Monday, March 16, 2020

Episode 85 - Coronafest!

Get ready for Coronafest! The Kings of Drink Mountain return with a very special edition of the show dedicated to everyone's newest pandemic obsession: coronavirus! In doing so, the boys review a certain Mexican beer AND present the first ever Drinks With Josh Poetry Contest! No prose, please. Plus, we find out who Drink Mountain's Poet Laureate is, find Josh flying into a rage with zero provocation, and get all the details on what is sure to be the spring's biggest shindig! So while you're hunkered down in your self-imposed quarantine, why not pass the time listening to the latest episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast? We don't even have a two week wait to enter!

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You can't spell Coronafest! without Corona
Yes, Ben really ate out of this sad looking box Josh had lying around
Urine or beer: You make the call
We're all just limes in a sea of corona
KFC does not make the most appetizing looking donut
Corona in front of him, corona behind...what will Josh do???
Ben threatened to take nudes if we didn't let him bring back his music pick, apparently he was feeling emo this evening

Friday, February 21, 2020

Episode 84 - Untitled aka The Show Who Must Not Be Named (JCF Soju)

The Kings of Drink Mountain return with a second consecutive episode of day drinking as they travel to Korea for some Asian hooch. Josh decides that the name of the show is now forbidden, but seemingly nothing else is, especially as he performs his current tight five. No, not minutes of comedy, minutes of trying to pronounce "euphemism." Meanwhile, Ben laments his life choices as he realizes his true worth is as a translator. It's not as good as it sounds. Dueling Braindead Trivia also makes its second straight appearance and Josh asks a truly insightful, truly inspired, truly magnificent question that requires him to ask it not once, not twice, but thrice. It's THAT powerful. But is the beverage? You'll have to listen to find out. That's kind of the point, after all.

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It's the FRESH prince...of on-air?
Ben's phone was having a blurry day. Or maybe he was just drunk.
World's best selling spirit that we've somehow never heard of...
It's so clear that you can read your comic books through it. You love that fat orange cat, right?
This really is a picture of the drink in a cup. It's that transparent.

Josh's super exciting Silverton playing cards. Yaaaaaaay!

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Episode 83 - The Game Show (Sundance Special Edition) (OCW)

Channel your inner Dink Wartindale...or is it Wink Martindale? How about Bob Barker, as America's Favorite Podcast gets ready for America's favorite film festival (and annual local happening) by playing a plethora of games! Not only does Braindead Trivia make its normal appearance, but Josh leads us in a round of Reverse Braindead Trivia (Aivirt Daedniarb?), and Ben introduces a new national treasure: Find The Real Sundance Movie. And the boys show off their beverage expertise by pulling this off while doing some day drinking. Actually, that's unfair, it's not even late enough to be called day drinking. More like first-thing-in-the-morning-drinking. Don't worry, though, as it's all in the name of science, not alcoholism, as it culminates with yet another highly trusted review from the Kings of Drink Mountain. So take a "chance" on this special episode of Drinks With Josh, we promise you won't be "sorry."

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Nothing says frozen celebrities like Grandpa's ol' cough medicine
Yes, Ben was doing "shots" from a wine glass, because he's classy

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Episode 82 - Show and Tell (Vanilla Pepsi)

It's The One True Religion as you've never seen it before! Mostly because you've never seen it since it's a podcast! Yet Josh is taking charge of the show and trying to fix that with a round of show and tell. You know, that audio entertainment staple. Anyway, you can find out what kind of creepy crap Josh keeps (in a peanut box, no less), as well as what kind of creepy snack he brought along. You'll also get a glimpse at his concert history, which is just as confusing as you'd expect.

Meanwhile, Ben tries to get the show on track by calling out the recent "Best of Utah" results for extreme beverage buffoonery. This somehow devolves into a lengthy discussion of the NBA, in which Ben scars Josh for life. Ben is scarred to find an adult man who doesn't know what basic furniture is, who doesn't recognize his own grandpa's name, and whose recollection of "Dumbo" is frightening at best. Also, mark the date, as the boys bust out a record-setting shortest Braindead Trivia ever! And yeah, they eventually get around to the drink. Eventually.

