Episode 21 - 40 oz. of Christmas (SIML)

It's an episode full of milestones! Not only is it our big 21st episode celebration and our first ever Christmas episode, but Josh also makes it through a whole show without mentioning Arby's once! The holidays really are a miraculous time! It's also our longest episode ever. We're pretending it is because we missed our last release date, but really it's because we don't know when to shut up. Plus, we try the first "adult beverage" in DWJ's illustrious history. So gather the family around the ol' Yule log and hear Ben ace talking with his mouth full, Josh inquiring about feline sexual habits, and a touching tribute to DRS and that gangsta lean. Plus, some more of the braindead trivia we all know and love. We're chock full of Christmas...well, not cheer, but something. It's a happy holiday with America's (and Greenland's) Favorite Podcast, Drinks With Josh!

[Sleigh bell sound effect courtesy of Mike Koenig and available at http://soundbible.com/1256-Sleigh-Bells-Ringing.html. Thanks!]


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Look what Santa left under our tree!

None of that "Low Gravity" crap for us!

Our drink decked out in its festive party hat.

Ben's incredibly thoughtful Christmas card for Josh.

Merry DWJ Christmas

We decided to make Christmas the classiest holiday around. Did we succeed?

Episode 20 - Happy Thanksgiving aka Mosh Pits For The Blind

Ho ho ho, Happy Thanksgiving! It's our first ever holiday episode, sure to brighten your family gathering this year. The boys are off to the Asian market again (Josh is obsessed with the place) to get a drink from a country that just oozes turkey and cornucopias: Thailand. What else is on the menu this Thanksgiving? Discussions of mosh pits for the blind, Ben's new tag line for nearly anything Josh says, and Josh's dream Thanksgiving feast (it's as messed up as one would imagine). It all culminates with a heartfelt and emotional ending where Ben and Josh have a chat with all the Thanksgiving shoppers out there. So if you're headed over the river and through the woods this holiday, or even if you aren't, brighten the season with a hot, steamy mug of Drinks With Josh!



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Don't worry, we've got the holiday entertainment AND dinner covered!

How does this NOT scream Thanksgiving?

Something about the "Virgin or Mix" line is a bit off-putting.

Because if you try and add one ounce of Malaysian coconut water or sugar, it's ruined.

Episode 19 - Highway JCF Revisited

In the latest incredibly compelling and important episode of Drinks With Josh, Ben sets out to right a massive wrong he feels Josh committed in a review. Meanwhile, Josh has grandiose plans to start a "movie" business with Ben. Ben is nonplussed. You will be too once you hear what it is! Plus, there's a Fresh Prince-style homage to Josh, a discussion of "healthy green salads", and Josh gets going on both pretzels and Australian Aborigines again. You can also hear Josh fail miserably at "Brain Dead Trivia" yet again. It all culminates with the big review. Will Josh correct his mistake or was Ben wrong all along? Find out in the amazing cultural touchstone that is the latest of Drinks With Josh!

[DWJ Trivia: In honor of Mr. Show, Ben wanted to call this episode 'The Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost,' which admittedly would have been awesome, but way too long.]



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*No pictures this time. Ben was too lazy and Josh can't figure out how to take them.

Episode 18 - His Royal Heinous

In an attempt to gain some respect, or maybe just because he's nuts, Josh declares himself to be royalty. The "Mahdaraja," in fact. Yes, everyone but Josh realizes that's not an actual title. It doesn't matter, because Ben ignores his royal heritage and continues to be a jerk at every opportunity. In this episode, you'll find out all about Josh's upcoming career plans in the candy industry, learn trivia about movies that you've never heard before ("Dances With Woofs"???), and Josh reveals the worst place a person can die. Plus, we find out about many of Josh's creepy (and illegal) activities, ranging from stalking to cannibalism. Oh yeah, and they fit a drink review in there somewhere! It's mucho madness on this episode of Drinks con Josh.

Wear the crown and download now!

The Royal Taster approved this beverage before giving it to Josh. 100% poison-free!

Episode 17 - The Ol' Switcheroo

It's time, once again, to travel to the magical world of beverages with Josh and Ben. This week the boys are getting Slurpees...or are they? They may be pulling the ol' switcheroo while discussing such important topics as the difference between Yogi Bear and Yogi Berra, what not to yell in a convenience store, and Josh's horse tips. Then there's the digressions into the power glove, Josh's concern for lost children, and nude drink mascots. Plus, a review of...something. But what? And just when you think it will all come to a satisfying end, Josh hits you with an ol' switcheroo of his own! It's misdirection (or lack of planning) all over the place! So chime the triangle and come and get it! It's a piping hot, fresh episode of Drinks With Josh!


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We (totally inadvertently) took the least appetizing picture of the drink possible.

Josh keeps his drink hand strong, yo.

Episode 16 Supplement aka Yes, Josh Is Really Like This

Many people ask if Josh is really so...Josh-like in "real life." The answer is a resounding YES!!! As proof, and as Ben mentioned in episode 16, we present a text conversation between Ben and Josh. One where Josh admits to making out with his mother, then blames "auto corret" for him having typed yes instead of no. Like that's actually something that happens.