Episode 74 - Playing Hardball (BBCT)

America's Favorite Podcast is back to review a mystery drink. That's right, Josh has found a beverage in what appears to be single tennis ball cans. What could it be? Will it be delicious or just a big "tease?" Find out as the Kings of Drink Mountain give yet another hard-hitting and in-depth beverage review! Plus, they talk about the best and worst shows in TV history, Josh's taste in music, and Ben takes an interest in a magazine you won't see coming. There's also a great round of Braindead Trivia and the triumphant return of "Who Would Drink This?" So step up to the plate and play some hard "ball" with Drinks With Josh!


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We are dumb and forgot to take pictures while it was full and legible.

We also forgot to take pictures while the cup was full.

Josh giving the chips a reach around while Ben grabs the bag from underneath.

You can almost see the drink and read the package here. Almost.

We're doing it all for the ladies!

What did Ben learn from his new favorite magazine? Modest is hottest!

Is this simply the most unappetizing chip ever made or the most unappetizing food product ever made?

Episode 73 - Topical Difficulties (AB)

BREAKING NEWS! There's a new Drinks With Josh full of topics ripped from today's headlines! There's talk of the border wall, baseball free agency, and even a surprise Presidential candidate announcement! Yes, Josh's mic may be screwed up for a third of it, but you'll live. America/Greenland/New Zealand's Favorite Podcast also gives you some Braindead Trivia, board games as rodent control, and a review of a local beverage favorite (along with a genius new ad campaign)! So join the Kings of Drink Mountain as they bring you not just the most trusted beverage reviews around, but the in-depth news insight you've been missing! Also, local businesses (and everyone else): send us free stuff!

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It's from Utah, of course it's non-alcoholic!

Here's their (boring) backstory. Like you care.

California! We want our cash refund! We're pretty sure they were $50 each. Please refund that amount.

Episode 72 - I've Got Some Meat Marinating (OH)

America, New Zealand, and Greenland's Favorite Podcast returns, with a bit of a Mexican twist. Not only do they try out a snack from south of the border, but they've also got a soda inspired by the flavors of old Mexico...or something. Are they any good, or should we build a wall to keep them out? While the Kings of Drink Mountain puzzle over these questions, they play some Braindead Trivia and some Who Would Drink This? They also discuss what Josh would look like in a dress, Josh's mom's lifetime achievements, and Ben says the single worst thing he will ever say (his wife's reaction: you're too old to be saying stuff like that!). Yes, it's really that bad. But the show isn't! It's yet another classic episode of Drinks With Josh!

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For no reason, here's a vaguely creepy guy Ben drew.

Horchata our collective ass.

Great ingredients is definitely debatable.

Episode 71 - Kiwi Christmas Caroling: DWJ X-Mas V (L&P)

Ho ho ho, and other of Ben and Josh's favorite things. It's time for Drinks With Josh's fifth annual Christmas extravaganza! This year, the boys are finally living up to their billing as New Zealand's Favourite Podcast and featuring a true Kiwi Klassik: L&P. It's already widely known as one of Ben's favorites, but will it live up to the hype with Josh? The Aotearoa love continues with some lamington and Bluebird chicken chip chat, but don't worry, you don't need to be a South Pacific expert to join in the festivities. There's also Braindead Trivia, Ben's expectations for Josh's Christmas gift, Santa's secret identity as Michael Jackson, and lots and lots of singing. Plus, the drink experts prove their knowledge in other areas with Salt Lake City travel tips and the best sex advice you've ever gotten. So wrap your ears in the velvety Christmas goodness of Drinks With Josh and make it a truly happy holiday!

Nothing beats Welly on a good day, except a DWJ DOWNLOAD!

Merry Christmas Mouse Massacre!

Ben is so damn excited. This is like eight Christmases in a row for him.

They left out the part about being bought out by a faceless global drink conglomerate. Oops.

ALWAYS be a tidy kiwi.

Mmmm...Christmas gold.