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And now, presenting our Show and Tell gallery:

Skull pen. Why?
Rock bolo tie. Ben used his geology degree to conclude that it's "probably some kind of quartz, I don't know."
Josh steals things when they have Scottie Pippen's number on them.
Money clip madness!
Which watch is whose? aka Who is the hairy bastard? (Answer at the bottom)
Great for cutting lines, apparently.
Yes, we got a picture of the snack, but not the drink. We're geniuses! (And Ben is the hairy bastard)

Thursday, December 19, 2019

Episode 81 - DWJ Christmas VI: A Very Offensive Holiday

Christmas has come again and has brought another holiday episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast. As a special present to our devoted fans, we give you not one, but two of the world's most trusted beverage reviews (as determined by no authority whatsoever). The Kings of Drink Mountain have brought other gifts as well, including Braindead Trivia, a horrible people holiday call out, Menorahs vs. jail bars, and the most blasphemous retelling of the story of Christmas ever conceived! There's also an appearance by Josh's hero Albert Belle (in 6 inch tall plastic form, but still). What's that? You aren't Christian and don't celebrate Christmas? That's ok, as the 6th annual Christmas edition of "The One True Religion" will be your guiding light!

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Josh contemplates his life choices over today's beverage selection
Can you get more on the nose for a Christmas episode? Our sources say "no"

Friday, November 22, 2019

Episode 80 - The Satan Show (Brownie Caramel Cream Root Beer)

All kneel! The Kings of Drink Mountain have arrived with a new beverage to review! Yet all Josh wants to discuss is the king of darkness, as he's a "part of the Satanism now." Ben allows it, but only because Josh has also regained another title that hasn't been seen in a while. Perhaps the boys made a deal with the devil too, as this is one of the most quotable episodes of the show. From the usefulness of the ubiquity of a certain cartoon mouse to how Josh always "wins" Braindead Trivia to why one should have said a male body part, there's a quote for nearly everything. Get ready to join the zeitgeist and keep up at the water cooler as everyone will be dropping knowledge from this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh.

"The One True Religion" would like to recognize some of our loyal followers like Gregg's Guide to New Music, Bum Wine Bob, Todd & Erin's Morning Stream, The Blitz Podcast, The X & Y Show, Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast, and the Front Porch Swingers. Make sure to get some kool-aid, guys!

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Today's contender enters the fray

Here's their number again, in case you need to contact them

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Episode 79 - Greecey Drunks (featuring Gregg of Gregg's Guide)

Call up Cousin Balki cuz we're off to Greece to try a selection of their finest hooch! Yes, the amazing Gregg from Gregg's Guide to New Music joins us for a very special crossover episode (catch us on episode 241 of his show!). What's so special about it? Well, first of all he brought us 6 different beverages to try straight from his trip to Greece. Second, we have a guest! See Mom? We told you we had friends! Third, we just decided, while writing this, that Gregg is now officially a Duke of Drink Mountain (we're the Kings, we can do that). Last, it's another of our infamous 2 hour long, booze heavy, unedited-because-we-don't-have-time-to-waste-trying-to-fix-this November episode! Plus, it's a Brain(dead) battle royale as Josh faces Gregg in our beloved trivia game. It's all so special. So get excited as we sample Greece's finest in the forms of Metaxa, Ouzo, Tentoura, Mastiha, Tsipouro, and...Orange Soda...on this mega-episode of Drinks With Josh (and Gregg)!

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Sir Gregg, Duke of Drink Mountain, and all around great dude. Thanks again!
Today's marathon lineup
The alcohol list, compiled by Gregg
This episode's snacks; the blue one was skipped as it is ouzo flavored
Avantes ouzo
Ouzo goes cloudy on the rocks
Metaxa 5
It looks so cute in profile
Malagontia Tsipouro
"Him's just a little guy"
Chrisa Tentoura
Booze in a water bottle = classy
Skinos Mastiha with its sexy see-through label
A weird hard-ish candy that tastes initially kinda bad, but gets softer and better the more you eat it. Super weird
Look Greece, you can tell us this is "Evie," but we can read and it's nBn
Blurry Greek writing
Who loves orange soda? Well yes, Kel, but Ben too