Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Episode 55 - The 29th of June

Just in time for Independence Day, it's the most patriotic episode of Drinks With Josh yet! At least, it's just in time for this year. In 2018, we may have an all new Independence Day thanks to the efforts of one of our greatest patriots: Josh. We've got all the details in the episode. We've also got a review of one of America's dominant beverage makers. Will they live up to the high standards of America's Favorite Podcast? Plus, we discuss America's neighbor, play America's most popular game (Braindead Trivia), and hit on...nightly back sweats...in...America(???). So fire up the grill, get out the lawn chairs, and blow up some minor explosives while you celebrate the United States with Drinks With Josh!

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America's Favorite Podcast: the perfect gift for America's birthday!
Can this beverage live up to the promise of America?
Nothing says "USA!" like a beverage inspired by a Latin American treat.
Come on, this is America. We don't have time to read. Or for facts.

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Episode 54 - Tinder Dry (L)

Everyone hold hands and come together, your favorite podcast (especially if you're in the USA, New Zealand, or Greenland) is back! The boys take another trip to a local Indian market, but can they survive without yelling something inappropriate? They sure didn't the last time. In other news, Josh has now joined Tinder, ladies and gentlemen. It doesn't seem to be working quite how he expected, but perhaps if he were to use one of the names Ben suggested, it'd work out. Speaking of working out, Josh has a really smooth line for you guys to use the next time you spot someone attractive at the gym. You'll be beating them off with a stick after this, for sure. Plus, we've got some ideas about the etiquette of cuddling with your parents. I can't believe I just typed those words... Then there's your usual dose of Braindead Trivia and the always deep, always important, expert drink review. Will this Indian treat charm the boys or will they have to strike like the cobra? Find out in the ever so new episode of Drinks With Josh (the comfiest podcast around).

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Today's challenger is ribbed, for her pleasure.
Ben was admiring the sticker on the bottlecap when...
He noticed it was peeling up right here. What could be under there? Are they reusing beer caps?
Nope. Just another Limca logo, making the sticker 100% unnecessary.
Flashback to that time that Josh made a minor cameo in an old SNES game.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Episode 53 - The Worst, You Say? (MGCM)

Looking for some clarity in your life? Or at least some clarification? Then grab this super spiffy episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh! In it, Ben will make sure everything is clarified to the nth degree. Especially baseball, Josh's style, and Japanese restaurants. Meanwhile, Josh gets a bit rowdy and breaks some furniture before belting out DWJ's number one hit "Manually"! It will definitely bring a tear to your eye. We've also got Braindead Trivia and a massive surprise: an attempt to reformulate a beverage. Do not try this at home, we're not just experts, but the Kings of Drink Mountain. So grab this episode of Drinks With Josh, we know you'll love it, because it's certainly NOT "the worst."

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Today's contestant. Will it be able to pull off some "milk magic?"
Some of Josh's leftover cocoa chunks. One of the many hazards of beverage alchemy.
"Thems mah goin' out shooz!"

Monday, March 13, 2017

Episode 52 - Relaxin' All Cool (NYSPS)

Welcome back to "America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast," Drinks With Josh! You may have thought that the Kings of Drink Mountain were weird before (or, at least, "quirky geniuses"), but this episode takes it to a whole new level. Ben decides that he needs to take a night off and relax. Josh is nonplussed on this idea from the get go. His opinion of the idea only gets worse from there. That's not all that's getting Josh's goat, however. He brings out a special, yet familiar, gift for Ben, then promptly spills it everywhere. Ben is convinced that Josh is frequenting a particular "gentleman's club," despite Josh's protestations to the opposite. Worst, Josh is faced with the reality of his trip to Bombay Cafe. Let's just leave it at the phrase "vomit tuna."

In the face of all this, Ben keeps cool and relaxed as he floats through the laziest Braindead Trivia ever, learns new facts about Norway, and admits that we could charge for DWJ, but would probably need to put on a better show to do so. Throw in some Biscoff cookies (that Ben was apparently too "relaxed" to review), Bill Cosby, and a far-right stance on "personal responsibility" and you've got the super weird and mega glorious new episode of Drinks With Josh, America's Favorite Podcast and "the Comfiest Podcast Around."

