Monday, November 23, 2020

Episode 93 - From The Archives (Mango Creamy Soda)

 The Kings of Drink Mountain are feeling nostalgic! Why else would they be referencing their past masterpieces with such fervor? Not only do they come up in conversation, but also in the rarely-seen Reverse Braindead Trivia (or as Josh calls it, "Tit For Tat For Benny By"). But it's not all reminiscing for America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast; there's Josh overly complicating a simple prank, manly pizza slicing, funky bath bombs, and Josh coins a new term for beverages that go down easy. Plus, another amazing new "sponsor" joins Team DWJ, just in time to learn the benefits of being bad at crime. Oh yeah, and there's a drink review in there somewhere too, we're pretty sure. Enjoy!


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Today's warrior enters the battlefield.
Time for some pepperoni fueled mayhem!
Our drink, lavishly spread on a bed of loud, Kmart pajama pants. We're nothing but classy around here.
Coincidentally, "Jasmine Sandalwood" is our favorite stripper too!

Monday, October 19, 2020

Episode 92 - Holy Trinity (LCMS)

The Kings of Drink Mountain are back with some help from an incredible new sponsorship (and our good friend at the Plum Forest Podcast)! In this episode, the boys take a deep dive into a local beverage product that has both our hosts very excited to try it, that is once Josh reveals his "BIG J SURPRISE!" Can it live up to its lofty expectations? Speaking of lofty, DWJ reaffirms its status as "The One True Religion" by discussing their real Holy Trinities. There's also talk of Josh's innovative new cancer screening, cryogenic ED treatments, Josh asking for more clarifications (during Braindead Trivia) than a spelling bee contestant, and the difference between mammograms and monogamy. Plus, Ben gives us an inadvertent review of...well, it's something. Something that Josh uses as a platform to discuss his favorite songs of the genre. We won't ruin it here, you've got to listen! So grab this episode of our own trinity: America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

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This drink isn't exactly the best color...
And Ben didn't do much of a job pouring it either.
We finally reveal the BIG J SURPRISE!
The backside of the can. Is that redundant?
We "deserve" it? Is that a promise or a threat?
For no reason, enjoy this Pokemon Go picture from Boulder, CO.

Sunday, September 13, 2020

Episode 91 - The Gold Standard (MD 20/20 Gold)

It's a celebration on Drink Mountain as our kings rejoice in finally finding the holy grail of bum wine: MD 20/20 Gold! Is it full of pineapples and happiness or will it be a letdown of epic proportions? Find out while also learning what rockstar loved this line of beverages, why Cleveland is a tough baseball team to follow, the true meaning of the word "normalized," and getting some truly in-depth, intellectual analysis of the 2020 presidential race. There's also Braindead Trivia, despite Ben's best efforts to screw it up, and shout outs galore, including to the Plum Forest Podcast that has featured the boys not once, not twice, but three times! Now grab your party hats, pin the tail on the donkey set, and join us for the gala extravaganza that is the new Drinks With Josh!


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It's finally here, in all its...nevermind...colored glory!

The gold standard of lids (with a vague glimpse of Josh's new favorite toy).

Sunday, August 23, 2020

Episode 90 - Josh's Best (Hansen's Cherry Vanilla)

 Get excited! America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast is back and taking a look at some of Josh's...um..."top moments." In fact, without even breaking a sweat, he makes a bid to land at the top of the list. He's just that good. Ben simply tries to survive the onslaught of Joshness. Yet he shows his true ability as a King of Drink Mountain by navigating the citizens of Drink Mountain safely through topics like Josh's internal body composition, whether Carrot Top is vegan, what ribs qualify as being for her pleasure, and a pitch perfect Adam Sandler impression that must be heard to be believed! A slight respite is provided by the ever-reliable Braindead Trivia, which leads to one of the best discussion topics ever introduced on the show, about Mel Brooks. Do Ben and Josh take advantage of this fantastic conversation opportunity? I bet you know the answer! To cap it all off, there's a reference all the way back to episode 35 and a certain musician that Josh has seen in concert. It's a treat for all you true residents of Drink Mountain and it's all here in "Josh's Best!"


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Yes, that logo is ribbed. No word on whether this decision was made with her pleasure in mind.
The always enthralling nutrition facts.
I don't think the best seller list has much to worry about here.

Friday, July 24, 2020

Episode 89 - Drinks With "Brad" (3x Diet Roundup)

The Kings of Drink Mountain are feeling benevolent and allow a lowly commoner into their mighty inner sanctum. How does this peon repay this generosity? By being too embarrassed to use his real name and then proffering some of the most offensive beverages imaginable! Speaking of offensive, America/Greenland/New Zealand's Favorite Podcast is a bit offended by the response to our Pretty Pretty Poetry Contest, but decide to declare a winner anyway. They really are just too kind.

While the boys turn their well-honed critical eyes toward the foul potions, they power through a guest-driven version of Braindead Trivia, Josh reveals what he REALLY likes, and there is a meltdown the likes of which we haven't seen in years on Drink Mountain. So kick back, prepare your hashtag fingers for #MtnDewAffair, and enjoy "Drinks With Brad!"

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Yes, Josh drank these from a measuring cup. Honestly, it might be more respect than they deserved.
Compare and contrast the ingredients from these two beverages from our evil arch nemeses.

Thursday, June 11, 2020

Episode 88 - We Love Josh! (Berry Gogurt)

Drink Mountain is feeling the love! That's right, Ben has decided to let his emotions go and show Josh the love and respect he so richly deserves. Can Josh accept this show of friendship and camaraderie, or will it drive him insane? Find out as they discuss bonsai tree care, everyone's favorite TV lawyer Maddox, and do a little Braindead Trivia. It's capped off by a review of a highly debatable "drink" product, but will Josh even be able to give a real review? Or will he be too lost in his feelings? Join America, Greenland, and a very Covid-free New Zealand as we gather round and listen to another episode of their Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh!

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Call Green Thumb Josh with all your gardening questions!
Is this a drink? The Kings have spoken and said yes, but is a revolt brewing?
The only non-blurry shot Ben took. Really great work, ace!

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Episode 87 - Timbeer! (NBVRIPA)

It's a momentous day on Drink Mountain as DWJ's loyal subjects have finally brought an offering to the Kings of Drink Mountain! That's right, it's the first ever listener donated drink on America's Favorite Podcast! Big thanks to "Trucker Tim" for his devotion to the show (and for spending $20 to ship it to us)! Unfortunately for him, if Josh and Ben don't like it, it may be off to America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Dungeon. While they decide on the drink (and Tim's fate), they ruminate on their days in radio, Josh's personal shopper business, and bust out some stone cold Braindead Trivia! Now grab your favorite lot lizard and warm up the CB, good buddy, because it's time for Drinks With Josh!


And don't forget, if you'd like to suggest/donate drinks to the show, hit us up on Twitter (easiest), Facebook, or email (there's a 1% chance we'll see it, but it's better than 0%!).


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Look, we don't play when it comes to opening packages!
If you look closely, you can see A) yes, someone really spent $21 to send us this and B) yes, they have REALLY girly handwriting.
Some stellar shots of Packaging Fest 2020!
Today's challenger is looking good from the outside. Is it good on the inside?