Episode 52 - Relaxin' All Cool (NYSPS)

Welcome back to "America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast," Drinks With Josh! You may have thought that the Kings of Drink Mountain were weird before (or, at least, "quirky geniuses"), but this episode takes it to a whole new level. Ben decides that he needs to take a night off and relax. Josh is nonplussed on this idea from the get go. His opinion of the idea only gets worse from there. That's not all that's getting Josh's goat, however. He brings out a special, yet familiar, gift for Ben, then promptly spills it everywhere. Ben is convinced that Josh is frequenting a particular "gentleman's club," despite Josh's protestations to the opposite. Worst, Josh is faced with the reality of his trip to Bombay Cafe. Let's just leave it at the phrase "vomit tuna."

In the face of all this, Ben keeps cool and relaxed as he floats through the laziest Braindead Trivia ever, learns new facts about Norway, and admits that we could charge for DWJ, but would probably need to put on a better show to do so. Throw in some Biscoff cookies (that Ben was apparently too "relaxed" to review), Bill Cosby, and a far-right stance on "personal responsibility" and you've got the super weird and mega glorious new episode of Drinks With Josh, America's Favorite Podcast and "the Comfiest Podcast Around."

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Can this new challenger withstand the raw power of the Kings of Drink Mountain?

When "airline food" is basically shorthand for terrible food, I'm not sure it's wise to go with "The Airline Cookie."

Josh's infamous review of Bombay Cafe. Again, 7(!?!) garlic naans. "Vomit tuna" is a great phrase, though. Use it.

Ben's delicious grilled dinner. Josh is not invited.

Episode 51 - Gathering of the Joshalos (FCA)

Gather round, kids (actually, keep the kids away...)! It's time for more Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben, of course). In this episode, the boys try out a beverage popular with a certain harlequin subculture. Will they like it, or will they give it the hatchet? There's lots of other good stuff under this big top, too. Braindead Trivia is here, Who Would Drink This? makes its triumphant return, and there's a whole barrelful of classic "Josh moments." Topics include his mom, um..."special?" donuts, and the single worst Kevin Costner movie ever made. It's worse than you think. All this and ever so much more on America, New Zealand, and Greenland's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh! Whoop whoop!

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Whatever could this blindingly red concoction be?

Ah, mystery solved.

It's unlikely that there is any real "nutrition" in this, but here's the Nutrition Facts.

It does have an oddly beautiful glow to it.

Uh huh huh, huh huh huh...look what that looks like...

Episode 50 - Yaaaaay! (50th Episode MDBB Taste Challenge)

Yaaaaay! We did it! We made it to big episode number 50! There's so many people we need to thank...ourselves, of course. Plus Josh. And Ben. Also, Ben and Josh. We certainly couldn't do it without them! Seriously, though, we'd like to take this time to thank everyone who has taken the time to be on America's Favorite Podcast for our entire 50 episode run. That would be the Kings of Drink Mountain, Josh and Ben.

How do we celebrate such a momentous occasion? By busting out the soon-to-be-known-worldwide 50th Episode Taste Challenge! The boys grab a famous, yet often hard to find, beverage both from a fountain and from a can. Which is better? Can we tell the difference between the two? Do you know the muffin man? At least two of these questions will be answered!

Plus, we throw in a bonus segment featuring a longtime Josh favorite: Percy Pigs (Marks and Spencer, we're waiting for our free product). In addition, we've got a giant round of Braindead Trivia (place your bets!) and we take you into the seedy underbelly of the beverage world. That's right, we finally break our silence on the #MtnDewAffair. Get all the details and then help spread the word. All this and so much more (especially if you like terrible mom jokes) on the massive, mega, ultra, uber (but not in a car sense) 50th anniversary episode of America/New Zealand/Greenland's Favorite Podcast: DRINKS WITH JOSH!

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Oh you had better believe it is on now!

Check out our can!

Sorry, you missed the after party already. It was awesome. There was bean dip.

The canned soda gleams in the sunlight, while Josh is overcome with emotion due to the immensity of our accomplishment. Fifty episodes of a worldwide phenomenon. It's a lot to process.

Percy Pigs make an unlikely appearance on the program.

WTF??? (They weren't kidding about this.)

