first of all he brought us 6 different beverages to try straight from his trip to Greece. Second, we have a guest! See Mom? We told you we had friends! Third, we just decided, while writing this, that Gregg is now officially a Duke of Drink Mountain (we're the Kings, we can do that). Last, it's another of our infamous 2 hour long, booze heavy, unedited-because-we-don't-have-time-to-waste-trying-to-fix-this November episode! Plus, it's a Brain(dead) battle royale as Josh faces Gregg in our beloved trivia game. It's all so special. So get excited as we sample Greece's finest in the forms of Metaxa, Ouzo, Tentoura, Mastiha, Tsipouro, and...Orange Soda...on this mega-episode of Drinks With Josh (and Gregg)!

Our FREE DOWNLOAD won't bankrupt you, unlike some countries we could mention

Sir Gregg, Duke of Drink Mountain, and all around great dude. Thanks again!

Today's marathon lineup

The alcohol list, compiled by Gregg

This episode's snacks; the blue one was skipped as it is ouzo flavored

Avantes ouzo

Ouzo goes cloudy on the rocks

Metaxa 5

It looks so cute in profile

Malagontia Tsipouro

"Him's just a little guy"

Chrisa Tentoura

Booze in a water bottle = classy

Skinos Mastiha with its sexy see-through label

A weird hard-ish candy that tastes initially kinda bad, but gets softer and better the more you eat it. Super weird

Look Greece, you can tell us this is "Evie," but we can read and it's nBn

Blurry Greek writing

Who loves orange soda? Well yes, Kel, but Ben too

Episode 78 - The Ginger Show (PM)

Drinks With Josh is not just America, New Zealand, and Greenland's Favorite Podcast, but now The One True Religion! Join us in the pulpit as we deliver one of our most offensive episodes yet! The boys discuss a special edition of a soft drink superstar and help you determine that perfect pairing for a memorable meal. Speaking of memorable, you'll always remember the finely-crafted crudeness of this episode. Especially if you're a redhead. It all culminates in what is very likely the most offensive joke in the history of the show. Arguably just in history period. It's that old school horrifying DWJ you crave, all set and ready for your ear holes. Get it!


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A nice summery beverage episode...released in late October

There's stuff in it

Someone call an exorcist! Ben's drink won't stop erupting!

Episode 77 - Utah's Favorite Podcast: A DWJ Special Edition (801)

You already know Drinks With Josh is America's Favorite Podcast, but now it's time to prove it...by making us Utah's Best Podcast! We beg for your "Best of Utah" votes while testing out a local Utah beer from our beloved Twitter friends at Uinta Brewing in this (hastily and lazily produced) special edition of the show. Get your Best of Utah vote on here at this very link that you're reading text over right now! Since you need to do 9 other categories (DRINKS WITH JOSH IS OBVIOUSLY THE CHOICE FOR BEST PODCAST), we'll throw some helpful suggestions below:
Record Store: Graywhale
Pizza: The Pie, Pizzeria Limone
Brewery: Uinta Brewing
Winery: Hive Winery
Beer: Uinta 801
Hard Cider: Stinger (Hive Winery)
Mexican Restaurant: Red Iguana, Lone Star
Japanese: Itto Sushi, Japan Sage Market
Indian: Royal India, Bombay Cafe (St. George)
Vietnamese: Saigon Sandwich
Italian: Canella's
Burger chain: Arctic Circle, Olympus Burger
Bakery: Sagato Bakery
Redneck emporium (you can make your own categories): Smith and Edwards
Utahn: Josh, Ben
Worst Utahn: Josh's sister, Mike Lee, Mitt Romney, Gary Herbert
Hiking trail: Little Cottonwood Trail, Bells Canyon, Cephalopod Gulch

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Uinta 801: Dainty Cups (YES!) sold separately

A very Utah beverage for a very Utah episode

Congratulations Ben! You truly earned this one!

Get you a drink with labels

The Wagon Wheel Bolo Tie...before Ben broke it

Uinta 801: Wagon Wheel Bolo Tie sold separately

Josh needed a picture of him displaying his glove, so...enjoy, I guess?

Episode 76 - Big Ben's Second Big Episode (MS Mud)

America's Favorite Podcast returns with a "family friendly" episode all about everyone's podcast host best friend, Ben. Ben is not convinced that this is a good idea, but decides to play along. Meanwhile, Josh is taking very detailed notes on Ben's answers to credit card security, I mean, biographical questions. The Kings of Drink Mountain also are sure to ascend the throne in order to dispatch yet another royal judgement, this time on a beer in a great bottle, but...when did Utica, NY move to Mississippi? The boys also discuss their similarities and differences with Top Gun, make and lose an amazing new friend, and treat you to the Beastie Boys doing a Julia Child impression. Plus, Braindead Trivia returns with yet another round of heavy thinking. Oh! And the minor detail of the show realizing they are "The One True Religion." I probably should have mentioned that. So get your ears ready for an episode Ben calls "the worst episode we've ever done" and get to listening to Drinks With Josh!


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PS-None of Ben's grass was injured in the making of this episode

Classy cups to go with a classy beverage in a moonshine jug

Half a cup of foam from 3 drops of liquid

This bottle rules

We're artsy

Josh is full of regret after this one...did the drink add to it?