Episode 70 - Mark Twain's Anti-Drug PSA (DWJ Thanksgiving IV)

Send the little ones off to the kid's table, as the Kings of Drink Mountain bring you America's Favorite Thanksgiving Tradition. No, not dry, overdone turkey. Our annual Thanksgiving extravaganza! The boys are feeling a bit nostalgic this year and touch on DWJ favorites like the #MtnDewAffair, whether Josh has seen Alice Cooper, "Gettin' Hot in Cleveland," and a quick reunion with Big Ben. There's also Josh's version of a Thanksgiving feast, turkey day Braindead Trivia, terrible accents all around, and TWO big beverage reviews. You'll also hear all about what Josh and Ben are thankful for, their advice for your holiday, and...Maine and Syracuse's culinary favorite: anchovy burgers... Yeah, we don't know either. So gather the family round the table (but remember, it's not for kids), dig into your mom's famous pie, and enjoy the latest and greatest in Thanksgiving entertainment: the brilliant 4th Annual Drinks With Josh Thanksgiving!

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Pudding? Brownie? Other?

This somehow looked about 15x less appetizing in person.

Yep, this confirms it is from England. How (not) fascinating.

This is very aggressive packaging for chocolate.

Ben's right, it is very turdy looking.

And even worse looking dipped in...pudding?

Bum wine is back, baby!

From everyone's favorite batch, number 33!

Some beer "kreated" by a local Utah brewery. That's how they spell in Ogden.

Protip: Don't leave the label lying around. The "notes of banana" make it slick like a banana peel.

The head of Kreation!

Episode 69 - Nice! (P)

Gather round, ye Loyal Subjects, as the Kings of Drink Mountain ascend to the throne for the nicest DWJ yet! Things start out rough when Ben reveals a drink choice only to find out it has been done before! Does he redeem himself with beverage choice two?
...Seriously? We're not going to tell you here, you have to listen! There's also some lovely background noises from Josh, a 69-themed round of Braindead Trivia, the sexiest drink around, a visit with everyone's favorite Brits: Liam and Ringo, model trains (yes, really), and a discussion of the real UK royalty: English Cotton Eye Joe.
It all culminates with a truly death defying ending! Will it still be Drinks With Josh or will Ben have to find someone else to rip on after Josh's untimely demise? Find out by grabbing this super NICE! episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

Also, a HUGE shout out and thank you to the Red Menace podcast out of Australia for actually participating and submitting an awesome topic for the show. Check them out!

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What else could we have for episode 69?

Ben is an idiot and forgot we'd done this before.

Get ur lurnin on an no da facks.

Joshdrew Dice Clay shows off the second drink in his weightlifting gloves. Oh!

Yes, Ben. We get it. You've got a mouthful of...you know what? No, I'm not writing that.

In fairness, this is Josh's first time seeing Pussy (energy drink).

Josh desperately wants everyone to see he has the drink AND a cherry (gummy) in his mouth at the same time. I need a new job.

Yes, yes, yes...Ben has Pussy all over his lap...I quit.

Episode 68 - Gettin' Dick's (HCM)

oll out the red carpet, Ben and Josh are here and ready to take their seats atop Drink Mountain once again! This time, they try out a wholesome homemade beverage treat, while making a completely unwholesome episode. It kicks off with Josh's post-doc level of knowledge of female anatomy and continues from there. We've got possibly crude license plates, the magic combo: beer and markers, a discussion of Meat Loaf's discography, and a shout out to our good friend Erin, who is always willing to "get you into Dick's." And don't miss the updated-for-2018 version of "Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me." Then there's Braindead Trivia and Josh's complete and total excitement at getting his hands on a dessert favorite. We finish off with a horrific shock ending that's perfect for Halloween. Will America's Favorite Podcast survive? Find out in the new Drinks With Josh!

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Ben's new lover, Cho Chabudai Gaeshi!

The round thing is the "table."

Is this good? We have literally no idea.

Oh yeah, there was a show, too! Grab some of this and drink along!

Only $4 for some Dick's!

You can eat a box of Dick's!

This looks less like Dick's and more like an infected...anti-dick...

Josh relaxing after he may or may not have started a wildfire.