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Can this new challenger withstand the raw power of the Kings of Drink Mountain?
When "airline food" is basically shorthand for terrible food, I'm not sure it's wise to go with "The Airline Cookie."
Josh's infamous review of Bombay Cafe. Again, 7(!?!) garlic naans. "Vomit tuna" is a great phrase, though. Use it.
Ben's delicious grilled dinner. Josh is not invited.

Monday, February 20, 2017

Episode 51 - Gathering of the Joshalos (FCA)

Gather round, kids (actually, keep the kids away...)! It's time for more Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben, of course). In this episode, the boys try out a beverage popular with a certain harlequin subculture. Will they like it, or will they give it the hatchet? There's lots of other good stuff under this big top, too. Braindead Trivia is here, Who Would Drink This? makes its triumphant return, and there's a whole barrelful of classic "Josh moments." Topics include his mom, um..."special?" donuts, and the single worst Kevin Costner movie ever made. It's worse than you think. All this and ever so much more on America, New Zealand, and Greenland's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh! Whoop whoop!

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No comment.
Whatever could this blindingly red concoction be?
Ah, mystery solved.
It's unlikely that there is any real "nutrition" in this, but here's the Nutrition Facts.
It does have an oddly beautiful glow to it.
Uh huh huh, huh huh huh...look what that looks like...

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Episode 50 - Yaaaaay! (50th Episode MDBB Taste Challenge)

Yaaaaay! We did it! We made it to big episode number 50! There's so many people we need to thank...ourselves, of course. Plus Josh. And Ben. Also, Ben and Josh. We certainly couldn't do it without them! Seriously, though, we'd like to take this time to thank everyone who has taken the time to be on America's Favorite Podcast for our entire 50 episode run. That would be the Kings of Drink Mountain, Josh and Ben.

How do we celebrate such a momentous occasion? By busting out the soon-to-be-known-worldwide 50th Episode Taste Challenge! The boys grab a famous, yet often hard to find, beverage both from a fountain and from a can. Which is better? Can we tell the difference between the two? Do you know the muffin man? At least two of these questions will be answered!

Plus, we throw in a bonus segment featuring a longtime Josh favorite: Percy Pigs (Marks and Spencer, we're waiting for our free product). In addition, we've got a giant round of Braindead Trivia (place your bets!) and we take you into the seedy underbelly of the beverage world. That's right, we finally break our silence on the #MtnDewAffair. Get all the details and then help spread the word. All this and so much more (especially if you like terrible mom jokes) on the massive, mega, ultra, uber (but not in a car sense) 50th anniversary episode of America/New Zealand/Greenland's Favorite Podcast: DRINKS WITH JOSH!

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Oh you had better believe it is on now!
Check out our can!
Sorry, you missed the after party already. It was awesome. There was bean dip.
The canned soda gleams in the sunlight, while Josh is overcome with emotion due to the immensity of our accomplishment. Fifty episodes of a worldwide phenomenon. It's a lot to process.
Percy Pigs make an unlikely appearance on the program.
WTF??? (They weren't kidding about this.)
Ben is right, this does look an awful lot like an eraser. He's wrong about most everything else.

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Episode 49 - Bacon Hot Christmas: DWJ X-Mas III

Ho ho ho! Merry Drinks With Josh (with your host Ben)-mas! That just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? America/Greenland/New Zealand's Favorite Podcast is back yet again to spread some holiday cheer. We know what you're thinking, after tackling malt liquor and egg nog on our previous Christmas shows, what is there left to do? Well, you'll have to listen and see. It'd be pretty stupid if we ruined it here. Needless to say, you'll feel really stupid that you didn't guess it.

Don't worry, the boys brought gifts, too. How about a box full of Braindead Trivia? Maybe a stocking stuffed with Christmas movie chat? We've got you covered. Plus, we'll throw in our extra special annual Christmas messages to the world. And we do mean "special." So cozy up by the fire, wrap yourself in mistletoe (that's what you do with it, right?), and join the ones you love in listening to the latest Drinks With Josh Christmas!

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Some festive lights to get you in the Christmas mood!
Heck yeah, we'll try that...we guess...if we have to...
Get the (nutrition) facts before the big reveal.
Here's how we're spending our Christmas. We're not sure what that says about us.
Ben is fully into the Christmas spirit.
IF THERE'S 8 PIECES OF BACON ON THE PACKAGE IT HAD BETTER TASTE LIKE BACON!