Ben is right, this does look an awful lot like an eraser. He's wrong about most everything else.

Episode 49 - Bacon Hot Christmas: DWJ X-Mas III

Ho ho ho! Merry Drinks With Josh (with your host Ben)-mas! That just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? America/Greenland/New Zealand's Favorite Podcast is back yet again to spread some holiday cheer. We know what you're thinking, after tackling malt liquor and egg nog on our previous Christmas shows, what is there left to do? Well, you'll have to listen and see. It'd be pretty stupid if we ruined it here. Needless to say, you'll feel really stupid that you didn't guess it.

Don't worry, the boys brought gifts, too. How about a box full of Braindead Trivia? Maybe a stocking stuffed with Christmas movie chat? We've got you covered. Plus, we'll throw in our extra special annual Christmas messages to the world. And we do mean "special." So cozy up by the fire, wrap yourself in mistletoe (that's what you do with it, right?), and join the ones you love in listening to the latest Drinks With Josh Christmas!

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Some festive lights to get you in the Christmas mood!

Heck yeah, we'll try that...we guess...if we have to...

Get the (nutrition) facts before the big reveal.

Here's how we're spending our Christmas. We're not sure what that says about us.

Ben is fully into the Christmas spirit.

IF THERE'S 8 PIECES OF BACON ON THE PACKAGE IT HAD BETTER TASTE LIKE BACON!

Episode 48 - Gallop For Our Own Trees/Thanksgiving II (CLVC)

Get ready to have a truly happy Thanksgiving! That's right, Ben and Josh are back to help you celebrate America's Most Fattening Holiday with America's Favorite Podcast! In this episode, the boys help you get your meal just right with some baking chat and some aid from a certified "shoe chef." We also hear about Josh's genius plan to avoid his family AND lose tons of money for the holiday. Meanwhile, Ben rolls out his favorite round of Braindead Trivia ever, concocts the joke with the longest build time to lowest payoff ratio ever, and then has a total meltdown. Plus, Josh stars as "Triple B," the shocking background of the "40 Year Old Virgin"'s crew, and an important and handy new addition to the English language: to Shawn something. All this and more as we (and, by extension, you) celebrate Turkey Day in style: with the Kings of Drink Mountain, Drinks With Josh!

PS-We're totally serious about getting some DWJ gear made. Let us know (FB, Twitter, website comment, email, etc.) if you're interested!

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Here's Josh's steamy pile...of brownies.

Look who stopped by to celebrate the holiday with us!

Ben thought this picture of a light shining through the bottle looked cool.

Same here. The coloring on this is more like the drink's actual color.

This is the best picture we could get of the back. Damn reflections.

Josh knows the dangers of high-level drink criticism. That's why he's buckled up for safety.

Spilled drink or Josh's pee? You make the call.

So we're just not going to bother cleaning that up, huh?

Our World Domination Tour Continues

Have you heard of Google Play Music? Well, you will now, because it just got mega rad! That's right, Drinks With Josh is now available for your listening pleasure via the Podcasts portion of Google Play. Check it out by clicking this very link. Just make sure you grab some extra pants first. You're sure to laugh so hard you pee.

Episode 47 - Crystal Clear (CP)

The world rejoices as Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben) returns! This time the boys break out a very special drink from the past, making Ben a tad emotional. They also try out some new T-shirt slogans, some new rap names, and an interesting return at a local grocery store. They also have some requests to make, including a heartfelt plea to Hi-C for some Ecto Cooler, an honest request for some listener advice letters, and for the end of a certain act with a certain beverage doctor. Confused? That's okay, as our heroes will make it (and the meaning of life) all "Crystal Clear." Right after they finish their Braindead Trivia, of course. So join America, New Zealand, Greenland, and Senegal on the slopes of Drink Mountain for a new Drinks With Josh!

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Here's a cat. The internet loves cats, right? Mega hits, here we come!

It's baaaaaaaaack!

Ummmmm...

Notice the interplay between light and shadows as the headlights dance through the plastic. (We're artistic.)

It looks empty, but it's full! Look for our show "Drink Magic" coming soon to Vegas.

This is Ben's "brilliant" new way to hold drinks. By sticking your finger under the label. He's an idiot.