Our World Domination Tour Continues

Have you heard of Google Play Music? Well, you will now, because it just got mega rad! That's right, Drinks With Josh is now available for your listening pleasure via the Podcasts portion of Google Play. Check it out by clicking this very link. Just make sure you grab some extra pants first. You're sure to laugh so hard you pee.

Episode 47 - Crystal Clear (CP)

The world rejoices as Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben) returns! This time the boys break out a very special drink from the past, making Ben a tad emotional. They also try out some new T-shirt slogans, some new rap names, and an interesting return at a local grocery store. They also have some requests to make, including a heartfelt plea to Hi-C for some Ecto Cooler, an honest request for some listener advice letters, and for the end of a certain act with a certain beverage doctor. Confused? That's okay, as our heroes will make it (and the meaning of life) all "Crystal Clear." Right after they finish their Braindead Trivia, of course. So join America, New Zealand, Greenland, and Senegal on the slopes of Drink Mountain for a new Drinks With Josh!

Let's make it crystal clear: DOWNLOAD the episode here

Here's a cat. The internet loves cats, right? Mega hits, here we come!

It's baaaaaaaaack!

Ummmmm...

Notice the interplay between light and shadows as the headlights dance through the plastic. (We're artistic.)

It looks empty, but it's full! Look for our show "Drink Magic" coming soon to Vegas.

This is Ben's "brilliant" new way to hold drinks. By sticking your finger under the label. He's an idiot.

Episode 46 - Time To Drink The Coffee (DDHIC)

Time for some more Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben)! The boys are up bright and early, just in Time To Drink The Coffee! While they set their refined beverage palates to the task of reviewing the drink, the Kings of Drink Mountain also send their keen minds off on a deep exploration of topics ranging from Pink Floyd to Texas, and the suckage thereof, to the gum disease, Festivitis. Josh will also astound you with his deep knowledge of Indian geography (seriously) and his ability to take down the entire Uber empire in a single word. Ben also does a great public service with an important message for those attending the University of Utah this fall. The Comfiest Podcast Around also spends some time looking to get some "free care" from one Doctor Martens (seriously, Dr. Martens, send us some shoes!). And what episode of America (and New Zealand and Greenland)'s Favorite Podcast would be complete without beloved segments like "Braindead Trivia" and "Who Would Drink This?" Not this one. So don't delay any longer, do your ears a favor and get listening to our new episode. It's a slam "dunk!"


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Awww yeah! Nothing says street like DWJ.

Josh tries to fend off the hordes of paparazzi. Part of the downside of being on America's Favorite Podcast. (We blurred the important bits for extra privacy)

This is the ad Ben was talking about. What a horrid pile of garbage.

Reminder: We're super street, yo.

Episode 45 - Crossing "The Line" (CIPP)

Put away the kids* because it is time for yet another amazing episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben)! In this episode, we find Josh slumming from the very beginning as he brings a wholly inappropriate gift to Ben from his recent travels to Vegas. He keeps it that way the whole episode, causing Ben to realize that Josh may not have crossed the line, but become it himself.

Along with this hard hitting revelation, Ben and Josh discuss chicken fried steak portions, Josh's Aussie craving, and Ben introduces some new segments to the show (one of which is kind of depressing). Josh also proudly defends his awful Twitter behavior while requiring Ben to explain to him what soup is. Really.

Then there's your usual dose of Braindead Trivia and another of the world's most trusted drink reviews. Oh yeah, and the minor matter of the show going on strike until we get another drink request**. Nothing big or anything.

So put down the safety bar and strap in for the latest, greatest episode of Drinks With Josh!

*-Seriously, don't listen to this in front of kids. What the hell is wrong with you?
**-Leave requests in the comments, on our FB or Twitter, or email us!

Cross the line and DOWNLOAD now!

Our combatant prepares to enter the ring.

Ben dresses as if he were already on strike.

Artsy fartsy.

Josh with a special message for his beloved Black Bear Diner.

Here's what it looks like in a cup. After Josh doesn't drink it.

Yes, Ben is still doing the St. Bernarding thing. Please don't encourage him.

Episode 44 - I Heart New York (DILIIT)

After an intolerable wait, life is good again! That's right, Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben) makes its triumphant return atop Drink Mountain. In this episode, the boys use the magical power of beverages to travel to the Empire State. Their mission? To try New York's most famous of alcoholic beverages. Also, to banter about other adult pursuits such as gambling and the infamous "back rooms" found in certain video establishments. Speaking of gambling, get ready to place your bets on another exciting round of Braindead Trivia or try your luck at Josh's newest gaming sensation: Cupcake Russian Roulette. Which one did he befoul? Hopefully not the one you're eating! All this and more is coming your way! So fire up the coffee pot, grab a mug, and sober up (we're looking at you, Ben), because it's time for America's Favorite Podcast*: Drinks With Josh!

*-Also New Zealand and Greenland's Favorite Podcast.

I heart DOWNLOADING this amazing episode!

We're nothing if not "street." Only people who are "street" put it in quotes.

Josh's badass Nottingham ale tankard/pimp cup.

It looks better than it is. That's saying something.

Josh brought cupcakes! I don't think he even knows why.

If this was your choice for Cupcake Russian Roulette, you have lost.

If you look closely, you can see the disturbing "chunks" that developed in Ben's cup. He drank it anyway.

Episode 43 - DWJ Gets A Brazilian (GA)

Drinks With Josh, with your host, Ben, makes its triumphant return! In this very important episode, we find that Ben has a new...career...as a hobo. Then, Josh reveals his past as a famous movie star. The star-studded show continues, with appearances by some famous historical figures. It's like a new Bill and Ted movie when (little) Caesar shows up with some pizza and Fidel Castro turns up at the local amusement park. Plus, the in-depth academic discussions you've come to expect from America's (and Greenland's and New Zealand's) Favorite Podcast; covering topics from GGILFs to cafe birds to the difference between Jimmy and Lance Armstrong. Of course, we've got your "gaming" needs covered with our beloved over/under system for Braindead Trivia. That's right, it's a jam packed episode, and that's before you even get to the drink! So get on the right side of history, join the masses for another amazing episode of Drinks With Josh!

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HOBO BEN!

Likely the best and most appetizing drink picture we've taken.

Don't forget the pizza pizza!

The "unwieldy" bottle of Guarana.

Look for Hobo Ben under a viaduct near you!

Ben's music pick is You Blew It! "Keep Doing What You're Doing" and you can get it by clicking on this sentence, and you should.

Episode 42 - The Sincerest Form Of Flattery (FBCC)

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and if that's true, then Ben is flattering Josh to an insane degree. That's right, Ben decides to do this episode as "Josh," and with an impression as good as his, it is hard to tell them apart.

While you try and figure out that mystery, the boys also discuss TV theme songs, why Josh is giving all his money to his new friend Paul, Josh's new boots, and the all-time classic "The Einstein Show". Plus, Braindead Trivia, the drink review, and THE GREATEST ENDING IN DWJ HISTORY (complete with Josh throwing his mic away).

So grab a croissant and join America, Greenland, and New Zealand's favorites, Ben and Josh, on the spiffy new Drinks With Josh!

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Here's the pre-show video of Ben scaring the hell out of Josh. You know, cuz he's a terrible person.

The now-infamous Massage By Paul ad (aka Ooo, you guys!).

This can is a little too cool and futuristic considering the product it contains.

Ingredaments!